Well here it is, ANOTHER update! Yay! My sister keeps going out and I have no one to talk to so I end up writing chapters then listening to music. She's going to a sleepover tomorrow so fingers crossed for a MASS UPLOAD!
Joey Wheeler was all alone, standing in an elevator. He was heading up to Kaiba's office in Kaiba Corp to give him the friendship journal.
Joey tried to make Serenity give Kaiba the journal, but she just muttered about homosexuality and ate a carrot.
Joey sighed and tapped his foot. He looked around. He was only on the 22nd floor. Kaiba's office was right at the top – the 327th and a half floor.
'How da hell do ya get half a floor?' Joey wondered. 'Stupid fat Kaiba, always making tings difficult.'
"I know why da elevator's so slow though!" he said aloud, hoping there were security cameras. "Coz by da time da stupid elevator actually reaches da top floor, everyone ridin' it would be dead from old age and Kaiba won't have ta waste his time talkin' to dem."
No answer.
"Well da joke's on you coz I'm immortal!"
"No you're not," said a voice.
"AAAAH!"
Eventually, Joey stepped out of the demon elevator. After checking himself for wrinkles – double-checking his manhood – he decided he had not aged significantly and continued on into Kaiba's office.
"'Ey dere Kaiba!" he said, trying to be friendly for once.
"What do you want, mutt?" Kaiba replied, not looking up from his work.
"What, no "hello" for Joey?"
"No." Kaiba still didn't look up.
"'Ey, when I'm talkin' it's polite ta look up ta me," Joey said irritably.
"I don't look up to you, Wheeler."
"Look down at me den," Joey snapped.
Kaiba smirked. Joey glared.
"Stop playin' mind games wit' me, ya fat jerk!" Joey yelled.
"I'm not fat," Kaiba glared, taking a bite of a cream-filled chocolate donut. "Ask your sister," he added, smirking.
"You stay away from my sister!"
"Oh I'll stay away from her. But I can't guarantee she'll stay away from me…"
Joey raised an eyebrow. "Have you been watching 10 Things I Hate About You again?"
Kaiba was silent.
"Anyway, I bought ya dat ting Ryou was harpin' on about last week, his friendship journal," Joey continued, holding it out.
"Friendship journal?" Kaiba took it. "So THAT's what he was saying!"
"Huh? Whaddya mean?"
"I couldn't understand his stupid accent, I thought he said "something 'anal'"…" Kaiba pulled a face. "Anyway, forget it. Get lost mutt, you've got a long elevator journey home and I bet you're getting hungry."
"As a matter of fact I AM!" Joey snapped and stalked out.
Well that chapter wasn't AS crazy but the next one will be I hope! Please R&R! And a big thank you to everyone who's reviewed so far!
THANKYOU!