Chapter 5
The next morning, Karen had gotten a call from Randy and he asked her to join him and one of his friends a fellow wrestler from Smackdown for lunch...Karen agreed and was busying herself with a shower and getting ready...
When she stepped out of the bathroom she had on Royal blue cargo capri's with white ankle socks, matching blue sneakers, and a Shirt form fitting white t-shirt...She pulled her hair up in a bun and stabbed a couple of blue chop sticks in it to keep it in place.
Lisa and Tyson watched as Karen primped in front of the mirror...and she saw them watching her in the mirror she looked over and said, "What?" Lisa said, "Well, At least I got you out of the room so I could get laid." Karen threw a waded up tissue at her bright eyed cousin and said, "Lisa Marie don't be foul." Tyson busted out laughing as a knock came on the door...Tyson got up and walked into the living area to answer the door.
Lisa stood next to Karen and said, "You know something...you don't need to doll yourself up to land a man...You could do it bare nekkid in the middle of winter." Karen laughed as she said, "Yea, but only because I'd be naked and frozen from head to toe and wouldn't be able to run from Goober and Gomer." Both girls laughed as Karen said, "I feel like these pants make my ass fat."
Lisa yelled, "TYSON! She said it again!" Karen squealed as Tyson came running into the room...she jumped on the bed and dodged him and said, "Lisa Marie, I can't believe you'd sick your own boyfriend on your defenseless cousins." As Karen continued to run from Tyson.
Randy stuck his head in the bedroom and watched as Tyson tried to capture his raven haired lunch date who was bouncing back and forth between beds while ripping cuss words at her cousin, who seemed to be laughing her ass off. He watched as Tyson finally grabbed her and threw her over his shoulder and carried her out into the living area and said, "Here you go Randy...You're over hyper lunch date."
Tyson leaned down and carefully placed Karen on her feet in front of Randy...She turned 3 shades of red...she was so embarrassed that he'd seen what was going on between the loving family members. Lisa walked out and said, "Randy I thought you was bringing a friend from Smackdown?"
As if on cue there was a knock on the door and Randy said, "That's probably him, he was running late." Randy walked over and opened the door and said, "C'mon in man...you're right on time." A familiar voice said, "Hey man, what's up."
Karen turned around and said, "Oh my God!" John Cena walked into the hotel room and as soon as he heard the voice his head snapped up and just as a joke he said, "No...But you are close." A smiled spread across John's face as she ran over and jumped in his arms. Randy watched as the raven haired beauty jumped on his best friend and he twirled her in circles.
Karen smacked John's arm and said, "What the hell are you doing here?" John smiled his dimple filled smile and said, "Smackdown is here tonight...so I figured I'd go to lunch with one of my buddy's and he said I had to meet this girl who slapped him into place...How'd I know it was you?" Karen smiled and said, "Shut up...You suck...Do you not know how to call people back?"
John shrugged his shoulders and said, "Hey...When I'm getting my freak on with some hottie who wants John Cena...I don't stop to talk with anyone...Ah-ha."
Karen rolled her eyes and laughed at him.
Randy said, "Time out...How do you two know each other?"
Karen smiled and said, "I went to Springfield College, a few years ago, just to get a little back ground in what I was working in...Well, when I met John he was a little punk, he tried hitting on me and when I wouldn't bite..." John finished, "I was stupid enough to ask her if she was on her period and If I should come back in 7 to 10 days and ask again...She slapped me so fast, I thought I lost a few teeth."
Lisa walked up and said, "Thus starting a beautiful friendship...They've been friends forever now." John said, "5 years...So my buddy old pal Randall...What did you do to get her attention and piss her off?"
Randy said, "Let's eat some grub first, then I'll explain." Lisa hugged Karen and said, "Have fun Nerak...But ya know...Not TOO much fun." Karen smiled and walked out with the guys.
