(A/N: I'm canceling the contest. It's stupid. No more contest. And every song I've used in any of my stories are not mine. I do not own them. I do not own Kids Next Door. That is all.)

CHAPTER 5

The Wedding

The church bells were ringing. The wedding had begun. Numbuh 3's friends and family were there. Numbuh 1 wasn't there because he was locked away for becoming so crazy that he'd kill all ofthe boys and men in the world,so there would be no competition, so he would be the only boy left to marry Numbuh 3. Numbuh 4 was missing, too.

"Where is he?" thought Numbuh 3. "I guess he couldn't stand seeing his true love get married to someone other than him."

The organ began to play. The groom, Prince Yukio, made his way down the aisle with the Ring-Bearer, Numbuh 2. The flower girl, Mushi, made her way down the aisle. Then Numbuh 3 came through the doors. She was wearing a royal wedding kimono. Numbuh 3 was smiling, but you could see torture in her eyes. She walked down the aisle until she reached her destination. The ceremony began.

"We are brought here today to marry these two kids against their will," said the minister. "Before we begin, does anyone, besides Princess Kuki, have a reason these two should not be wed?"

"I do!" yelled Numbuh 4. He had just burst through the church doors. Numbuh 3 smiled at him, while Prince Yukio glared at him.

"State your reason," said the minister.

"I thought something fishy was going on," said Numbuh 4. "And I was right. Prince whatever-your-name-is! You aren't related to Princess Kuki, right?"

"Of course not!" yelled Prince Yukio. "And my name is Prince Yukio!"

"And you claim to be the Prince of all of Japan?" asked Numbuh 4.

"I am," said Prince Yukio.

"And you haven't married Princess Kuki yet?" asked Numbuh 4.

"No, I haven't!" yelled Prince Yukio, getting annoyed.

"Well," said Numbuh 4. "You aren't related to Princess Kuki, you haven't married her yet, and you claim to be the Prince of all of Japan. From what you've claimed, how can you be the Prince of all of Japan if Princess Kuki is the Princess of all of Japan?"

"You think that proves anything!" yelled Prince Yukio.

"That, and the fact that there is a zipper on your back," said Numbuh 4, unzipping the zipper.

The Kid came out of the costume!

"The Kid?" everyone said. The Kid glared at Numbuh 4.

"You idiot!" he yelled. "You ruined my chance of marrying my one true love!"

"I love you, too!" said Numbuh 3.

"Really?"

"NO!" yelled Numbuh 3.

The Kid was heartbroken. He tried to run out of the church, but the angry wedding guests attacked him. They sent him to Obedience School.

"This is horrible!" yelled Mrs. Sanban. "We spent a lot of money on this wedding! The cake, the minister, the church, even the party clown! This wedding has to go on! Who could take Jeffrey's place? Anyone that wants to marry my daughter, stand up!"

Numbuh 2 got some ice, and poured it down Numbuh 4's shirt. It caused Numbuh 4 to jump up from his seat.

"I'll get you for that!" yelled Numbuh 4.

"You!" announced Mrs. Sanban. "Marry my daughter! Now!"

"On second thought, THANK YOU!" yelled Numbuh 4. He ran to the platform. The ceremony began.

20 minutes later…

"Do you, Princess Kuki Sanban, take this handsome 10-year-old boy to be your husband?" asked the minister.

"I do," said Numbuh 3, grinning at Numbuh 4.

"And do you, Wallabee Beatles, take this Japanese Princess to be your wife?" asked the minister.

"Duh!" yelled Numbuh 4. "I mean, I do."

"You may now kiss the bride," said the minister.

"Uh," said Numbuh 4, blushing. He didn't get to finish because Numbuh 3 tackled him to the ground, and kissed him.

"This love takes the cake!" said Numbuh 2. "But I'm gonna take it instead." Numbuh 4 slapped Numbuh 2.

"You can't take the wedding cake!" yelled Numbuh 4.

"Awww man!"groaned Numbuh 2.

THE END