Contemplating Confusion

by ©SimbiAni™ and SweetieK

Summary: A joint effort between two dream-dazed fans, one who can't get enough sappiness, and one who has a tendency to surround herself in drama. In this episode of our adventures, Hermione realizes she has a crush on both Ron and Harry. How will she come to terms with this new issue, and who will she choose? No specific year, and complete AU.

Warnings: This fic is not to be taken seriously. It is the result of a non-HP-writing fan (well, who admittedly dreams HP though) reluctantly bribed into RP-ing HP with a drama princess. Although this has been edited to fic form (meaning, minus all the zany chat inbetween each other's posts), you must still expect to encounter lots of randomness, sillyness, grammatical errors, repetitiveness, loss of sense of time, probly OoC-ness too, and extreme lack of plot. Once more, this fic is here purely for your amusement. You have been warned. Enjoy! Hopefully it brings a smile to your face, hehehe...

Chapter Fourteen:

The Beginning of Madness

Hermione knew just how to handle this. She sat down right in front of him and looked at him. She didn't look mad, or mean anymore but she looked a bit more friendly. She even smiled! At someone she just called bas as a deatheater! "I have two questions for you, Ron. One, is what do you suggest we do? Two, why have you been acting like this if you're not jealous?" Wow. She was acting.. human.

Ron looked back at her, and tried to have a completely unmocking tone when he spoke. "Two, becuz maybe I am a little jealous, though I'd rather give you up to Harry instead of Malfoy anyday, so there's a big relief, and also 'cuz, hello, hurt? And one, I suggest we act like nothing's changed! Except, you're probly going be all over each now... pawing like two lovesick puppies... ehh..."

When Ron made a face, Harry cracked up, then started making puppy sounds.

Hermione rolled her eyes but gave into laughing when Harry started whimpering like a dog. She wiped away tears of laughter then went serious again. She cleared her throat. "I know you hurt, Ron, but blocking us out won't help. Oh, by the way, I'm glad you'd be nice enough to rather let me have Harry than Malfoy," she joked, grinning. "And, I doubt it will be that way... all the time," she added, glancing to Harry then laughing softly, but only a bit. She held out her hand for Ron to shake. "Friends?"

Ron took her hand, shook, but then surprised her by pulling her in for a hug. When that caused her to giggle he started tickling her.

Harry soon joined in!

Hermione, obviously, was VERY ticklish. Pretty soon she was giggling, squealing and squirming, just trying to get away. None of it helped at all. Finally, she was snuggled in Harry's lap, and gasping for breath.

Ron was sitting right next to them, his hands resting on her hips, just poised to attack as soon as she was breathing normally again.

Finally, she was snuggled in Harry's lap, and gasping for breath.

Ron was sitting right next to them, his hands resting on her hips, just poised to attack as soon as she was breathing normally again.

Hermione's eyes were closed and she was thinking about anything to get her to stop giggling. She even thought of being with Snape in detention...that sure as hell worked!.. but as soon as she opened her eyes she saw Harry laughing his head off and she saw Ron grinning, ready to attack. She immediately started squirming and trying to get away.

But Harry held her back while Ron made her squee. If they weren't careful, they might end up waking the whole dorm, haha...

Hermione giggled at the very thought of people watching her squirming and trying to get away. She had a feeling it looked somehow odd. She laughed again and squealed very loud when Ron tickled her right on her side. The worst ticklish place on her.

RP Disclaimer: Hermione is all SweetieK. Harry and Ron though, are SimbiAni's sappy expressions. Other chars' usage are varied, depending on whose RP turn it was, hehe.

Movie/Book Disclaimer: JKR and WB own the books and movies. I make no money off this zany sappiness, none at all. Honestly.

Sweetie13009 : Hehe try to respond to that! LoL

AnyaSimbi : ¤rolls on the floor¤

Sweetie13009 : are you choking, dying, crying, being tickled, or laughing on the floor? LoL

AnyaSimbi : lmao! all of the above!

Sweetie13009 : hehehehe

AnyaSimbi : ¤deadpans¤ .. didja get which spike i was thinking of?

Sweetie13009 : noppers! LoL

AnyaSimbi : oy LoL

AnyaSimbi : think buffverse ¤g¤

AnyaSimbi : ironically, draco used to remind of spike (till movieverse!D got all wimpy... eee)

Sweetie13009 : hehe