Sam: Hiya people! This is my first fic so yeah.
Original Characters:
Jeremy: ice apparition, nick-name is squirrel and I can't pronounce his real name if my life depended on it. He is around 5'3 and has light brown hair with light green eyes.
He is 15 years-old.
Matt: A cat demon, not a very smart one. Also a flying cat demon, scary. He is 5'6 and has brown hair and hazel-green eyes. He is 15 years old. Ears and tail are the same color as his hair.
Jin: Her real name is Catrina. She was dubbed Jin due to her talking speed. She is 4'11, 5' on a good day. She has black hair and green eyes. She is a Kitsune with black ears and seven black tails. She owns a staff/stick. It hurts…a lot.
Phoenix: a ½ fire ½ water youkai and has a jagan. She is know for causing migraines. She is 4'11 and has dark brown hair and red eyes. She owns a katana and is almost as stupid as the rest of us. Almost.
Sam: That's me! I'm a fire kitsune with a childish nature and have an attraction to shiny stuff. It's all so pretty…but that's off subject. I have black hair with silver streaks in it. My eyes are blue but turn silver when I'm mad. I'm 6'1 have black ears and a black tail.
Sam: sooo, on with the fic!
Disclaimer: I don't own yyh or my friends.
Theme song at the end
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Sam, Jin, Phoenix, Matt, and Squirrel sat in the living room of their house contemplating what to do. They hadn't done very much since they won the dark tournament. They had each gotten their wishes granted. Squirrel had to use his wish to bring his opponent back to life or risk being killed. Matt wished he could fly. Phoenix wished that Hiei loved her (the wish nearly killed him). Jin wished that she and Squirrel had magic lamps that had infinite wishes and can only be used by others if they have permission. And Sam, Sam wished that the LMHS marching band ruled the world and that she was the queen of Makai, Phoenix was the queen of Reikai, and Jin was the high queen on Ningenkai.
Phoenix and Sam then decided to ask Jin if they may use her lamp for a wish. She said that they each could have one as long as she got to go first. They agreed and Jin wished that they were sorceresses. That gave them of them the ability to fly, cast spells, and travel through time. Phoenix then used her wish. "I wish we had something to do." She said.
As soon as the words left her lips, sixty of the top security demons broke out of reikai prison and destroyed reikai. They then infested ningenkai.
At that moment Koenma popped in and started yelling at his other reikai tentai. "I know this has something to do with you guys! Now tell me what you did!" yelled the toddler. "It wasn't me!" Sam and Phoenix yelled at the same time. With that, they then opened a portal to the past and jumped in. They landed inside a castle. This castle happened to belong to a sorcerer. The guards caught Sam and Phoenix and took them to the sorcerer.
"Well, well, well. What have we here? Two demons in my castle. I have no idea how you got past my guards, but you will be punished none the less for trespassing on private property." The sorcerer said with a hint of anger in his voice. "But we didn't mean to end up here. We don't know how to control where our portals open." Phoenix tried to explain. "Beginning sorceresses are you? Then your punishment shall be small. Let this go as a warning. I will turn you free, but if a guard catches you on the way out, you will remain my prisoners." The sorcerer explained. "This should be easy." Said Sam. "And to make it more interesting," the sorcerer continued, "you shall be chibified." "WHAT!" the girls screamed. Then a bright light filled the room. When it faded, there were two 3-year-olds right where the teens used to be standing. "Phoenix." Sam said. "Yeah Sam?" she answered. "I think we should run now." "Right." Then the two chibis turned and ran out of the castle dodging guards as they ran.
They went out the door but still wouldn't stop running. They ran for about half an hour, and in that short amount of time they covered about 500 miles. It took them a while to figure out that it was snowing. Once they noticed, they dug through Sam's backpack for warmer clothes. They found what they were looking for and put it on.
Sam changed into a pair of baggy black shorts with a black shirt. The shirt read: How to Keep an Idiot Busy for Hours… See Other Side. Then on the back it said the same thing.
Phoenix changed into baggy black cargo pants and a red shirt. Her shirt had a different message. Hers said: It's Only Funny until Someone Gets Hurt, Then It's Hilarious!
They wondered around until they heard voices. One was complaining and asking annoying questions. The other voice sounded annoyed as it answered the other voice. The two girls look over the rocks they were hiding behind and saw the owners of the voices. They followed just to listen to the conversation.
"Hey Youko, where are we going?"
"Back to the den."
"I'm hungry."
"So am I."
"Are we there yet?"
"No."
"Are we almost there?"
"Kuronue, will you please shut up? You're confusing me."
"Sorry. I'm just bored."
The two girls tried hard not to laugh at them. "If only Jin were here. She would go crazy." Phoenix said looking at Youko. They both knew who Youko was, seeing him at the dark tournament. "Hey Phoenix, I got an idea. Uh-oh, quick, hide!" Sam said. They both hid under the snow just as Youko looked over the rocks. 'It's so cold down here!' both the girls thought. They waited until they heard Youko leave. (A/N italic-is for telepathy) Hey, Sam. I think he's gone. The girls emerged the find that Youko had gone. I think we should use telepathy now. You know, so he can't hear us. Kay Sam. Now what was your plan? Tell me. Lets make snowballs and throw them at Youko and the other guy. I think Youko said his name is Kuronue. So you wanna do it or not? Quickly before they're gone. I've already got ten snowballs ready.
Both the girls quickly made 20 snowballs. Ok Phoenix, on the count of three…THREE! The girls started to pelt the boys with snowballs, making more as they go. "Oh no! We're out of ammo!" Sam said as the snow stopped flying. When there was no more snow in the air, the girls could clearly see the angry faces of Youko and Kuronue. "uh, hi?" Said Phoenix. She then looked at Sam who nodded. Then both of the girls took off in separate directions.
Phoenix ran but was too scared to remember that she could run 50 times faster than that. That was unfortunate for her, because Youko managed to catch her within 5 minutes.
Sam ran as fast as her feet would carry her. The unlucky part is that she could only run at that speed for so long. Another down side would be that her follower happens to be just as fast as her. She decided to take to the air. Ten seconds later she was caught. 'Oh yeah, bats can fly too. Curses.'
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Sam: Well, that was fun.
Phoenix: I can't believe I forgot about my speed!
Sam: Oh well. Anyways, please review!
Theme song:
Sittin'on a freakin' island
And we're all gonna die
And it smells so good
And it smells so good
They're gonna destroy Jin's world
And they already got Phoenix's
And they already got Phoenix's
So we're just sittin' on a freakin' island
And there's nothin' to do
And there's nothin' to do
Here comes a giant tidal wave
And we're all gonna die
And we're all gonna die
DDDDOOOOOOOOMMMM!
Sam: yeah…behold our lame theme song…
Jin: as you may have guessed it was made out of boredom
Phoenix: at a band…helpy…thing…yeah…
Sam and Jin???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Phoenix: you know…that one thing!
Sam and Jin: Oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh! We see now….