The Plan

By: WindGoddess

WG: Hello everyone! I'm sorry, it's been a bit huh? n.n; Well my computer has crashed so it will be increasingly harder for me to update but I'll do my best! n.n Cuz NOW I get to use my sisters laptop to type so YAY! The writing is still on.

Tart: Hey, don't forget about him... (points)

WG: huh?...Oooh... hehe don't worry I'm sure he's fine... (looks at Kish) n.n

Kish: (roles over on the couch and opens his eyes) ...hmm... (sees WG and gets wide eyes)

WG: (looks innocent) What, I haven't done anything...teehee (secretly pats the pictures in my pocket with a grin)

Kish: (narrows his eyes) umm... I had this...really bad bad... AWFUL nightmare!

WG: (Pats the distraught Kish on the head and grins) Aww don't worry sweetie, I'm sure it was just a dream. Heeheehee

Kish: Uh...Why are you laughing? o.0

WG: No real reason, just inner knowledge. Teeheehee n.n

Tart: (laughs) You should know already but for her sake, WindGoddess does not own TMM.

Pie: (suddenly appears nonchalantly and out of nowhere) Though she does own Sento, Adrian, and any other random characters you may not recognize.

WG, Kish, & Tart: PIE! 0.o

WG: Uh, heh heh... Pie! Um thanks for the extra disclaimer but um what are you doing here!

Pie: (shrugs) I was bored and have nothing better to do so I figured I'd come join you all and see what's up.

WG: Uh um... how'd you know about Sento and Adrian?

Pie: (shrugs) I've been reading your notes. Now I'm here to read the entire chapters posted so far.

WG: WHAT! 0.0 My NOTES! YOU'VE BEEN READING MY NOTES?

Pie: Yes, interesting stuff. I know it has something to do with Kish but there was so many things all jumbled and scribbled around that I am uncertain as to what exactly is happening.

WG: (sighs in relief and hugs notes to her chest) Good, read the fic if you want but NOT the notes! Anyway I would like to thank everyone who has reviewed me. I really appreciate it! (Hugs reviewers) And I know you must be really upset about my not reviewing in so long but...

Tart: Basically she has medical issues and got real sick for awhile. So you should be nice and forgiving.

WG: (sighs) Yes, what he said, thanks. Well I hope you all enjoy. (One copy of picture falls out of pocket)

Kish: (picks it up curiously) 0.0 What! WHAT'S THIS! IT, IT, IT'S FROM MY DREAM!

WG: Uh, hehe, Now read on viewers! n.n'

Kish: NOOOOO!

Chapter 3: Kitty's Troubled Encounter

"Oh my, is she alright! I saw what happened but I couldn't catch that creep!" A tall man declared running up to the girls and kneeling down beside the still unconscious kitty. 'Her' face still red in 'her' slumber.

"Thanks, actually I'm not sure. But..." Ichigo trailed off.

"But what?"

"Well that was a pretty long kiss. And well... I don't think 'she' was able to breathe." She replied placing a hand on Kitty's forehead.

"How rude! If someone whirled me around all of a sudden and then suffocated me I would have fainted too!" Mint announced waving her hands around in emphasis. "Don't you agree Zakuro!"

"Indeed." She nodded

"Well, my name is Adrien, would you ladies like my assistance to get her into a chair or something?" He smiled politely at them.

"Um yes, that would help very much thank you." Lettuce announced quickly, a blush on her face at the mans smooth voice.

"It'd be my pleasure." He bowed lightly and gently slid his hands beneath Kitty, lifting 'her' up bridal style and seemingly holding 'her' with great ease. "Where to ladies?"

"Oh um..." Ichigo looked around thoughtfully. "Ha, there! There's an open couch." She pointed and led the way.

Pudding watched in awe as the man followed easily and gracefully. Kitty's hair just barely an inch from touching the floor as it swayed and dangled over Adrien's arm while he moved.

"Pst, hey Lettuce." She whispered pulling her worried friend beside her. "Look, he's wearing a shimmery black tuxedo and she's wearing a pearly white dress. Don't you think between that and the way he's carrying her that they look like a just married couple?" Pudding giggled walking behind them slowly.

"Oh wow, you're right." Lettuce gasped putting a hand to her mouth.

"Teehee, Just wanted to see if you thought so too." She laughed and bounced up ahead.

A bit to everyone's surprise, instead of placing Kitty in the chair, Adrien sat down with 'her'. Holding Kitty in his lap and cradling 'her' against his chest.

Catching the little groups shocked expressions he quickly spoke up.

"Oh, excuse me ladies. Please do not think me a pervert or that I'm trying to 'feel up' your friend here because I'm not. In school I'm in medical studies and according to the books in a situation like this it is the easiest way to be sure 'she' doesn't stop breathing or anything. After all, that did look like quite a fall, your friend could be injured." Adrien explained swiftly, brushing Kitty's bangs aside off of 'her' mask so he could see if 'her' eyes had opened yet.

"Yeah he's right! I remember reading that once." Lettuce insured nodding at him.

(A/N: Actually I don't know if that's true... I really kinda doubt it, so don't quote me on that. But for this fic it's true! XD)

"...PERVERT!" Kitty suddenly shrieked slapping Adrien across the face without a second thought beginning to tremble in fear and anger since she woke up remembering the other man.

"Hey wait, calm down Kitty! This is Adrien! NOT the guy who kissed you!" Ichigo quickly explained.

Kitty gasped and looked at Adrien's shocked face which instantly mellowed out as he smiled at 'her' kindly, despite the red slap mark he'd left on Adrien's face. Which had to be stinging by now.

'Wow, I have to remember I can slap like that... I never tried slapping before. Hm I should file... that...away... what the!' Feeling a hand move across his back and beneath his legs Kitty narrowed his eyes at Adrien.

"Why are you Touching me!" He questioned then realized his position. "And why are you holding me! Put me down!" He growled. A blush forming across his face in both anger and embarrassment. This was not the way he had wanted to be presented in front of Ichigo.

"Of course Kitten, I apologize if I've made you uncomfortable. I was just trying to help." He smiled innocently, then cradled Kish's body closer to himself as he stood. A shocked squeak emitting from him as Adrien then turned and placed him back on the couch.

"I'm sure..." He growled. "And DON'T call me Kitten! It's Kitty!" He frowned taking a deep breath and covering his face with one hand. Not thinking that would have ever come out of his mouth either. "Please tell me I just had a bad bad dream." He moaned. Shuddering at the memory of what happened.

"Sorry, that was all reality Kitty. You got kissed... BIG time kissed." Pudding chided in giggling as Kitty's face flustered.

"Yeah, was that the guy you told us about? The one who steels kisses from you?" Mint questioned curiously.

Kitty suddenly sat up with disgust and rushed off pushing past Mint and Pudding.

"Hey Kitty wait! Where are you going?" Ichigo shouted after her new friend nervously.

"To wash my mouth out!" Kitty shouted back an almost half sob relevant in his voice.

"But... but what if that guy comes back!"

Kitty momentarily halted, glanced around and then continued on. "I'll manage."

"But-" Ichigo stopped feeling a hand on her shoulder.

"Don't worry, I'll go keep a distant eye on 'her'." Adrien reassured, a light laugh in his voice at the task Kitty had taken off to do.

"That won't be necessary brother. I'll go watch out for 'her'." Another man announced stepping forward.

"Hey, aren't you that guy...Sento!" Lettuce recalled.

"Yes I am. Now if you'll excuse me ladies, brother, I'll be sure your friend is not harmed." He smiled politely and bowed before walking off after Kitty.

"Don't worry, my brother is trustworthy. He's been admiring Kitty since 'she' first arrived. And truthfully he was the one who pointed out the incident. He took off after that man angrily the minute it happened and instructed me to come be sure 'she' was okay." Adrien declared.

"Wow, that's sweet. He must really like her." Pudding announced.

"Yeah, but it also sounds a little stalker like..." Zakuro finally spoke.

"Yes, that's what I tried to tell him. He really doesn't mean it that way though. Sento's just so wrapped up with Kitty and 'her' beauty. He really just doesn't want 'her' to walk out of his life without at least getting to know 'her' a little first." Adrien informed.

"Oh wow. Poor guy, Kitty's one tough cookie to get close to I would think." Ichigo replied.

"Yes, so anything you ladies can do to help would be very much appreciated. This is my number, so if you happen to think of anything later I'd be glad to try and help. Of course let's keep all of this under our hats so my brother and your Kitty doesn't know." He smiled.

"Yes of course! I think this is a great idea girls! Let's totally try and get Kitty and Sento together!" Ichigo declared excitedly.

"YEAH!"

Meanwhile, in the women's Bathroom

"EW! Oh my God ew! I can't believe this! Ick, Ick, Ick! How could this happen! How Disgusting! And to ME! That jerk! That freak! That...that... PERVERT!" Kish ragged frantically rinsing his mouth out over the sink.

"Rrrr... I've been poisoned!... EW... how nasty! I can still feel his tongue!" He shuddered, ready to run to the bathroom gaging just thinking about it.

Oblivious to the tears running down his face Kish took a deep breath and turned back around to face his feminine self in the mirror and to straighten out his composure.

"Uh, What? I..., am I crying!" Kish questioned his reflection, touching his hand to his cheek where a new tear fell then quickly wiped them away being cautious of his make-up. "Ridiculous! This isn't like me..." 'I know! It must have something to do with that solution Tart made me for my appearance!' He thought to himself then reapplied his mask and adjusted his bangs in the mirror before leaving his pathetic tearful self behind.

Sighing Kish walked back into the powder room and collapsed on the couch to recollect himself.

"Uh, I think I need a tic-tac." He moaned to himself.

Hearing a bang from one of the machines Kish reluctantly opened his eyes to see a seemingly older woman now standing over him and smiling kindly.

"I'm sorry but I couldn't help but over hear your ranting dear. It sounds like quite the trauma. Here, take this. I hope it helps, and good luck with your man hun. Keep 'em under control." The woman laughed, placing the little pack of mints she just got in his hand then turning and disappearing. Leaving Kish to stare after her in horror at her indication that he had a man!

"...being a girl is harder and more disgusting then I thought. And I really didn't need Ichigo seeing all that!" He mumbled shaking the little pack of mints and popping a few in his mouth then closed his eyes again.

"Excuse me, miss? Hey, are you awake! You're the only other one in here right now and this is an emergency! Wake up!"

"What! I'm awake ok! Geeze, no peace anywhere!" Kish announced agrivatedly. Sitting up abruptly at the young girls sudden frantic cries.

"I'm sorry, really. It's just... well..." He watched the girl fidget with annoyance. Then noted she looked like she was going to cry or was already but he wasn't quite sure on account of her mask, not that he was all that interested.

"Well what? What's wrong?" He urged wishing she would just spit it out already.

"I-Iv'e-started-my-cycle-and-this-is-my-first-time-and-I-don't-have-any-money-for-the-machine-and-I-need-a-pad!-Do-you-have-one?-Or-some-change-I-could-use!-Do-you-please!" The girl questioned, talking as fast as she could through embarrassment.

Kish stared at her for a minute completely dumbfounded and trying to even register what she had said. "You started your what?... um I don't think I can help you..." His face faltered with confusion. "I'm sorry, but there was a this older woman who just left. I'm sure she could probably help you." He announced motioning towards the door and then standing up himself to leave.

Feeling as if the girl was still watching him when he reached the door Kish turned to look back and was met with one of the angriest, hateful looking glares he'd ever seen. Then rushed out the door, a hand on his chest.

"Dear God! If looks could kill I would have just been murdered!"

(A/N: Okay when Kish is pretty much alone I'll go by Kish, back in a crowd where everyone knows him as 'her' I'm going with Kitty, but still calling him HIM. n.n' just an update.)

Stepping further out into the open Kish heard another song begin and felt like someone was watching him. 'As much as I would like to just get back to Ichigo and the others I really don't feel to safe crossing the crowd right now. Maybe I should just stay in the bathroom a little longer... but on second thought that weird girl is still in there. So... I guess I'll just stay here for a moment, maybe Ichigo will even come to me.' Kish smiled with his decision and leaned up against a wall.

For a few moments he watched as the various costumed couples elegantly danced and swirled by. There masks and outfits glittering, ruffling, and shimmering with them. Kish marveled for a few more seconds before tiring of all the spinning, bowing and smiling in the room, then resorted to staring down at the detail on the bottom of his own dress with a bored expression, amusing over the way the dress fluffed out then slowly slid back into place when he kicked it from under the fluffy hem.

'Hm, these stupid heels are starting to hurt. I wonder if I should take them off...well that's probably not allowed or something. Not ladylike I'll bet.' kish sighed again. 'Well this isn't exactly turning out to be the best night of my-!' "AH!" Kish instantly gasped.

His arms where now suddenly and tightly held in place at the wrist up against the wall by his face, and someone was sandwiching him between the wall and themself. Kish tried to frantically see if it was the same person as before but couldn't quite move enough to see past his mask for sure, or seem to push the guy away.

"W-what do you want? Why don't you just leave me alone already!" Kish spoke up. His voice coming out surprisingly shaky.

"What's the matter? Nervous?" The figure questioned softly into his ear. His whisper making Kish's body tingle and shiver unexplainably. Kish angrily turned his face the other way feeling the warmth of the other man's breath glide across his glossy lips and slightly blow up his bangs.

"Don't worry, I won't hurt you." The man whispered smoothly. His voice silky and flowing.

'What's going on!' Kish thought frantically as his mind swam in confusion and alarm at the voice but his body reacted to it differently. And as unnerving as it was, Kish for some reason also found himself strangely soothed with a familiarity to the voice. A mixed up frantic calm washing over him.

The figure slowly slid one hand down from around Kish's wrist feeling that 'she' would stay in place without it and let his hand slide gently across Kish's cheek till it fell to drape lightly around his waist. The man then prowled down from Kish's face to his neck and softly nibbled and kissed it. A sound vibrated from deep within Kish's throat that the man simply amused at with a laugh, and even though Kish meant it to be a warning growl it hadn't come out sounding that way as much as it sounded more like a mewl of pleasure to the man.

'Oh no, what's going on? What's going on! I feel so hot, I can hardly breath! And I can't use any form of my power! I can't even move I feel so weak... What's this guy doing!' Kish panted as he tried to think clearly. He could only just vaguely feel the hands and kisses roaming his now almost numb body as he began feeling more sluggish but fired to the touch.

"W...what have you done... to...me?" Kish breathed exhaustedly, his face red and flustered from lack of air.

The man stopped kissing across Kish's neck and jaw line and turned his face towards him. "So, you've finally begun taking effect to that little item I fed you when I kissed you before huh? Even now I've been tracing you with a toxin."

Kish's eyes widened in shock and he looked towards the man through glazed over eyes. "You... you mean you drugged me!"

"Not exactly. I'm not as lecherous as you might think I am. On the contrary I'm actually quite protective. And on that note, then I think I should tell you. I know that you're up to something, and that something has to do with a couple of girls I happen to know." The man announced, still talking within a whisper across Kish's ear.

And as much as what he was saying was setting off alarm bells in his head Kish could hardly hear them. His mind just seemed to be elsewhere and his body's shivers where still being soothed over by this strangers voice.

"Why... why am I so tired?" Kish questioned breathlessly.

"I guess you could say that that's a side effect. Don't worry, it'll wear off. I already told you, I'm not gonna hurt you. At least as long as you don't try anything..." The man ran his hand easily through Kish's hair then kissed his lips lightly. Leaving another trace of the item from before to linger on his lips, intoxicating Kish more and more as he breathed it in and absorbed it.

Kish used the last of his energy to focus on the man's masked face and admire what little features he could see. 'His... his eyes... his eyes are so mesmerizing, so deep, such a pretty blue... and he looks so young. Young like us...' Kish thought lazily as he gazed into the crystal blue orbs that peered back at him mysteriously from behind the mask.

"I see, you're getting really tired now right? Don't worry, your little admirer Sento will be here soon. When I told him you'd gone back to the other side of the room and he just missed you he actually believed me. It was the perfect opportunity to come speak to you alone as you can see." He spoke lightly kissing Kish's jaw and delicately tilting his head up to kiss him again, then placed a little flower pin on the collar of Kish's dress.

"Here, keep it to remember me by. And I'm sorry, I just have to be sure you take complete effect to it." He spoke sincerely kissing him once more.

"Uh." Kish moaned lightly as he began to slip from awareness.

"Whoopsy-daisy, don't want you falling to the floor again my little flower. I apologize for that last time." The young man spoke lifting Kish up once again into bridal style.

"Where... where..."

"Shh, it's okay, I'm just bringing you to a couch so you can sleep in peace. Nothing more, your new 'friends' will be here soon to keep an eye on you. Just sleep, be calm. I'll keep an eye on you till then." He replied hearing the worried whimpers and moans of words Kish had been admitting. "Those kisses where packing special toxins just for you, non-harmful of course, they'll wear off soon. Trust me."

"...yes..." Kish drifted his eyes closed in a trusting haze. His mind foggy and his body tingling numb and weak as he grew light headed and dizzy.

This stranger carrying him was all that was going through his senses now in a jumble of confusion. The man's scent, smile, soft voice, soothing eyes, he just couldn't understand it. He was weary of the man but intrigued as well. Somewhere in his head was a warning bell but too overpowering was this sense of calm and knowing. He couldn't figure out what was happening, what had happened, or why. It was all too mix matched. He trusted this man yet didn't, and even though everything he'd just done to him was in no way respectable he knew it was for some reason honorable and had to hold some sort of meaning. He denied it, but also felt that this man was nice... he maybe even kind of liked him for a human... he was mysterious and secretive. And he was sure that he had possibly met him somewhere before, maybe just once, but not a lot, not enough to truly know...

And then Kish passed out. Knowing nothing anymore of his surroundings, the man, or anyone familiar. Just blackness as someone stood watch near by.

...To be continued

WG: Well, that's the end of another chapter! n.n I know, this one was kinda really deep there towards the end. Sorry about that if it made anyone uncomfortable. Please don't flame me if it did though! I'm an artist, I write by feeling, and I felt like writing this chapter with a twist. Heheh now you'll really have to think it over. Now that you have a few more clues who do you think it was that kissed our dear sweet Kitty? And that doesn't mean someone wasn't right before mind you. I'm just saying. What do you think is going on here? Inquiring minds wanna know. Lol. (Points to self) n.n an inquiring mind! Teehee. I want YOUR opinion here. I LOVE to find out what people think! I love you all! (If anyone's left, sniffles) T.T

Kish: Why are YOU crying! You see what you've done to ME! I'm a freak in a dress! I've been kissed by a man! And now you've drugged me!

WG: (slaps) Don't complain! This is all for love man! Remember your goals here okay! You're doing it all for a reason anyway and besides... it's amusing...

Kish: You are such an evil person... (stares at picture from before) T.T why me?

WG: Cuz I love you! (Smiles) And I am not evil! (Pouts) you haven't begun to see ME evil! HA! Anyway. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE REVIEW ME! I'm SO sorry it took what seems like forever! I'm really trying here!

Tart: Yeah, remember what I said at the beginning of the chapter okay. So please don't criticize our writer.

WG: (puts out the peace sign and winks) Yeah, Don't criticize, recognize! This girls got talent! And she's trying for you despite being sick, so I hope you at least love me for that...

Kish: Yeah whatever, but anyway, TO ALL READERS! If you feel like she's taking to long to update or needs a reminder please feel free to send her an e-mail and nag at her for it! Sometimes she needs either a reminder or a spirit lifter from a reader to continue writing. So why not be the one to do that!

WG: (Glares at Kish for the way he said it) Yeah, I haven't exactly been getting many reviews here so my spirits where a bit low during what should have been my writing session. Hence the long wait. I actually would really appreciate that kind of nagging. It helps, I encourage you all to bug me lol. Just don't go getting all flame like in e-mail, that I would take as rude and insulting, not encouraging.

Tart: Yup, no one likes a rude person! So if you choose to be a part of this then e-mail her at (Yes, it's an underscore)

WG: And now, onto a session I like to call, DUN DA DUN DAAAAAAA! REVIEWER REPLIES!

Reviewer Replies

GenkiAnimeGurl: Thank you for complimenting my gorgeous Kish turned Kitty lol. And I'm glad you liked the dresses I put him and the mew mews in. It took me a bit to come up with them but I put the most effort into Kish's dress. I wanted him to be so pretty lol. So good luck to you finding such a dress. And that's not a knock to you, I wish you luck! Let me know if you find something like it! But the headdress is Egyptian style and they cost like $50 so just lettin ya know. n.n Oh and it could be Ryou or you could be wrong you'll have to wait and see...

Kish: -.-; Stupid dress... stupid WindGoddess

WG: (sticks tongue out) Nah!

TwistedCareBear: Hee hee, thank's for the compliments. And for letting me know I had some spelling mistakes. I apologize, at the time my computer was being bad and now it's gone kaput, so any errors in spelling where hard to catch at that moment. I'll try harder to keep from spelling errors this time around. ...YAY I RULE, I'M WONDERFUL...I'M AWESOME! WHOO n.n (dances around)

Tart: Don't let it go to you're head now...

Quicksilver Foxx: ABSOPOSITIVELYLUTELY! I LOVE THAT WORD! I'm gonna have to use it. I'm gonna run around saying it. YAY! I'll Say "I'm using Quicksilver Foxx's word! ABSOPOSITEVLYLUTELY! lol what a mouthful! But you better believe I'm crazy enough to run around and say it anyway. Hehe. (Kish interrupts) Everyone knows you are... (WG Glares) Anyway like I said I will try to keep updating. I really need to update my other fics still too. Kish may get Ichigo, ya never know. But I've always been fond of little Kishy-poo so things may be in his favor. Sorry if you had to wait longer then you wanted to for this update by the way. I Hope you're just as HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY now. n.n hehee And it is possible that our estranged Pie is the mysterious kisser. But...it's still a secret! n.n

Pie: Estranged? I'm estranged?

Kish: KISHY-POO! 0.0 Geez if you're gonna call me something then I think I'd prefer Kitty!

WG: (hugs him) Ok then I'm sowwy my sweet wittle Kitten, I won't call you Kishy-poo anymore I'll stick to Kitten.

Kish: I SAID KITTY!

Pie: Kishy-poo... Kitty... Kitten... Kitty? What in the name of our planet is going on with you!

WG: Didn't you read the fic?

Pie: I was going to but for some reason I couldn't open the site, it seemed to be on block...

WG: (glares at Kish) I'll send you a copy. (Smiles)

Kish: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WG: (laughs) Now back to replies!

CocoaandRose: Wow, you all have some interesting names huh? Okay, Cocoa I assume I'm speaking to? You're SO sweet with all your "updates" lol. Sorry that it took a bit though. And thanks for the awesome brownies! (Glares at Kish again) Which he tried to steel and eat mind you. Anyway (smiles) thank you for saying I'm talented! That was very nice of you and don't worry, I don't exactly have one heck of a life either. At least not one that doesn't revolve around manga and anime lol. But I don't think you'd wanna be me, I've got too many medical problems. n.n' (nervous laugh) It all sucks big time! Lol, and nice guess by the way! Glad you chose to get involved! But you will also have to wait and see. (Winks) Good luck!

Dagger: A FANART! REALLY! (gets sparkly eyes) Over MY fanfic! Wow, I'm so happy! That's so cool! If you do one you TOTALLY have to e-mail it to me! I'd love to see it! (Hugs)

WG: Okay! That's everyone for now! I LOVE YOU ALL! And I really hope you come back to read more! And PLEASE review me! I would really love it if you do! It makes me very happy to know I've done something well. And I hope this story is still appealing to you all! I promise more humor to come even though this chapter was probably a bit confusing. And if anyone ever has any opinions or questions they'd like me to personally reply to please just say so. Whether it be in review or separate e-mail. I'd be happy to oblige! Till next time! Later!

WG: OH! P.S: To Agent Aqua and Agent Unknown! ... Stuff. G3ness!

Everyone guessed so far:

Pie,

Masaya,

and Ryou