Disclaimer: I don't own YYH. I wish I did. But I don't. So don't sue me Yoshihiro Togashi!! Please!!!

Okay people, I decided to write a chapter for almost every month. Since Botan and Keiko have been pregnant for around a month, so we're starting at month 2!

A/N: this takes place a few months after the letter in "Silent All These Years." was sent. (A few years after the end of the series. Keiko and Yusuke are 22.)

Month Two

"During month two, you may experience above-average moodiness and mild morning sickness." read Botan. She was sitting on the couch reading one of those pregnancy books. "What a load of crap. I feel just fine."

"Mm Hm." said Hiei.

"Why don't you every just say 'Yes!'?" She screamed, suddenly hysterical. She got up, ran for her room and shut the door behind her.

"What was that?" thought Hiei.

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At this very moment, Keiko was also throwing a temper tantrum.

"Yusuke, you can't go to Makai at a time like this!" cried Keiko.

"Come on Keiko, I have to!" protested Yusuke.

"If you love me and our unborn child you will!"

"Keiko, it's an F-class demon hiding at the edge of the barrier. It'll take me a half an hour, tops."

"If it's so easy make Kurama do it!"

"Fine, whatever!"

Yusuke called Kurama and explained his predicament. Kurama laughed and said he'd do it, wondering what was happening to poor Hiei.

Later that night…

Hiei walked into his and Botan's room and fell sideways onto the bed, obviously exhausted from being forced to clean the house to make it up to Botan.

"Ahem." said Botan. "Who said you were sleeping in here?" she asked grumpily as she pointed to a thin blanket sitting on the floor. "Couch. Go."

Hiei sighed and rolled off of the bed, landing with a thunk. "Ow." he said. Botan didn't seem to care. He grabbed the blanket and headed for the door, stopping in the doorway. "Can I at least have a pillo-"

"HERE!" she yelled, throwing it at him with all her strength.

"Okay, I'm leaving…"

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When Yusuke came home from work the next day. (An unknown place that shall not be named in this fic…I don't even know where…) Keiko was in the room they had set aside for a nursery and was painting it…pink!

"Um…Keiko." he asked steadily. "Why are you painting the nursery when we don't even know the sex of the baby?"

"Because I just know it will be a girl." said Keiko, patting her stomach. "Mother's intuition!"

"Well…what if your intuition is wrong? If I were a newborn boy I wouldn't want a girl's room."

"Why don't you ever believe in me?" wailed Keiko, jumping down from the step stool she was on. She slapped Yusuke and then ran from the room, crying.

"Keiko!"

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Hiiiieiiii!" called Botan. "C'mere!"

Hiei rolled off the couch, as it was 9:15 in the morning. "What is it…?" He replied groggily.

"JUST COME HERE!" she screamed. Hiei jumped and obliged.

Botan was standing outside the bathroom pointing to a pile of puke on the floor. "I woke up nauseous and…missed, I guess you could say." she said softly. "And pregnant woman have keener senses than normal, so I can't even get near enough to clean it."

"Are you asking me to clean it up?" asked Hiei.

"Yep, pretty much." she said happily. "Thanks!"

Five minutes later…

Hiei walked into the bathroom with a mop, giant rubber gloves, and disinfectant. A red bandanna was tied around his mouth and nose. He cleaned it up. (Almost puking himself) and left the bathroom declaring, "That was disgusting!"

"Are you saying that I'm disgusting?!" Cried Botan from the end of the hall.

"No, that's not what I-"

"Go!" she screamed. "OUT!"

Hiei grudgingly obliged.

Later…

Hiei and Yusuke were sitting in the park discussing the most recent developments.

"She freaks out on me whenever I open my mouth." said Hiei.

"Your answer is simple." Yusuke laughed. "Chocolate!"

"'Chocolate?'" Hiei asked. "What do you mean?"

"Just go to the store, buy some chocolate and give it to Botan." He stood. "Well, I have to go." He walked off and Hiei went off in search of chocolate.

Even later…

Hiei knocked on his own door, waiting for Botan to answer.

The door opened. "What do you want?" She asked coldly. Hiei pulled the chocolate from behind his back. "I'm sorry." he said, although he wasn't sure what he was sorry for.

"Oh Hiei!" she grabbed the chocolate and kissed him.

"Ah, the wonders of chocolate…"

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Okay everybody. I kinda slacked off on this chapter, I was planning to revise it and never did. '' I hope you liked it anyway. Two issues:

One, I'm sorry if this chapter looks screwy to you, several people have told me this and I'm trying to fix it.

Two, the doctor's name (Bebi-kiraa) means Baby killer! Congratulations if you got it! Um...Here's a sundae! hands you a sundae Enjoy!