Hey! I decided to write the third chapter 'cause I'm bored…and I had a strange dream about Yoshi last night! Catrina and Yoshi make a strange team…but that's off the subject!
So here's the story!
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"Ha! I caught you, you little brat!" Youko yelled in triumph. "Hey! Who are you calling a little brat? Huh, woman?" Phoenix shouted back. Youko grew very angry at being called a woman. "WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK I'M A WOMAN?" "Yeah? Well, WHY DO YA HAVE TA SCREAM AT ME?" Youko stared at her and answered, "Because you called me a woman you brat!" Phoenix was getting angry now. "Who do you think you are? How dare you call the High Queen of Reikai a brat!" "What are you talking about? You're three years old! You can't be a Queen!" Youko looked at her with a look of disbelief.
Phoenix looked at him and smirked. "Well, if ya don't believe me, I can just make you one of my slaves and do my bidding and stuff!" Youko looked at her and began to laugh. "Hahahaha! You can't even get out of my hold! What makes you think that you can boss me around?" "THIS!" Phoenix yelled as she bit him.
"OWWWW! WHY YOU!" Youko yelled as he dropped her. "What was that for?" Phoenix didn't answer him. She ran as fast as she could, which was Hiei speed, and hid in a tree. 'He'll never find me in here! Wait! I can't say that! Cause if I do he really will find me in here!' Phoenix thought to her self. She then heard a voice from behind her. "That's right! And now I have found you!" She turned to see Youko smirking at her from behind.
He grabbed her and jumped out of the tree. "Why do you keep running away? Do ya think that I'm gonna hurt you or something?" She looked at him. "Yeah." He looked at her and asked, "Hey kid, what's your name?" "I don't have to tell you anything." She answered while glaring at him. "You will tell me your name or else!" He threatened her. "Or else what?" She asked him. "Or else I will hurt you! Now tell me your name." "NO!" "WHAT? WHY NOT?" "BECAUSE!" They were both screaming at each other.
"TELL ME!" "NO!" "TELL ME!" "NO!" "TELL ME NOW! OR ELSE!" "I'M NOT AFRAID OF YOU!" "NOBODY SAID YOU WERE!" They both glared at each other. "You thought I was." Phoenix said. "NO I DIDN'T!" "YES YOU DID!" "NO I DIDN'T!"
"YES!"
"NO!"
"YES!"
--Half an hour later--
"NO!"
"YES!"
"NO!"
"NO!"
"YES!"
"HA! I TRICKED YOU!" "NO!" "NOW DON'T GO AND START THAT AGAIN!" They were both out of breath. "WELL WE COULD HAVE AVOIDED THAT IF YOU HAD JUST TOLD ME YOUR STUPID NAME!" "MY NAME ISN'T STUPID!" They were both very red in the face by now. Well so would anybody who had been screaming for half an hour.
"Ok, would you just tell me your name?" Asked Youko, who was trying to stop all the yelling. "No." "Well…why not?" Phoenix looked at him. "Because." She answered. "Because why?" He asked. "Because…I don't like you." She answered again. "What? Why not?" Youko asked her. She just stared at him in disbelief for five minutes. "Oh, I don't know," she finally said, "maybe the fact that you're holding me…UPSIDE DOWN!" Youko winced. His ears were sensitive enough. He didn't need more yelling, he already had a headache. "You don't have to yell." He said. "OH YES I DO!" She screamed.
"Look, if you tell me your name, I promise to let you go." "Really?" "No, now tell me your name." "NO WAY!" "Tell me or I'll keep on holding you like this." She had to think about this one. All the blood was rushing to her head. It had been for the last hour or so. It was starting to make her dizzy. "Fine." She mumbled. "My name is Phoenix. Now will you please let me go?" Youko looked at her. "No, you can't go. I've decided. I want to know what you're doing here." She looked at him and answered, "Well you see, I was running from this stupid fox and he…" "YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. That's not funny." She looked at him and decided to stop playing around. He seemed to be losing his temper. "Ok. The magic guy in that castle over that way decided to turn us into chibis and we just needed to find a way to turn back. When we saw you guys we couldn't help but attack. I mean…we're chibis! We're supposed to reek havoc wherever we go! Now will you let me go?"
Youko thought about it for a moment then said, "No. I don't feel like letting you go." "WHAT?" She yelled. She had had it. "THAT'S IT! THAT WAS THE FINAL STRAW! I TOLD YOU EVERYTHING AND YOU STILL WON'T LET ME GO!" She was kicking and screaming, then she finally managed to hit him where it hurts. He screamed and dropped her as he fell as well. She started running when she saw Sam walking with the other guy and waving at her. She ran at them.
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Well that's the chapter! It should get funnier after this.
I hope you liked this chapter.
Please R&R
Oh, and Phoenix and Youko aren't a couple. Just so you know.