By
Chelsea/dragonslayergal and Katie/elf lady
I don't own the fairly odd parents. Wow! what a shocker! Not! People would shoot at me if I owned it! R&R anyway!
"Wanda! I yearn for you! Don't go!" yelled the striking Mexican fairy juandissimo, grabbing Wanda's leg.
"Juandissimo! I have nothing to say to you. I've got to get home. Do you want Cosmo to find out?" asked Wanda putting her hands on her hips.
"No." he said meekly and let go.
Wanda flew out of vast vivid house and onto the contrasting dark sidewalk.
"Details! Details! How'd it go!" asked a fairy with brown hair and green eye's that was floating near by.
"Not very good, Katie, he didn't want to break-up."
"So you broke up?"
"Yup."
"Yes! The other four will be so happy!" screeched Katie. "well now it's time to contemplate the cosmos if you know what I mean..."
"Shut-up, Katie."
Meanwhile
Anti-Cosmo sat on a beanch in an old jungle-like park.he shivered from the cold and pulled out his pocket watch for the fifth time.
"Wanda's late." He grumbled in his British accent.
"Ah, don't cha worry!" said a voice coming from his hidden earphone. "she said she'd be here, now sit down and wait!"
Anti-Cosmo looked back and watched as Wanda poofed up.
"Sorry I'm late, anti-Cosmo, I had an task to run"
"Complement her, Brit-boy!
"You look nice, - I mean very nice!" stuttered anti-Cosmo.
"Dumb-bell." Said the voice in his earpiece.
"Shut-up you ass." Whispered anti-Cosmo.
"What?" asked Wanda.
"Um- what nice weather were having!" declared anti-Cosmo cheerfully.
Anti-Cosmo heard anti-Chelsea laughing like a maniac on the other end of the line.
"Right." Said Wanda, giving him a weird look.
"Get ta talkin' jerk!" said anti-Chelsea on the earpiece.
"Listen I can't stay long. I just came to tell you that I broke up with juandissimo." Said Wanda quickly.
"Yes!" yelled both anti-Cosmo and anti-Chelsea.
"I've got to go or Cosmo will start asking questions."
"When shall we next meet?" asked anti-Cosmo. "Hopefully a time when you can stay a bit longer then a few ticks..."
"Tomorrow at my place. Cosmo has a doctor appointment."
"Cheerio" said anti-Cosmo. He gave her a kiss on the cheek before she poofed away.
"Yo! Major red alert! Get the heck home!" yelled anti-Chelsea.
"What is it now anti-Chelsea?" asked anti-Cosmo angrily.
"Anti-Wanda's a comin'!" yelled anti-Chelsea into the earpiece.
"Shit! I'll be there strait away!"
Anti-Cosmo disappeared in a cloud of smoke and reappeared in his house. Anti-Chelsea was gathering her equipment in a hurry.
"I'll be back tomorrow!" she said and zipped out the door.
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