Kit: Hello all! I've decided to start up my summer fics! One that has almost every person OOC!
Kai: Oh JOY. This will be so FUN. (Sarcasm in gross numbers)
Kit: SHUT IT BIRD BOY! Anyways, this is based off of a few chappies of Dark- Cherry Angel's Housemates and a review from shafow wolf.
Garland: The chapters she's referring to are numbers 12-16. There are no pairings at the time. But knowing Kit, that will change.
Mystel: She's putting in EVERYONE she can think of, including her OC Melissa.
Kit: Melissa will be paired with NO ONE in this story. This is after all three seasons of Beyblade and everything is fixed. Oh and there will be excessive swearing, especially in this first chapter, just to let you know.
Melissa: Summary (again): Melissa and Kai have a fight, and the girls end up signing them all up to work at SUMMER CAMP! Well, this means war...Prank War that is.
Kit: Kai is going to be really mean in this chapter, mainly to Melissa. Okay, let's get this party started!
(I own nothing but my character Melissa, the camp name, and a crate of orange soda. I have no patents on the soda, however.)
Chapter 1
Boys are the Scum of the Earth
It was the beginning of summer for the boys. Ah yes, the glorious season in which there was no school, no homework, and for Tyson, no Hilary nagging him every morning to get up or be late for school (again). Beautiful, freedom that was summer. It was all theirs…until…
All seemed normal. Mystel was sitting on the roof of Tyson's house, the girls were talking, Kenny was typing, Tyson was eating, and everyone else was training. All was quiet, until…
CRASH!
Tala, who was just about to launch, jumped, sending his blade straight for the girls. A few screamed and hit the dirt as it bounced off the wall, hit the support beam next to Kenny, causing him to delete what he was typing. After ricocheting off the beam it rammed up against the metal gutter, startling Mystel enough to fall off the roof. The Beyblade then clunked against a rock and fell into the small body of water in Tyson's back yard. Tala ran to fish his Beyblade out of the water as Garland, Lee, and Ray hurried to check on Mystel.
Everyone blinked. What could have caused that noise? Suddenly, shouting could be heard from inside the house, loud enough to be heard for outside.
"WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING, IDIOT!"
"WHAT? YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIPPED ME IN THE FIRST PLACE!"
"EXCUSE ME?" Now they could tell that the voice belonged to Kai.
"YOU'RE NOT EXCUSED. MAYBE IF YOUR SCARF WASN'T SO DAMN LONG, IT WOULDN'T BLIND YOU TO THE FACT THAT YOU DID THIS!" Everyone outside paled. If Melissa was swearing, it must be bad.
"LEAVE MY CHOICES OF CLOTHING OUT OF THIS! YOU TRIPPED ME AND YOU KNOW IT!"
"I DID NO SUCH THING YOU GODDAMN, SON-OF-A-BITCH!" Everyone was astounded at her vocabulary. Melissa must really be pissed.
"OH, THAT'S REAL MATURE MELISSA."
"THE TRUTH HURTS KAI."
"AT LEAST I CAN BEYBLADE YOU STUPID GIRL!" Julia, Mathilda, Mariah, and the other girls all got to their feet. That was going too far in their perspective. The boys, however, were dying of laughter. This was just too good!
"I CAN TOO BEYBLADE YOU BASTARD! YOU KNOW IT VERY WELL!"
"Ooh. I'm shaking." Kai said, his voice at a normal level. Apparently he had calmed down first.
"YOU SHOULD BE!"
"At least people have at least heard of my team recently, unlike yours."
"WELL, AT LEAST MY TEAM'S NAME ISN'T GERMAN FOR 'FLASH WAR'!" a loud pop was heard and Melissa stormed out of the house. She sat down on the dogtrot's floor and fumed. The other girls ran over to consol her.
"What just happened in there?" Emily asked. Melissa snorted.
"Hiwatari tripped me and broke a vase in the process. But he doesn't want to take responsibility for his actions, though, the damn-"
"And the pop?" Julia stopped her before she could get too far.
"I slapped him." Melissa responded coolly.
Lee was finally able to catch his breath, and gasped out, "HE'S SO FRIKIN RIGHT!" Melissa froze and slowly turned her head to look at him.
"What…did…you…just…say…" She asked him. He wiped the tears from is eyes and stood straight up, still chuckling a bit.
"What Kai said about girls and Beyblading. He's right, I mean, c'mon, everyone knows that boys are better at the sport than girls…" Melissa and the other girls began to twitch in anger, as they stood up again. But surprisingly enough, it was Mariah who walked over to him.
"Hey, Lee?" she asked calmly. Lee turned to face his teammate.
"Yea-UMPH!" He began, but Mariah cut him off. She leaned back, and with all the force she could muster, punched Lee as hard as she could, sending him flying a good six feet back.
The boys looked at her stunned. Then, without a word the girls turned and calmly walked away.
Kit: Ah, the way things should be in our society. Women rule, and men bow before our might. Okay, this fic might be the last one updated for a while, because in a few weeks, I'm going to have to get ALL FOUR of my Wisdom Teeth surgically removed. But on the brighter side, in about five weeks I'm getting a new bed for my room, so YAY! Well, enjoy the new story! And if any of you want to submit pranks for me to use, I'll be greatly thankful.
Garland: Read and Review, no Flames please.
Kit: Thankies! Buh-bye!
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