I forgot to mention this last chapter – I wanna say thanks to my sister for her help in writing the Kaiba chapter. She told me some gay things he could do and I used two of her ideas. So thanks Claire aka The Long Name Ending In Cookie! And another shout-out to all my reviewers, none of which are angry about Seto's Gay Day YET!

THANKYOU!

Seto Kaiba had just returned from the ballet academy. He had noticed that the man from before was not in the elevator.

He wandered past his secretary's station – she wasn't in – and continued on into his office.

Kaiba sat down and noticed that on his desk there was a blue journal with a huge gash in it caused by a knife – Ryou's friendship journal.

"Oh geez," he sighed. "Mokuba must have put this back here… Ew, that's been in my bin." He pulled a face but decided to read what his little brother had written…

Dum dumm dummm…!

Kaiba flipped open the journal and started turning pages.

But before he could get to Mokuba's entry, he was interrupted by a distant brumming, like an engine.

Kaiba got up and looked out of the window down onto the street below. He saw cars, trucks, kids in shopping carts, grannies on motorized scooters, and Tristan on his stoogemobile (A/N: does anyone watch Fat Pizza?)

Seto looked up to the sky. He saw sparrows, pigeons, a pelican, and someone stealing his blimp, but nothing that could be making the engine noise.

Seto threw a paperweight at his blimp and popped it, then went back to his desk.

The throbbing engine noise got louder, then was temporarily drowned out by the explosion as the blimp hit the ground, then returned twice as loud.

Kaiba ignored the engine noise and picked up the phone. He dialed a number.

"Hello, Acme Blimp Co? I need another blimp… I popped my other one… what are you implying? I am a respected member of this community and – as a matter of fact I DO like carrots… no – "

BANG!

Kaiba's ranting was cut short as his office door was thrown open and the source of the annoying noise became clear.

Marik Ishtar had come into Kaiba's office atop his hikari's motorbike.

He did a skid stop in front of Kaiba's desk. Kaiba ignored him and continued his conversation. "Don't worry about that, some pyromaniac just came in… no I didn't invite him, he broke in! What? … He's on a motorbike, DUH!" Kaiba hung up.

"Hello Kaiba," Marik smirked.

"Marik you idiot, you put a burnout mark on my lovely cream carpet!"

"Don't be stupid Kaiba, your carpet's yellow."

"MY CARPET IS CREAM!"

Marik blinked. "Okay. Anyway rich-guy, you owe me 250 big ones for extensive damage to my beautiful and perfect face." Marik had a bandage wrapped around his head where the laptop had hit him. "Plus you can give me a 20 dollar tip so I can buy lunch and a new cigarette lighter." He grinned maniacally.

"You don't smoke."

Marik just grinned wider and poked out his tongue.

Kaiba rolled his eyes. "I'll give you 25 cents and this journal if you go away."

"Deal!"

Kaiba handed over the journal and 25 cents and Marik jumped on his bike. "By the way, someone popped your blimp."

THANKS AGAIN TO MY REVIEWERS! I'm sorry, this chapter wasn't as funny but I didn't want to talk about Kaiba's Gay Day too much in it so I just made up some stuff on the spot. Next to write – the Ishtar's!