Well I know I promised a mass upload over the weekend, but my sister didn't end up going away but I did, and there was storms, and my Internet crashed, and I'm organizing my late birthday party (I'm going to a Comedy Festival, YAY!) so yeah. But here is another chappie! Kaiba doesn't write very much at all and I'm really sorry about that, but the whole chapter is ABOUT what he does!

This is shit.

Signed, Seto Kaiba, CEO of Kaiba Corporations.

Hi everyone, Mokuba here! I found this journal in Seto's rubbish bin, so I took it. He didn't write much. But he DID swear. He's been doing that a lot lately. Just the other day he got really mad and threw his laptop out the window.

He regretted that.

He watched his laptop fall 327 and a half floors and swore the whole time. Only he ran out of swear words halfway down and repeated the first ones twice as loud.

The laptop never made it to the ground though. It hit Marik Ishtar on the head. He was bleeding a fair bit, but that didn't stop him stealing Seto's laptop. And that made Seto start swearing again.

But don't let that fool you. My big brother's really very nice. I'll write about his day so you can see what kind of person he really is.

12:00pm Lunchtime

Seto has a business lunch to go to. He leaves his office and tells his secretary where he's going, then heads for the elevator. He doesn't realize I'm writing about his every move.

There's a guy in the elevator already. Seto steps in and sees him.

Seto: What the swearword are YOU doing in here?

Then the elevator doors shut.

I'm going to go over and see if I can hear Seto's conversation.

…

All I can hear is them talking, but I can't make out the words. Then there is the sound of a "thump" as someone's body gets pushed against the wall. There's more body-thumping in between grunts and groans from Seto and the mystery man.

The elevator is going up and down randomly, like someone is playing with the buttons or pressing them without realizing.

Finally there is a really loud "thump" and a groan, and the elevator goes down to the bottom floor.

What on Earth…?

12:30pm STILL LUNCHTIME

I've followed Seto down the street. He's talking to the guy he's going to have lunch with.

The guy is short. He's wearing tight pants and a pink silk shirt open at the front. He flaps his hands around all limp-wristed when he talks. Shirt-lifter.

He shows Seto into a bar. It's painted pink and yellow and it has two intertwined "male" symbols on the door…

12:50pm BACK TO WORK TIME

I've been sitting outside this gay bar for ages.

…

Here comes Seto now! He's hurrying out of the bar. His hair is all messed-up and his jacket's hanging off. All these men are trying to drag him back inside but Seto says he has to get back to work.

I think one of the gay men was Yami…

1:00pm BACK IN THE OFFICE

Seto told his secretary he wants some lunch and went into his office. The secretary sent someone out to get some food just a few minutes ago.

Now someone comes out of the elevator and goes into Seto's office. He closes the door behind him.

…

Suddenly Seto yells "you idiot, you almost choked me with that footlong!" and the guy leaves again, smiling. Creepy…

1:10pm STILL IN THE OFFICE

Seto has just walked into my office! I'll write down our conversation.

Seto: Mokuba, I'm jutht – where did you get that book?

Me: It's Ryou's friendship journal, it was in your bin.

Seto: Thtupid Ryou'th thtupid friendthip journal. Anyway Mokie, I'm jutht ducking out thomewhere.

Me: Okay… Seto, why do you have a lisp all of a sudden?

Seto: leaves

Well that wath different :D

1:30pm DUCKING OUT SOMEWHERE

I've followed Seto to see where he was "ducking out" to. And we've ended up somewhere very homosexual.

The ballet academy.

…

Maybe Seto's going next door, to the adult superstore, to buy some nice straight porn –

No. He went into the ballet academy and headed for the changerooms.

…

Well, at least we know what kind of man my brother is now… :S

I think I'll put this journal back on his desk. So long!

Love, Mokie.

I'm sorry all the Seto fangirls! I promise I'm going somewhere with this! Also, a big shoutout to all my lovely reviewers.

THANKYOU!