Okay I've had a fair few reviews from people and I didn't get to email them all a reply like a I usually do and now I feel bad so I'm gonna thank them from here. Ahem:

Laurasblossumetcetc: Sorry I don't have your name on me and I think I replied to you already but anyway. Thanks for your review, I kinda followed your guidelines sorta :D. I'm glad I made you laugh hysterically, please R&R again like you promised :)

Her Sweetness: Aww I'm so glad you reviewed and said I was funny coz I really love your stories:) Thanks for saying my idea was brilliant and don't put yourself down I happen to think your ideas are V. original. Marik is my fave character too… well he's kinda tied with Bakura and Kaiba, BUT anyway… Thanks for saying I'm simply amazing, I feel so speshy.

Sami Ryou's Hikari: Your name confuses me, isn't Ryou already a hikari? Anyway, thanks for reviewing, Marik and Kaiba are going to write in this shortly. You wanted Bakura to kiss Ryou, I'd kinda like that too, so I kinda had it planned for the end of the story, so yeah. You'll have to keep reading to find it! And the way I see it, Bakura is probably every girl's lover extraordinaire, I see him and Marik as… players, I think that's the word. ABOUT THE CARROTS EVERYBODY! I personally think Kura has DEVIL HORNS in his hair (not real horns, his hair is shaped like horns) but I've heard people call them bunny ears and I'm thinking "gee, he'd probably be fair pissed off if he knew people said he had bunny ears. He must hate bunnies, everything about them… including carrots…" And that's how the carrot thing began. About the boxers thing: I'm planning to explain that soon, in Marik's entry, I just have to think of a reason Bakura has seen his boxers.

Phwee? Yami hobo: My sister has a hobo yami (actually she claims to have three). I originally wanted the Jou/Kaiba plan, but the Yami thing was good too, so I ended up doing eeny-meeny-miney-mo out loud as I walked down the street to school and yeah, I got weird looks but the eeny-meenies chose Yami. Thanks for being amused by my story!

Computerfreak101: Whoo, okay you're the last one to thank. I agree with all your ranting about Yami, the heart of the cards thing is getting REAL old as far as I'm concerned. And what's up with him caring so much about Joey, most of the time Joey doesn't even know Yami EXISTS. Hello Pharaoh, get a clue! Sorry you got me started now. Anyway, yeah, I'm glad you found Bakura's fear/hatred of carrots funny :) Yes everyone I think it's secretly a FEAR he has of carrots! Dun dun…

Anyway those were my thankyou's and I'm SO SORRY if I missed anyone, and here's a thankyou for you: THANKYOU. There we go. Anyway I want to post just these thankyouses but last time I posted something that had nothing to do with the story it got ripped down, which is a crying shame in my opinion, so I thought I'd write about how Bakura passes the journal onto Yami (Yami's actual entry is a Work In Progress)…

CHAPTER FOUR kinda

Bakura stomped down the street angrily, scowling at anything and everything. People were walking on the other side of the road to avoid him, dogs were howling and cats were hissing.

"Nyaw shut up before I set Marik on you," he snapped. The cats ran. Don't ask why, even Bakura knew he couldn't talk to cats. Maybe they were scared of the knife in his right hand?

…

Nope, Bakura knew they were scared of the friendship journal in his left hand. The horrible, royal blue journal his hikari was making him take to Yugi at the Kame Game shop.

Still, good things could happen in the midst of bad things, and Bakura knew this because he was an optimist.

…

No not really, he was actually an evil SOB who knew when he had the chance to freak out the Pharaoh and his hikari and he always took that chance.

The Kame Game shop was just a few doors down. Bakura tightened his grip on the journal and held the knife close, and strutted on in.

Yami was at the counter. Normally Bakura would laugh himself stupid at the boy who had started out as his Pharaoh and ended up as the guy who sold games to little tackers. But he didn't laugh today. Today he smiled sweetly.

This was a scary look. Bakura looked a lot like Ryou, but he sure as hell couldn't smile like him.

Yami looked up and jumped when he saw the Tomb Robber coming towards him, smiling strangely. "What are you doing in here thief? Come to steal TOYS?" he asked apprehensively.

Bakura smiled wider, but all he succeeded in doing was baring his fangs and scaring away the only other customer in the shop.

"No no Pharaoh," he cooed. He could imitate Ryou's voice quite well, so he took advantage of that. "I came to give you something."

"I don't want it."

"Yes you do. It's from Ryou, he's making me do his dirty work." Bakura was still talking sweetly, and placed the journal on the counter. "Have you heard about this? It's his friendship journal. It's already done the rounds at our house. Now it's your turn."

"Huh," Yami said boredly. "YOU wrote in this, thief? You can't write."

"Yes I can!" Bakura snapped, then cleared his throat. "Anyway…" He put back on his fake voice. "It's all yours, and Yugi's. Until you're done with it, then you go give it to one of your other dumbarse friends."

Yami rolled his eyes. "Alright alright, we'll do it for Ryou's sake. He's always trying to turn you FERAL Yami's into his friend."

Bakura resisted the urge to poke Yami in the eye with his knife (which was hidden behind his back). "Maybe he'll succeed this time," he said in his sweet voice.

Yami's was starting to get a bit freaked out by Bakura's tone, so he decided to take the journal and go. "Whatever, thief. Go home." He put his hand on the journal and pulled it towards himself.

"PSYCHE!" Bakura yelled, whipping the knife out and plunging it into the cover of the friendship journal, right in between Yami's fingers.

Yami's eyes glazed over and he fainted dead away.

"Heheheheh, I rule," Bakura smirked, looking down at his ex-pharaoh. "Oooooh, the Millenium Puzzle, that looks tempt – "

"What on earth happened here!" Yugi's grandfather demanded, coming out of the back room and seeing Yami on the floor.

"Nothing," Bakura shrugged. "See ya gramps." He strutted out of the shop happily.

TBC...