Takura-BUM BUM BUM! It's the last chapter folks!

The tower landed somewhere in a snowy region. Bakura woke up on the snow, cold as ever! Bakura sat there and though he was doomed! "Ok Bakura," Bakura said to himself "Think about what Ryou said if I was ever stuck in harsh snowy weather." Bakura was thinking and one of the things Ryou said was, "Never eat yellow snow!" Bakura thought again and another popped up. "Never pee in cold weather! You'll regret it!" Bakura's eyes widen and he shuddered. He got up to look for Bazoo. Bazoo was lying under the snow. Bakura dug him up and put him under his vest. "This is my entire fault Bazoo," Bakura confessed while Bazoo muttered,

"Hell yeah it is!"

"I should've set Yami free when I had the chance! I'll set it right though!" Bakura was walking towards the tower until the carpet lifted up from under the snow. Bakura tried to pull the carpet out, but it was stuck underneath the tower as well! Bakura and Bazoo started to dig to get the carpet out but that was a bad move! The tower started to roll, but since Bakura was smarter than he looked, he ducked while one of the tower windows rolled over him, instead of the heavy tower! It frightened Bazoo a bit and the carpet was now free! They were now heading back to Agrabah to kick ass!

In the palace, Harpy was torching Yugi by stuffing those moldy crackers in his mouth. Marik was getting a kick out of it but when Ishizu begged him to stop, Marik commanded Harpy to stop. "It pains me to see you reduced to this Ishizu!" Marik said, creating a golden crown "You could be on the arm of the most powerful man in the world!" Marik offered. Ishizu was disgusted! She wanted to barf! "What do you say? My dear." Ishizu drank the wine she was supposed to splash in his face, so she punched him instead. He his and threatened to hit her but decided to wish for her to fall in love with him instead.

"Um sir," Yami interrupted "There are some quid-pro-quos, like…" Yami was grabbed by the hair and Marik was yelling at him face-to-face, literally!

"YOU WILL DO WHAT I TELL YOU, YOU STUPID IDIOT!" Marik insulted but Yami came back with,

"Yo mama!"

"My mom?" Marik scoffed "Yo mama so dumb, she failed a blood test!"

"Yo mama so stupid, I taught how to do the running man and I haven't seen her since!"

Ishizu rolled her eyes while the fight went on.

"Yo mama so ugly, I took her to the zoo and the monkeys asked how she got out so fast!"

"Yo mama so dirty, I told someone to take the garbage out and she moved!"

Bakura finally arrived through the window. Ishizu saw him and he told her to distract Marik. "Marik," She called out, putting the crown on "I've never realized how incredibly handsome you are!" Marik was enjoying this. He got closer to Ishizu, and demanded for her to go on with the compliments. Yami finally saw why Ishizu was doing this and he went to go talk to Bakura.

"Bakura, I can't help you," Yami worried "I work with the psychopath now! What are you gonna do?"

"I'm a street rat, remember? I'll improvise!" Bakura replied, sounding mighty confident. Bakura snuck up towards the puzzle while Ishizu distracted Marik. Harpy caught Bakura but Bazoo kept her mouth shut. When Bakura tried to get the puzzle, Harpy's cup full of fruits fell, making a loud ring. Marik tried to turn around but Ishizu kissed him, mouth-to-mouth. EW!! INCEST!

"That was…" Marik looked into Ishizu's crown and saw Bakura! "YOU!" Marik shouted, blasting Bakura back into a pile of gold. "How many times do I have to kill you boy!?" Ishizu tried to take the rod away but Marik pushed her away. Bakura charged in to take the rod away now. While he was struggling he commanded, "Get the lamp!"

"NO!" Marik pushed Bakura aside and trapped Ishizu in a giant hour glass! "Ah, ah, ah, princess! Your time is up!" Bakura tackled him afterwards.

"Nice shot Marik!" Harpy shouted until Bazoo hit her over the head wit the cup. Bazoo ran for the puzzle but Marik turned him into a toy.

"Don't toy with me!" Marik sneered. The carpet now tried but end up being turned into Sean John Jeans (Don't own). "Things are unraveling fast now boy!" Marik had the upper hand now! He saw Bakura trying to reach for it but a line of swords came down, blocking him. "Get the pointed?" Marik grabbed the puzzle. Bakura grabbed a sword and came towards Marik. Marik blew fire around him and yelled, "I'm only getting warmed up!"

"Are you afraid to fight," Bakura yelled back "You cowardly snake?"

"A snake am I?" Marik asked, floating through the fire, frightening Bakura a bit "Perhaps you'd like to see how snake-like I can be!" Marik then grew into a giant snake (Who was really electric snake).

"Aw crap!" Bakura muttered. Bakura dodged most of Marik's strikes and slashed him a couple times.

"Rikkem-Rakkem Rikkem-Rake! Stick that sword into the snake!" Yami cried, in a cheerleader outfit and a wig.

"You stay out of this-s-s!" Marik barked.

"Marik, Marik," Yami said, waving a little black flag "He's our man. If he can't do it, GREAT!"

Marik spotted Bakura running to Ishizu and striked again. It was more effective this time. Bakura fell and his sword flew out his hand, but that didn't stop him! He jumped on a jewel and rode it like a skateboard to get his sword back! Marik followed him off the balcony and Bakura had gotten the chance to stab him. Bakura left the sword and Marik while he screamed in pain. Bakura had gotten a piece of wood and tried to break the hour glass but Marik caught him and wrapped him up. "Could you please hurry up!?" Ishizu shouted "The sand is messing up my hair!"

"Wait," Takura pondered "Don't you live in a desert?"

"I just got the sand chunks out earlier though!" Takura rolled his eyes while Bakura and Marik didn't their little talk.

"Did you really think you could beat the most powerful being on Earth!?" Marik questioned. "Without Yami, boy, you're nothing!"

"Yami…" Bakura said, looking at the Yami, who was clueless on what to do! "Yami! Yami has more power than you'll ever have!" Bakura said, making Marik shocked. "He gave you your power, and just like that, he can take it away!"

"The boy's right," Marik muttered "His power does exceed my own. But not for long." Marik started circling around Yami while Yami tried to reason with him.

"A boy's a bit drunk! One, too many hits of the snake!"

"Yami," Marik called "I wish to be an all-powerful Yami!"

"Your wish is my command!" Yami said morosely, shooting his speck of power at Marik. Marik now turned into an all power Yami/genie! Bakura was set free and Bakura set Ishizu free. Marik was rampaging about his powers now.

"What the hell did you do!?" Ishizu asked.

"Trust me!" Bakura demanded. He saw the puzzle of light/Marik's new lamp appear and he ran for it.

"THE UNIVERSE IS MINE TO COMMAND, TO CONTROL!!"

"Not so fast Marik," Bakura shouted, catching Marik's attention "Aren't you forgetting something? You wanted to be a genie, you've got it!" Marik was trying to claw his way out from being sucked in but instead, he dragged Harpy in as well!

"Bakura you genius, you!" Yami complimented. Everything was now in order. Bazoo was a monkey again, the carpet was a carpet again, Rajah was a tiger now, and the palace was back to where it belonged!

Yelling came out of Marik's lamp. Yami threw Marik to the Cave of Wonders, while Bakura and Ishizu needed to talk. "Ishizu," Bakura groaned "I love you, but I can't pretend to be something I'm not."

"Bakura, you've got one wish left," Yami reminded "Just say the word and you are a prince again!"

"But what about your freedom?" Bakura asked.

"It's only just a million years of servitude!" Yami said, and then he pushed Ishizu and Bakura together "This is love!"

"I'm sorry Ishizu." Bakura apologized.

"I understand." Ishizu said, about to cry.

"Yami," Bakura smiled "I wish for your freedom!"

"One bona fide prince pedigree coming up…What?" Yami asked.

"You're free!" Bakura said. Smoke and red zaps came out, giving Yami feet to walk on. Yami was celebrating, and bragging about seeing the world until he realized how Bakura was looking. His face was saying, "I'm happy you're free, but I'm sad about me and Ishizu." Bakura said,

"I'm going to miss you." Yami hugged Bakura (YAOI O.o) and said,

"No matter what they say," Yami said, crying. Bakura was also crying. "You'll always be a prince to me!" Yugi, wanting to be a life-saver like always, came through to announce,

"That's right! That law's the problem!"

"Father?" Ishizu looked down (n.n ::Snicker::) at Yugi, a bit puzzled.

"Am I Sultan or am I Sultan? The princess shall marry who she deems worthy!" Ishizu smiled and jumped for Bakura, but since Bakura didn't catch her, plus he dodged her, she jumped for nothing!

"I choose Bakura!" Ishizu said just hugging him. Yami wanted a group hug before he left for his world travel.

That night…

A whole new world (Bakura)

A whole new life (Ishizu)

For you and me! (Both in unison)

Takura hugged everybody (Except Joey) and thanked them for the special event! He seems to notice how Bakura and Ishizu weren't there.

Remember when Ishizu whispered in Bakura's ear last chapter? Well, they were getting it on! In the bed, bumping up and down (O.o Damn me and my details)! Malik came inand fainted. "Just ignore him and close the door!" Ishizu commanded. Bakura made a sign that said, 'Privacy Please' and locked the door.

"Now where were we?" Bakura giggled.

FIN!