Contemplating Confusion

by ©SimbiAni™ and SweetieK

Summary: A joint effort between two dream-dazed fans, one who can't get enough sappiness, and one who has a tendency to surround herself in drama. In this episode of our adventures, Hermione realizes she has a crush on both Ron and Harry. How will she come to terms with this new issue, and who will she choose? No specific year, and complete AU.

Warnings: This fic is not to be taken seriously. It is the result of a non-HP-writing fan (well, who admittedly dreams HP though) reluctantly bribed into RP-ing HP with a drama princess. Although this has been edited to fic form (meaning, minus all the zany chat inbetween each other's posts), you must still expect to encounter lots of randomness, sillyness, grammatical errors, repetitiveness, loss of sense of time, probly OoC-ness too, and extreme lack of plot. Once more, this fic is here purely for your amusement. You have been warned. Enjoy! Hopefully it brings a smile to your face, hehehe...

Chapter Seven:

Seeing is Believeing

While Ron asked her the question, and even after, Hermione was still watching Malfoy. She looked back at Ron. "What, Ron?" she asked, not having heard the question.

Ron realized she was gazing at Malfoy- again- even though Malfoy and Harry had seemed to be glaring at each other now.

"'Mione!" Ron exclaimed. In an harsh sharp undertone, "Do you fancy Malfoy ?" Harry grabbed Ron's arm, wary of the answer...

Hermione gave him a horrified (and disgusted) look. "No!" she exclaimed, shocked.

Harry started chuckling- "See, worried for nothing.."

Ron shook his head. "You're lying!" he threw his hands up in the air and walked ahead in annoyance.

Hermione just walked ahead into the castle. Her best friend had called her a liar! Her? Fancy Draco Malfoy! Hermione shuddered at the thought of it alone and glared back at Ron.

Ron marched over to Draco. "Malfoy! I know that you've been putting on an act everytime you're around 'Mione! I know that you really like her! So why don't you just come clean and admit it already!"

Harry scurried behind Ron, and tried to pull him back. What was he doing?

Malfoy decided to do the thing he was good at. Lie. "Obviously, you know nothing, Weasel. Me? Like a Mudblood? And even if I did like a Mudblood it wouldn't be her. Now, scuttle off before I curse you." he spat, getting highly annoyed.

Ron looked abashed. "Me? Scuttle? Are you forgetting how you're talking to? I'm not the coward you've treated me for, Malfoy. And I don't believe one word you say. If I see you anywhere near Hermione, you- you-" Harry nudged him, like one would nudge a skipping record player. "You'll be sorry, that's for sure!" Ron finished. Harry tugged at him to walk away already. But Ron thought of something else to add. "And, if you ever imply anything about me again-" Harry knew he was referring to the comment from this morning- "it won't be Hermione you'd be dealing with. I do stick up for myself, you know!" Finally he gave in to Harry's tugs in the opposite direction.

Malfoy broke into laughter, something he didn't do often. "Where are you taking him, Potty? To bed?" he asked, smirking. He knew that would get remarks out of both of him. His best dream. Then he would get to curse them. Malfoy would have skipped, if he were the kind of person to do that. But he wasn't. Obviously. If anyone could push Malfoy's buttons, it was the trio.

Harry suddenly paused and smirked. "As a matter of fact, yes, Malfoy, we are heading upstairs, if you must know," Ron turned red as Harry continued. "We have far better things to do than pick on a lowly ferret like yourself!" Pushing a speechless Ron ahead of him, Harry headed towards the Gryff dorms, leaving an even more annoyed Malfoy.

Malfoy scowled and rolled his eyes, not thinking of any kind of remark to shoot back.

Harry patted Ron on his shoulders. "See? We showed him!"

Ron was still speechless.

RP Disclaimer: Hermione is all SweetieK, and so is Draco here. Harry and Ron tho, are SimbiAni's sappy expressions. Other chars' usage are varied, depending on whose RP turn it was, hehe.

Movie/Book Disclaimer: JKR and WB own the books and movies. I make no money off this zany sappiness, none at all. Honestly.

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