Hello, again! Katie and me here. were sorry it took very long to write this chapter. Our week was pretty hectic! We were researching my family history (don't ask why) when we found out I am related to some guy from Britain. Katie, being the funny one, cracked every British joke she knew! So instead of writing the story, I thought up ways to get revenge on Katie. Revenge was never so sweet! In P.E. we were assigned spots on the court. So I ran over there, pushed her off her spot and stood in the middle of it and yelled '''I claim this land for Britain!''' sweet revenge! Sweet, sweet revenge! Muahahahahahahahahaha Katie didn't pester me after that!

While Wanda slept, Timmy and Cosmo tried to form a plan to find out where Wanda goes but because of their short attention spans, they forgot the entire thing and played video games.

Soon both Cosmo and Timmy were fast asleep and snoring on the pizza box. Wanda ever so slowly opened one eye cautiously. Checking to see if both were fast asleep. She poofed out of the fish bowl into her normal self. She said in a not too quiet voice '' Timmy, Cosmo, I'm going to Katie's house.'' She got a snore from Cosmo in return. For once, Wanda was glad she had married a heavy sleeper. With a wave of her wand she was gone.

As soon as Wanda poofed out of sight. Timmy jumped up off the floor.

'' See Cosmo! I told ya it would work!''

Timmy looked down at Cosmo who was curled up in a ball. Timmy noticed that he really was asleep.

At Katie's house.

'' Hey! We got to get you ready for tomorrow!'' chirped the over wound up Katie, dancing around Wanda.

'' Katie, You're the neat freak. What other guys do I have this week?'' asked a tired looking Wanda.

Katie ripped open a very tight jam-packed drawer and sorted inside it. She found a little note and handed it to Wanda.

It read:

Monday: Anti-Cosmo

Tuesday: Cupid

Wednesday: Jorgen Von Strangle

Thursday: Rex

Friday: rest!!!!

Saturday: Cosmo

Sunday: nothing planed

''Katie, did you write this?''

''Yup.''

'' You are too organized, Katie.''

Back with Timmy and Cosmo.

'' We have to find out what she is up to! I wish we were at Katie's house!'' yelled Timmy.

Cosmo raised his wand but all that came out of it were farting sounds.

'' Hey, what gives?''

'' Apparently, I can't do it without Wanda…'' answered Cosmo with some surprising logic.

'' So not what do we do! We have to find out what's going on with Wanda!''

'' And for all our questions we turn to TV for the answer!'' said Cosmo whipping out his radioactive remote.

Cosmo pressed a button on the green glowing remote and as a beam of glowing light shot from the remote all his hair fell out.

The TV clicked on and Timmy and Cosmo waited for the answer, and watched as a ten-year-old girl came on. She wore a psychics costume and was carrying a crystal ball.

"" Good day! Good day, one and all! I am thee most famous psychic known in thee world. My name is Ginger. The all-powerful. How may I help you today?""

At the bottom of the screen a number showed: 982-7734. Timmy raced for the phone and quickly dialed the number. A twang kind of voice answered.

"Ginger the psychic hotline, please hold." Said the voice and some elevator music came on.

'' I love this song!'' yelled Cosmo and he started dancing in mid-air.

''Gah! This is taking too long! I wish she was here!''

Psychic poof!

Down a dark street corner in fairy world…

The striking Mexican fairy floated down the corner, His purple eyes taking in every detail. He floated into an old broken down bar on the street corner. As soon as he entered a man in a dark cloak waved him down.

'' The money?'' asked the stranger, his voice muffled by his hood.

'' I have it, senior. Do you have the information I seek?''

'' Yes, Juandissimo, I have all the information of Wanda. Now show me the money.''

Juandissimo cracked open the black suitcase he held, just enough for him to see the money. He snapped it shut and held out his hand to receive his information. The stranger handed over a vanilla folder containing all of Wanda's secrets.

Juandissimo shoved the black suitcase into the guy and turned to leave. As soon as he reached the corner of the alley he opened the folder and read its contents out loud.

'' Wanda, age 13,013, gender: female.

"Wanda currently has four boyfriends, once hade five. She is trying to hide them all from Cosmo with the help of Katie, a long time friend. These boyfriends are: cupid, the god of love. Jorgen von strangle, toughest fairy in the universe. Anti-Cosmo, an evil British anti-fairy. Rex, a very secretive man.

The best way too kill them and get Wanda back is to take them off one by one. That is all the information I have acquired. Come back when I have more. Bring lots of money."''

Juandissimo grinned when he read the last of it. But his grin faded away quickly.

'' That is not enough information! I will come back later for more.''

Juandissimo nearly jumped out of his auburn skin when he heard a clatter. He spun around and spied a gleaming silver coin on the edge of the sidewalk. He let out a shaky breath of relief before turning away and flying towards town.

Out of the darkness came an anti-fairy. Her brown eyes followed him until he disappeared into the murky depth of the night.

'' You may not have received enough information out of that, my friend, but I sure did.'' Whispered anti-Chelsea before she grabbed her lucky silver coin and flew off.

Back at Katie's…

''Katie I don't feel so good…'' said Wanda, holding her stomach.

'' What's the matter?'' questioned Katie.

'' I don't know. I think I'll go see Dr. Rip Studwell.'' Answered Wanda, reaching for her coat.

'' Hey, I'll come with you!'' chirped Katie.

'' O.k.''

They poofed into the middle of a colorless waiting room; Wanda sat while Katie went to the desk and asked for an appointment.

'' They can see you in five minutes.'' Said Katie when she finally got back.

So the two sat for five torturing, boring, and forever lasting minutes. Katie practiced flinging pencils while Wanda counted the striped on the fish in the tank; losing count numerous times.

''Wanda, have you ever noticed how time goes slower in a hospital? How do the doctors do that?'' asked Katie.

'' Wanda!'' called the doctor finally.

'' I see you in a bit, Katie, wait for me.'' Said Wanda as she followed the doctor.

Katie, getting ever more bored, nearly tumbled off her chair when she leaned back to nod. She watched Wanda go. Then she turned her attention to the roof.

'' Well, I guess the only thing Wanda and me didn't do was count the fly's. One, two, three…

Wanda walked down the hall ten grueling minutes later. Her eyes were red with tears.

'' Wanda, what's the matter? Why are you crying?'' asked Katie.

'' I'll tell you when we get back to your place.'' Said Wanda shakily.

Katie held up her wand and poofed them to her home.

'' What is the matter? Do you have a deadly disease? Are you going to die? What is it!?'' asked Katie , now fearing for Wanda's life.

'' Katie, I'm pregnant…'' whispered Wanda, and she started to cry.

'Holy crap.' Was the first thing Katie thought. 'Who's the father?' was the second thing.

'' What in gods name are we gonna do?'' whispered Katie.

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How did everyone like this chapter? Sorry it was so dramatic. Without putting myself in there, it isn't as funny is it? Maybe I should put me in more. Well tell Katie and me what you think. And by the way if you really want to, you can put the characters we make up in your story! Just let us know so we can read em'. You can put me and Katie in there too. Why you would put me in your story I don't know, but you can! R&R