Kit: Hello you peoples! I'm here with the NEW CHAPPIE!
Kai: Only took you around a week to do it.
Kit: I WOULD have done it Monday, but I couldn't see. Literally.
Mystel: She went to the eye doctor, and they dilated her eyes.
Kit: I ran into the wall 4 times and the door at least 9.
Kai: (Cough-loser-cough).
Kit: WHAT WAS THAT?
Kai: Nothing. Now go on to the reviews already.
Kit: I'm not done with you Hiwatari.
To Relient K fans: Your wish is my command! UPDATE ESTABLISHED!
To TALA MINE-TALA HOT: Alabamian is the term used for one who lives in Alabama. It's in the dictionary.
To animefanatic13: Oh, your not? SORRY! I have to ask these things, however. Thanks anyways!
To Rosalissa: Harry? As in the Harry Potter Puppet Pals? I LOVE THE HARRY POTTER PALS!
Harry and Ron Puppet Pals: (appear) Bother. (disappear)
Kit: BOTHER! Bother. Bother. Bother. Bother. Bother. Bother. Bother. Bother. Bother. Bother. Bother. Bother. Bother. Bother. Bother. Bother. Bother. Bother. Bother. Bother. Bother. Bother. Bother. Bother. Bother. Bother. Bother. Bother. Bother. Bother. Bother. Bother. Bother. Bother. Bother.
Jake: (walks in) Snap out of it woman! (slaps Kit) (leaves)
Kit: Thanks Jake! Oh, I want to just stop and say right here that Daichi isn't in this story. It would mess a lot of stuff up, so he's no here. Now, onto chapter 2!
(Still no patents on the soda. Sue me not.)
Chapter 2
THIS MEANS WAR!
The girls had been gone for the latter part of the day, and the boys were now getting nervous. What could they be doing? The boys finally decided to go look for them splitting up into search parties. Let's go see what those girls could possibly be planning….
WITH THE GIRLS: LOCATION UNKNOWN
"I can't believe they were so mean to us!" Ming-Ming exclaimed. Hilary sighed.
"I've been trying to tell you people for years what scumbags guys are, but you never listened." She said. All the girls, Hilary, Melissa, Mariah, Emily, Miriam, Salima, Mathilda, Queen, Julia, and Ming-Ming, sighed again.
"Now the question is, what are we going to do about it?" Julia asked. It was suddenly very quiet in the room as all the girls thought…and thought…and thought…did I mention that they're thinking?
"I've got it!" Melissa cried, then she stood up and ran over to her backpack. After it was opened, she franticly began to dig something out.
"For the love of Mike, WHAT are you doing Melissa?" Miriam asked, agitated.
"The PERFECT revenge. Ah, here it is," she replied, pulling out a flyer, and then asked, "Who's Mike? Is there something we should know about, Miriam?"
"It's an EXPRESION Mel. Now what's your plan?" She asked, reaching for the flyer. Melissa pulled back.
"First tell me who Mike is."
"IT'S AN EXPRESSION MELISSA! THERE IS NO MIKE! NOW WHAT'S THE PLAN?" Emily screamed. Melissa blinked.
"Okay, okay, chill woman. No need to go all psycho on us. We're all on the same 'Boys are Slime' side here." Melissa said coolly, putting the flyer down so it could be seen. "The perfect revenge is…."
"….you're sending them to SUMMER CAMP?" Queen stated in disbelief. "How does 'A Summer of Fun' translate into 'The Burning Wrath of Hell' in your world?" Melissa smiled wolfishly.
"Try reading the whole flyer, Queenie." They all looked back at the flyer and began to read the whole thing.
Make Your Summer a Blast at Camp Wild Tulip Field!
Kids, are you tired of boring, regular Summers? Parents want your kids to make the most of their time as a child? Well at Camp Wild Tulip Field, we offer a wide variety of activities for your children, including canoeing, kayaking, fishing, horseback riding, archery, circus, ropes, swimming, rock climbing, Beyblading, and much, much, more, all in a closely monitored environment for your child's safety. Don't delay, sign up for a month of pure fun!
…Following the intro were prices, age requirements, rules, ect, as well as a signup sheet.
"What the fuck?" Hilary asked/stated.
"Exactly." Melissa said, smiling, "Camp Wild Tulip Field, a.k.a. Camp WTF!" Can't you just smell that fresh air?"
"Melissa, I'm sorry, but I just don't see how this screams 'Ultimate Revenge'." Queen told her, shaking her head. Melissa just kept smiling, her now evil, evil smile.
"Well then, you apparently you didn't read the last line, the one that's been highlighted, underlined, circled, stared, and has 'you're a complete idiot if you missed this' written off to the side with an arrow pointing to it," She stated, pointing to the last four words at the bottom of the sheet. The girls looked at the line that they all had somehow missed and gasped. How did they miss the most evil of all four words to be put together in a sentence?
"Melissa, you're…" Mathilda started.
"…a fucking genius." Salima finished for her.
"No, just the fact that I found this little sentence, does not make me a genius." Melissa answered, pulling her backpack closer. "The thing that makes me a genius, is the fact that I have about a hundred of these sheets ready to be filled out, with me at the moment." And as she said this, she pulled out a packet of identical sheets, and several mechanical pencils. "Now who wants to go first?"
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The girls had snuck in just a few minutes after the boys went out looking for them. Perfect. Julia and Mariah were sent up to the roof as look outs, so while Melissa called to put the finishing touches on their plan, the others could have time for some last minute preparations. Two hours later they were done, Melissa had made all the arrangements, and Mariah and Julia were saying that the boys were heading back and would be here any minute.
"Good, Now you two, hide behind the gate, and when I give the signal, close and lock it. We can't take any chances." Melissa told them.
"Right." The two girls said, and took their places. Melissa then turned to Emily and Miriam, and handed them something, quietly explaining to them what they needed to use it for. Then they nodded and walked over to hide in some nearby bushes. The remaining six girls hid in the shadows, waiting for their prey to arrive.
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"I can't believe we didn't find them." Tyson stated, leading the other guys back to the dojo.
"Maybe we were trying too hard," Max said as the last person walked through the main gate. Bingo, we have fresh kill.
"Hello, boys…" A voice stated from the shadows of the house. Suddenly, Melissa, Hilary, Mathilda, Ming-Ming, Queen, and Salima walked out of the darkness, all sporting smug, EVIL looks.
Something in their eyes made Michael blurt out, "Oh…shit…"
The evil Hilary said, "Close the gates." As soon as the words left her mouth, the gates swung shut and heavy piece of wood that held them closed dropped into place. Standing there now were an evil Julia and an evil Mariah, also looking smug. This couldn't be good.
"Now," evil Melissa commanded, and with that one word, the evil Emily and Miriam flew out from behind the bushes, tackling Mystel and pinning him to the wall. Before anyone could do a thing they backed away and walked over to the other girls. Mystel tried to jump the fence, but he barely made it halfway up before something pulled him back down to the ground.
"What in the world?" He said and looked to the source of the problem. Attached to his ankle was an iron shackle and long chain! He looked up and asked, "Okay Mel, WHAT is going on?" All of the girls began to laugh, turning back to their semi-normal selves, with an air of evil.
"Are you sure we won't sound stupid? After all, we are girls." Mathilda said scornfully. The guys flinched; there was the problem. Revenge.
"You guys went too far, and now you must pay." Ming-Ming told them.
Zeo asked, "So what exactly are you going to do?"
Melissa walked over to the android boy and handed him the flyer, pointing to the last sentence. He paled.
"Dear Lord, you women are HEARTLESS BEASTS!" he screamed.
The other boys looked over his shoulder and after reading the intro, skipped down to the last four words, now with a new line written next to it:
Now Hiring New Counselors!
And written next to it was, "Congratulations! We've got the job."
Kai looked up and shouted, " You can't force us to go work at a summer camp girls. We can just as easily refuse to pack. Salima giggled.
"Wow," she said to Mathilda, loud enough for the boys to hear, "then it's a good thing we decided to go ahead and pack for them!" Mathilda nodded.
"WHAT?'!"
"Yep. And since all of the coaches think it's a good idea too, they'll be making sure none of you escape before the bus comes in the morning. Face it guys. You've got no place to run."
"What the fuck?"
"Exactly. Goodnight." Julia said, walking inside.
"Oh, and I wouldn't try to scale the fence if I were you." Melissa said, seeing Michael look it over thoughtfully. "Ming-Ming called in a few favors, and we've got guard dogs surrounding the entire premises. See you in the morning!" And she followed the girls inside.
"Tch, like they really have dogs guarding the house." Rick said, leaning against the gate. Suddenly, fierce barking was heard from the other side. "Okay, I could be wrong."
"Guys, I don't know about you, but to me, this means WAR." Tyson stated, and all the boys nodded in agreement.
Kit: There you go! A little weird, but believe me, it will get funnier as we go along. Note, the camp name is a result of nothing else could be thought of, so don't flame me for it 'k?
4IN: Yay! Fun story!
Kai: Kit, who is that?
Kit: That's 4IN, TALA MINE-TALA HOT's, a.k.a. Jake's,muse/chibified boyfriend. I'm currently babysitting him for her while she's gone.
4IN: I wuv my pony! (hugs his pony)
Kai: That thing scares me.
Kit: He's not a thing, he's an elf related to Tala. And yeah, he used to scare me too, but not any more! Now he's just cute!
4IN: Read and Review Aunt Kit's story pwease!
Kai: Aunt Kit?
Kit: (ignoring) Thanks 4IN! Bye people!
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