Contemplating Confusion

by ©SimbiAni™ and SweetieK

Summary: A joint effort between two dream-dazed fans, one who can't get enough sappiness, and one who has a tendency to surround herself in drama. In this episode of our adventures, Hermione realizes she has a crush on both Ron and Harry. How will she come to terms with this new issue, and who will she choose? No specific year, and complete AU.

Warnings: This fic is not to be taken seriously. It is the result of a non-HP-writing fan (well, who admittedly dreams HP though) reluctantly bribed into RP-ing HP with a drama princess. Although this has been edited to fic form (meaning, minus all the zany chat inbetween each other's posts), you must still expect to encounter lots of randomness, sillyness, grammatical errors, repetitiveness, loss of sense of time, probly OoC-ness too, and extreme lack of plot. Once more, this fic is here purely for your amusement. You have been warned. Enjoy! Hopefully it brings a smile to your face, hehehe...

Chapter Fifteen:

This Damsel Doesn't Need Rescuing

Wondering what the slight commotion was about, Neville came down in his Gryffindor pajamas looking confused and so did Ginny at the same time, with the same expression, but a completely different choice of clothes, tho the same colors. It was a.. short.. short night dress but it was still Gryffindor red.

Hermione begged for them to help her, but they just looked confused and chuckled softly. Great. A lot of help they were!

Neville and Ginny went back to their rooms when they realized it was just the Trio at it again, being as silly as they ever were... And they both cast silencing charms on the common room so they would no one else would wake hearing Hermione's loud squeals, giggles and pleas for help.

Ron chuckled. "The one time my sister does something right, haha..."

Growling playfully, Hermione called after Ginny, "Don't think I'll forget this!"

Then Harry wrapped his arms around her, as she was still in his lap.

Ron tickled her cheek lightly.

Great! Hermione thought, trying desperately trying to squirm away. Two Quidditch players and a bookworm. I don't stand a chance! But, being as small as she was, she could squirm right under! She did so and squirmed right under and through Harry's arms. She giggled again, watching them wonder how she got away.

Well, that didn't last very long, as Ron grabbed her fingers just as she cleared the couch, and in one pull, she was back on top of them again, haha.

Harry yelped as she landed right on his leg, hehehe... but was completely in Ron's lap this time !

Uh-oh. Ron would be a lot harder to get away from.. but then again Harry was smarter. She laughed at the thought and kept squirming and trying to get away. If Harry and Ron had been under their invisibility cloak, someone would think she was crazy and had some kind of bugs crawling all over her. She was kicking, squealing, giggling, shaking, and anything else imaginable.

Harry pulled his leg free from under her and Ron held her down in his lap by both arms, her back to him though. Harry grinned, and said, "My turn..."

Hermione whimpered an "oh no!" he sat up on his knees facing her then put one hand on each of her shoulders, and raised his eyebrows comically. For the most part she was keeping quiet and then, one move of his made her let slip loose one giggle...

"Uh uh uh, you've failed the quiet test!" Harry exclaimed, and she pouted.

Ron was giggling from behind her.

Hermione started giggling again too. "Ron, you giggle like your sister!" she exclaimed, laughing uncontrollably. Speaking of... damn that little girl! She left her just being tickle-tortured by her best friends!

Ron nearly read her mind. "Well, if ya gotta be tortured, no better way to go than by tickling! Hah!"

Harry nodded in agreement, "Oh yeah!"

RP Disclaimer: Hermione is all SweetieK. Harry and Ron though, are SimbiAni's sappy expressions. Other chars' usage are varied, depending on whose RP turn it was, hehe.

Movie/Book Disclaimer: JKR and WB own the books and movies. I make no money off this zany sappiness, none at all. Honestly.

Sweetie13009 : I have a question.. who's lap is she in now? LoL

AnyaSimbi : lmao

AnyaSimbi : i think she still in Ron's

AnyaSimbi : he's holding her for Harry now haha

Sweetie13009 : kk

Sweetie13009 : LoL

AnyaSimbi : now comes the tricky part...

Sweetie13009 : ... which is? LoL

AnyaSimbi : tickling cant be too safe now, now that they've both kissed her before so it only seems natural tickling's gonna lead to getting kissed by someone! the question, how will it happen? gahh LoL i'm such a sappy triofic fan, LoL...

Sweetie13009 : LMAO! I- I mean, Hermione can't wait ;) ! LoL

AnyaSimbi : lmao!