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"Ok here we are!" Jack said pulling into the motel parking lot. He looked over at his sleeping passenger. "Hey Carter, wake up." he said, shaking her.

"Sir?" Carter said sitting up.

"Carter," Jack said warningly, " We're here."

"Sorry… Jack" Carter said getting out of the truck.

"Hi! Welcome to Motel 6! You're in luck! We only have one room left!" The manager said cheerfully when he saw them walk in. They looked at each other dismayed "We...well... you-" Carter started but Jack cut her off,

"We'll take it!" He said turning to the manager.

"Great!" He said giving them a large smile.

After checking in the hotel, they were escorted to their room. "Home sweet home" Jack said opening the door. "At least it has two beds."

Carter nodded and looked around.

"We are going to miss the Simpson's!" He cried looking at his watch then turning on the TV. Carter sighed then smiled at him.

"I am going to take a shower Sir- er Jack." She said walking into the bathroom.

"Ok" Jack said not looking up from the TV. By the time Sam had gotten out of the shower, Jack had already ordered pizza and was happily eating it and watching the Simpson's "what is it with guys and pizza?" She asked herself. After some pizza and some friendly bantering about the Simpson's, they decided that it was time for bed.

"Night Carter," Jack mumbled falling asleep as he spoke.

"Night Jack." She whispered back.

The next morning...

Jack yawned I bet those bass are just going to jump out of the lake today he thought stretching. He heard someone stirred and looked over "Sam?" he asked incredulously oh yeah, I'm on a niece hunt with her, ohh I sure hope Hammond doesn't find out that we stayed in the same hotel room, oh my word, what if JACOB finds out? I'm toast! Oh man does she looks sexy-"

"Sir?"

drat

"Yes Carter?"

She yawned, "I dunno, you called me."

He shook his head, "No, I didn't."

She nodded. "yes you did."

"I did?" How eloquent

She looked puzzled, "Maybe it was my imagination."

He nodded.

She yawned again, "what time is it?"

He looked over at the clock, "7:22."

Carter got out of bed so fast it made his head swim, "I'll be ready to leave in 30 minutes Sir."

Jack glared at her. "Carter..."

She blushed. "Sorry Jack."

He smiled. "Atta girl Sam."

"Carls Jr?"

"Krispy Donuts"

"No"

"Why?"

"DONUTS?"

"Yeah, Teal'c and I grab a box every Saturday."

"Sir, that is utterly disgusting."

"You don't like donuts?"

"Once, twice a month, not every week!"

"Sam, you need a life."

Sam paused, "so its donuts?"

He shook his head, "Burger King."

She shook her head in mock displeasure but obediently turned into Burger King's drive-thru

2:41 P.M

Carter clenched the wheel, "about 14 more hours to San Diego." she said in a tight voice.

Jack sighed, "We've been in here forever," he whined.

Carter fought the urge to roll her eyes, and lost "JACK" she began pointedly "We've only been driving for six hours! We still have to drive four more hours before we can stop for the night".

Jack groaned, "Should've brought my game boy." he muttered.

Sam bit her lip to keep from laughing, "well sir, if it'll make you feel better, you can play with Matt's, he left it at my house last time they visited."

His eyes lit up, "Where?" he asked eagerly.

She pointed to the glove compartment.

Four hours later...

"HA HA I GOT HIM"

Jack could barely keep his eyes on the road. His 2IC was blasting cartoon characters and having a blast (if you'll pardon the pun) "Carter" he began,

She didn't take her eyes off the screen. "what?" she snapped, "TAKE THAT BUD!" she cried blasting him to pieces.

"We're here"

She still didn't look up, "I'm hungry." she said cautiously peeking around the corner then ducking before the blast hit her. (On the game boy of course)

Jack stifled a laugh, "I meant we are HERE."

She looked up, "Black Angus?" she asked puzzled.

He shrugged, "thought you were 'hungry'"

She shut off the game boy reluctantly, "I am."

He got out and opened her door. She gave him her 100-watt smile and got out.

They enjoyed a nice dinner and went to find a decent hotel.

An hour later…

"Carter."

"Jack."

The two glared at each other.

"I PAID for the room so if I want to sleep on the floor, I get too!" Carter argued.

Jack shook his head, "Sam, just sleep on the damn bed." he said with mock anger.

She opened her mouth to protest then gave up, "why of course Jack" she said sweetly.

He blinked, "uhh Carter, what's the catch?" he called after her.

She turned and smiled; "whoever has the bed, gets the remote" she called back and then dashed to the bed.

Jack stood there then ran and tackled her. "There is NO WAY we are watching the science channel." he said, trying to get the remote away from her. She kicked him

"You said-" she began then suddenly stopped. Jack was giving her a peculiar look "Jack?" she asked sitting up.

He let go of her, "I'm going to take a shower," he mumbled, grabbing his bag then headed toward the bathroom.

Carter looked puzzled then shrugged. Turning on the TV, she surfed the movie channel looking for something good to watch.

Jack shut the door and sank onto the edge of the tub that was a close call Jack, he thought to himself, you were just about to- "I KNOW" he yelled.

He heard the TV turn off and footsteps approach, "are you alright Jack?" a voice called.

He swallowed hard, "I'm fine, just talkin' to myself."

He heard her slowly walk away and the TV turn back on. He gave a soft groan and turned on the water.

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