Disclaimer: I don't own the turtles.

A/N: I do own Suki though, so don't take her please!

Shout outs:

BubblyShell22: Thanks for the compliments!

Lioness-Goddess: Duh, of course it's us! Who else would it be!

Donny's Girl: Aw, well the point is to make it seem like an actual episode! Thanks for the review!

The REAL Cheese Monkey: Okay, first off I have to say that your sign on name is by far the BEST I've ever seen! And don't worry, Suki's not some helpless girl that the others will have to constantly rescue…however she is a klutz so rescuing from things like the toaster maybe occurring! And I will definitely get going on the mutant thingy…just not yet!

Title: Sister Act

Plot: When Suki chucks a water balloon on Raphael, it's the last straw!

3:17 pm

SPLASH!

"Mikey!"

"It was Suki!"

"Why am I not surprised!" Within the past week Raph and his brothers had been introduced to the playful and imaginative world of Suki Yamato. Not only was she practically Mikey's twin in human girl form, but the whole reason she was even New York –instead of her beloved Tokyo, Japan – was the fact that when she plays her CD player, she REALLY blasts it. Meaning that she couldn't hear the boarding for the right plane! So not only had she been in a strange city for three years (well, not too weird compared to her old home), but she had no clue as to where her family was!

Each of the brothers knew not to pressure the issue, all fearing that Suki would either get really pissed, or start crying. Raph voted as getting pissed the better of the two.

Now as the red wearing turtle dripped of icy cold water, peeling the rubbery balloon skin from his green flesh, a scowl portrayed his face. It seemed like every day this week something had happened to him. Usually it was Mikey and Suki tag teamed together, but every once in a while he'd catch one of them getting the other pretty badly. Like when Suki dumped a bucket of ice on Mikey while he was in the shower singing away. Or when Mikey put shaving cream in Suki's hand while she slept on the couch, then tickled her face with a feather. Classic tricks, but still just as effective.

But seriously, this was going way too far! No one, and that meant midget Japanese girls who wore top hats with baggy pants and a Jimmi Hendrix t-shirt as a normal outfit, was gonna get away with getting Raphael all wet! Just as he was reaching for a towel to wipe the wetness off of himself, another water filled balloon came crashing onto Raph's forehead.

"Ha! Ha! Bulls eye!" Suki laughed from her hiding spot.

Raph glared at the girl as she stepped out from said spot. He was about to say something to her, most likely along the lines of "Don't you ever do that tah me again", when a clanking sound could be heard in the dojo, followed by Leonardo's voice yelping, "What the shell!"

Suki bolted around just in time to see the turtle coming out, his hands coated in some sort of goo. She smiled, seeing that the handles of Leo's katanas were slippery as well.

"Suki!"

The girl tried to put on an innocent face. "Wasn't me."

"Yeah, right." Raph muttered, then added loudly, "Just like it wasn't you who threw a water balloon at my head?"

She doubled over laughing, "I gotcha good, huh?"

Both brothers narrowed their eyes. Raph actually made to go after her, but was held back by the eldest. Suki jumped back a bit, she was pretty skittish whenever Raphael and Leonardo were in the room. Those two put together were a big threat to a little gal like her. Raph stared at his brother, perplexed that Leo didn't allow for him to attack.

"We'll get her later," Leo whispered, letting go of Raph's shell.

4:17 pm.

Sleep is, by far, the greatest gift God, or whatever you believe in, could give to human – or turtle – kind. But many times hunger out rules sleep and you find yourself waking up with a craving for peanut butter and jelly. Having been up all night and most of the morning, Donatello was beyond tired. But his stomach decided to argue with common sense. Sluggishly, the turtle crawled off of his bed and dragged his feet out of his room and into the kitchen.

"About time you got up." Suki smiled from her spot at the sink. It was her turn to do the dishes that day and at the moment she was drying a tall glass with a white towel.

"Yeah," Don muttered. He still wasn't used to her being there, not that he minded it. She made him laugh, but he was having a hard time talking to her. Shyness was a curse to all.

Suki smiled and pointed to a sandwich on the table, "That was for Leo, but he and Raph took off. You can have it."

Donnie muttered a thanks and grabbed the sandwich. He took a bite to taste the most horribly foul piece of food in his life. "Blech! What is this!" He opened the sandwich to see cheese, onions, and ketchup, all smothered in vinegar.

Suki instantly doubled over with laughter. "That…I can't…you…" each word was accompanied with "ha ha's" and "he he's".

Donnie narrowed his eyes at Suki, but was too tired to actually get mad. He sighed and plopped the sandwich back down on the table, surely Mikey would come bye and finish it. Coming into the living room, Don caught bits and pieces of a conversation going on between his two oldest brothers.

"And then…Is that gonna work?"

"Of course it will!" Raph's voice answered.

"Guys?" Donnie walked up to them, causing both Leo and Raph to jump. "What are yah doin'?"

"Shh!" Leo hissed. "We're planning to get Suki back."

Donnie raised an eyeridge. "Lemme guess, I'm not the only one who got a prank today, huh?"

"Nope." Leo shook his head. "She covered the handles on my swords in slippery junk."

"Clever." Donnie reasoned.

"Yeah, well, she's hit me at least three times today with water balloons." Raph sneered.

Donatello chuckled. "You are sort of an easy target."

"Watch it Donnie."

Leo shook his head, "Anyways, Mikey's in on it too."

"Okay," Donnie nodded, getting interested. "Whatcha gonna do to her?"

Raph smiled, "Just wait…"

7:57 p.m.

"Alright here she comes!"

"Sh, Leo! Yah want her tah hear yah?"

"Both of you shut up!" Donnie groaned. The three were perched around the corner waiting for Suki to stepped through the bathroom door and get a splash of oatmeal all over herself. "Just a few more steps…"

The small Japanese girl stopped for a second, forgetting something. Although the guys couldn't figure out what more a person would need for a shower. She already had a bathrobe, slippers, towel, and spongy. What else did she need! Suki returned moments later, a small sized stereo in hand. Figures. She always had music everywhere she went. Even in the shower!

The guys braced themselves, holding their breaths as she walked closer to the door. At that moment, Suki decided to look up. Her eyes saw the bucket and she stifled a chuckle. "Nice try guys. Come on out."

Leo, Raph, and Donnie gave each other worried looks, but eventually filed out from the hiding spot. Suki had her hands on her hips, shaking her head with a smile. "You guys really thought you could get me, huh?"

"Well, it was worth a try." Donnie muttered.

"Whad'ja expect?" Raph barked. "Yer always doin' crap like that tah us!"

Leo nodded in agreement.

"What you don't like it?" Suki actually looked confused.

"Well…" A small smile crept along Leo's face. "Lets just say it isn't exactly the greatest thing to have slippery katanas when you're doing a kata."

Suki cracked a smile at the turtle in blue. "Alright, I'll ease up."

"Promise?" Donnie quietly asked, causing Suki to be surprised that he actually spoke to her.

She nodded, "Yeah. Promise."

"Deal." Leo stuck out his hand for her to shake.

Suki smiled and took the hand as the truce. Once letting go, she noticed Mikey walking up.

"Hey Suki, hang on before you take your shower," he didn't stop walking. "I gotta use the bathroom."

"Uh…Mikey…"

He went through the door and SPLASH! "Ugh! What is this stuff!"

The three guys and one girl doubled over with laughter. "Oatmeal!" Raph answered between his bark like laughs.

"Ugh! This stuff is nasty! SUKI! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!"

"What!" Suki's laughter stopped as her eyes widened at Mikey. "It wasn't me!"

"Yeah right!" He started for her, chasing her around the lair and splashing oatmeal everywhere. The other three watched with laughter. At least they got one jokester.

THE END

A/N: This one is supposed to be shorter! It's just a fun little yahoo sort of thing!

Next time: Anything you can do, I can do better- What happens when a bet goes too far between Raph and Leo?