Chapter 2

Katie and me are very sorry it took so long to write the second chapter; we are writing this in school is why it took so long. We usually write during math because I'm getting an F in that class anyway! The last time somebody asked me a question about pie I asked if it was apple or cherry. I still don't understand why they gave me that look...

'' You's home late again!'' said the very angry anti-Wanda.

'' Er-yes, I was working late again.'' Lied anti-Cosmo.

Anti-Wanda eyed him wearily before flying into the living room.

''Damn that was close!'' said anti-Chelsea from behind one of the richly carved cabinets.

'' Might I say, you're precise on that!'' said anti-Cosmo. '' Tis' a good thing she is stupid or she would know I don't work.''

'' no, I meant she didn't notice my computer.'' Said anti-Chelsea pointing to a very large computer in the middle of the room. '' She would have eaten it!''

'' So when are you a' meeting Wanda?'' said anti-Chelsea smartly changing the subject.

'' I already told you and no changing the issue!''

'' Ah keep ya pants on Brittie! Anti-Wanda doesn't know a thing 'bout this!''

'' Good! I honestly did not think you were capable of keeping a secret!'' said anti-Cosmo mockingly.

As soon as anti-Cosmo flew into the living room anti-Chelsea smirked. She stuck a bowl on her head and a cracker in her eye and said in a fake British accent '' Good! I honestly did not know you were capable of keeping a secret!''

'' I heard that you bloody dog!''

Back with Wanda...

'' Wanda! This is the fifth night you've been gone! I'm really getting worried!'' stated the apprehensive Cosmo.

'' Don't worry honey, I just had some errands to run.'' Said the very tired looking Wanda.

'' That took half the night?'' yelled Cosmo.

'' Look, I'm very tired and I'd like to go to bed. We'll talk of this later.'' Said Wanda as she turned into a gold fish.

'' Wow, she has been tired lately and your really worried aren't you?'' asked a small ten-year-old boy named Timmy.

'' Yes, for the last month she has been running errands and working late with that friend of hers; Katie. I don't know why she is so tired. But I'll find out!'' said Cosmo.

'' I don't believe in butting into Wanda's business, but if it means not doing homework I'm in!

Back at anti-fairy world...

Anti-Chelsea and anti-Cosmo pondered an excuse for anti-Cosmo being gone the next day. It wasn't going well...

'' How 'bout we just sack her and dump her in someplace far away, so she cant find her way back?''

'' No.'' said anti-Cosmo tiredly.

'' How 'bout we lock her in the basement?''

'' No.'' said anti-Cosmo the same as before.

This interesting conversation had been going on quite awhile now and anti-Cosmo was getting tired.

'' Just do something to get rid of her for the day! I'm too tire to try to deal with idiots!''

'' O.k.'' said anti-Chelsea with a ferial grin.

Five minutes later anti-Cosmo flew to the kitchen to get a cup of tea. He looked out the window and slapped a hand to his forehead. Anti-Chelsea was sneaking behind the unaware anti-Wanda with a knife and a tarp.

With a wave of his wand anti-Cosmo poofed behind anti-Chelsea, he grabbed her and poofed them both into the living room.

'' What the heck were you thinking?'' yelled the infuriated anti-Cosmo.

'' What?'' she asked.

'' I said to get rid of her for one day! Not kill her!''

''Fine! Have it your way!'' said anti-Chelsea as she flew off in search of a way to do away with anti-Wanda.

'' What a day! Well, how much worse could tomorrow be?'' said anti-Cosmo. He stopped suddenly when he remembered something.

Those were famous last words...

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