Disclaimer: I don't own YYH. Please evil lawyer bunnies, don't sue!

Authoress Note: …Enjoy! (By the way, don't bite my head off because this chapter isn't politically correct as far as having a baby goes. First of all, I'm 12 so I've never really had a kid before. Second of all, from what I do know, the woman's water breaks, she goes to the hospital, sits there for four hours, then FINALLY goes into labor. I am NOT going to devote a whole chapter to waiting for four hours to make this story more 'realistic.' Although I want this to be as right as possible, come on! So don't go on a point out all the joys of having a baby I missed in this chapter, lol.)

Chapter Six

The two women were quickly given wheelchairs and taken into their rooms. Since it was the full moon, there were so many women in labor they had to share a room.

"Get this thing OUT OF ME!" screamed Keiko, Yusuke's face contorted in an expression of pain as his knuckles cracked sickeningly under her iron grip.

Botan's eyes were squeezed shut, and a long stream of curses (Mostly directed at Hiei,) escaped from her mouth. The nurses were sponging their foreheads, and in the next room Bebi-Kiraa was washing his hands in preparation for the double delivery.

A doctor burst through the door, carrying two syringes with ridiculously long needles. He went to Keiko's side.

"What do you plan on doing with that?" asked Yusuke, his face still showing pain, but an odd look was taking over.

"I'm going to inject it into your wife's spine." said the doctor simply as the nurses turned Keiko over.

"What?!"

"You heard me. It's an epidural." he pressed the plunger on the syringe to get the air bubbles out, then bending over, making to inject it.

"Um, maybe that's not such a good-"

"Yusuke, shut up!" screamed Keiko, wincing as the needle went in, then relaxing. "My God, that stuff really works."

The doctor then went to Botan, and after a similar fight with Hiei injected it after Botan yelled at him to mind his own business. No matter how much he wanted to say his mate's business was his own, he restrained himself.

Bebi-Kiraa entered the room, looking around. "Nurse, who's further along?" he asked, looking to each of the women.

One of the nurses looked up from her charts. "Sir…they're exactly the same. This is the most bizarre double delivery I've ever seen."

"Okay then, Botan comes before Keiko in alphabetical order, so here goes!" he whistled cheerfully as he walked over to Botan. "Are you experiencing any pain?"

"Yes, you retard! I'm only in labor!" yelled Botan, trying to kick him, but the iron rails of the split-bottomed bed stopped her short.

"Oh yeah, I forgot for a second-"

"GET ME A BETTER DOCTOR!"

"But-"

"NOW!"

"You're hurting my feelings!" cried the doctor, burying his face in his hands.

"Get this thing out of me or get me a doctor who will!"

"Doctor, you've been in school for twelve years training for this moment," remarked one of the nurses encouragingly, "you can do it."

Bebi-Kiraa perked up as Botan screamed in pain. "You're right! Let's go. Ms. Botan, give me a big push. You too, Ms. Urameshi!"

Both women pushed, Botan grabbing Hiei's hand. Unfortunately, she grabbed the hand with the Kokuryu Ha tattoo on it.

One of the nurses exclaimed, "I see the head!" and promptly fainted. Keiko turned her head toward Yusuke and screamed, "This is all your fault you perverted love machine!"

Yusuke smiled dreamily. "Oh, what a night."

"YOU PERVERT!" she yelled, squeezing his hand tighter.

A tear came from Yusuke's eye. Keiko laughed in spite of herself. One of the other nurses took a picture, saying, "Look at the father, he's so happy, he's crying tears of irrepressible joy!" Yusuke's face was contorted in extreme pain.

Poor Hiei was writhing, his hand held by Botan's surprisingly strong hands. "Keiko's right! This is all your faults!" she squeezed even harder as Kiraa yelled, "One more push!"

The nurse watching Botan fainted now, whispering, "Oh my good god."

"Is everyone going to faint?!" exclaimed Keiko angrily. "What kind of staff do you have here?!"

"A highly professional one, Mrs. Urameshi. In fact, our death rates during labor are down to 50 to 100 a year!" remarked the nurse.

"Oh, dear God."

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The delivery went on like this for the next two hours. It was always 'one more push,' but, as Botan remarked more than once, 'one more push' was often supposed to be ten pushes ago.

But then, it happened. Two cries sounded throughout the delivery room, and the nurses (The ones who hadn't passed out,) rushed to get the babies to two little tables where a gel-thing was rubbed over their eyes and they were given a shot.

"Here you are, Mrs. Urameshi." said the nurse gently as she placed hers and Yusuke's new baby into her arms. Taking the other baby from Bebi-Kiraa, she approached Hiei and Botan and put their new daughter into Botan's warm embrace, saying the same only with 'Ms. Botan.'

"Oh…" murmured Botan lovingly, gently stroking her new baby's jet-black hair. Her daughter's cries died away quickly as she nuzzled up against her mother, soon falling asleep. Keiko's baby did the same. "We need a name." she muttered, large violet eyes looking to her mate. He was smiling. Really smiling, not like he did when he was making fun of someone or had just killed a particularly annoying person. He was happy.

"So do we." admitted Keiko from across the room. "The one thing I didn't plan…I thought it would come to me, you know?" she looked to Yusuke. "Oh yeah...you know all the things I said a while ago...like that you're a bloodsucking bastard who needs to burn in Hell and be eaten alive by a horde of perverted cannibals...I didn't mean any of that...you know?"

"I guess you're forgiven, although I think my hand is broken..."

"Yeah." replied Botan, looking to Keiko and Yusuke's new baby boy. He was a round baby, with cute little brown curls and big eyes.

"You know, he's kinda fat…" commented Yusuke with a sniff. "He certainly didn't get that from me."

"Are you suggesting…"

"Not at all, you're skinny as a board. A real stick figure…hehheh." The last thing Yusuke wanted to do was get slapped by his obviously exhausted wife. She was testy when she was tired.

"Akina." suggested Botan gently. "'Spring flower.'"

"Perfect, but you realize it's almost summer, right?" Hiei raised an eyebrow.

"Yes, I know. And I don't care." (I forget when summer officially starts, so let's just pretend it's almost summer…)

"I'm thinking 'Kisho,' for this little man." said Keiko to Yusuke, looking up to him.

"'One who knows his mind?' I had no idea our kid was going to be born a square."

"Yusuke…" she growled. He shut up.

Back on the other side of the room, Hiei was gazing silently at his mate's face. She still had little beads of sweat on her forehead from the delivery, and her bangs were held back by the surgical cap the nurse had put on her, so only a few strands of powder blue could be seen poking out from under the elastic. She looked tired and worn, but her eyes were filled with so much emotion, love, happiness, bliss, contentment, compassion….he couldn't even pick out the others. He smiled a tiny bit wider.

"I love you." he murmured softly, putting an arm around her back and the other beneath her arms, which she was obviously using to hold the baby. Squeezing softly, he closed his eyes.

Botan held her baby closer to her body. "You've never said that before. At least not outright."

"Well I do."

"I love you, too."

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There ya go! I thought that little moment at the end was cute. Um…the faster the reviews flood in the faster chapter 7 goes up…so…REVIEW PLEASE! (Yes I know the doctors sort of disappeared, but most of the time they either busy themselves with doctorly things or leave for a few minutes to give the new families some privacy if mother and child are healthy. They'll be back next chapter. (Also, I need some feedback. Should I make a sequel with their kids?)