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SNOW WHITE AND THE SEVEN DWARFSCAST:
Snow White: Cagalli Yula Athha
Prince: Athrun Zala
Evil Queen: Mia Campbell
Magic Mirror: Raww Le Klueze
Seven Dwarfs: Kira Yamato, Lacus Clyne, Nicol Amarfi, Yzak Joule,Dearka Elthman, Ssigh Argyle, Miriallia Haww
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Once upon a time, there lived a beautiful queen named Mia Campbell, she lives in her very big castle. One day, she decided to ask her magical mirror something that bothered her heart.
"Mirror, mirror on the wall..." said Mia.
The mirror stayed silent.
"Mirror, mirror on the wall, can you hear me?" asked Mia.
The mirror still stayed silent.
"Mirror, mirror on the wall, answer me!" she demanded.
But the mirror is STILL stubbornly quiet.
"ANSWER ME DAMMIT!" she screamed.
The mirror, named Raww Le Kluze stirred and yawned.
"Excuse me my fair lady, I'm not a mirror, can't you see that?" He sneered.
"Oh, so what are you? A piece of shit?" mocked Mia.
Klueze stared at the girl with an angry expression.
"No, I'm NOT! I'm a plasma TV!"
Mia stared at Klueze. Thinking that maybe he's insane or something. Plasma TV in this era? Wow.
"Okay whatever! I just want to ask something..."
"Oh, and what is that thing?" asked Klueze.
"Well, it's so complicated..." said Mia.
"I believe I can help..." said Klueze again.
"It's so complicated! I can't sleep because of it!"
"Yes, but maybe I can help..." veins started popping in Klueze's head.
"You know it's so difficult, complicated, hard and a very..."
"WILL YOU SHUT THE HELL UP AND JUST SAY YOUR PROBLEM DAMMIT!" Klueze screamed on top of his lungs.
"Uh... okay" Mia nodded.
"You know... uh...uh" she started.
"Spill it up..."
"Do you know the prize of cosmetics these days?" asked Mia with a confused expression.
"..." said Klueze, sweatdropping.
" Well?" asked Mia.
"Hey! I'm not a cosmetics salesman! I'm a magical plasma TV! Besides, you should ask me who's the fairest one of all! Not the prize of those damn cosmetics!" Klueze is in his limit. He could get insane anytime now.
"Uh, okay... so, I must ask who's the fairest one of all?" said Mia stupidly.
" YES!" Klueze nodded.
"Okay, so... Mirror, mirro..."
"I'm a PLASMA TV! PLASMA TV!" Klueze cut off.
"Whatever you freak... So, Who's the fairest one of all?" Mia started to think about throwing away this insane mirror.
"For me, the fairest are Ayumi Hamasaki, BoA, Celine Dion, Britney Spears..." Klueze started to mention all of his favorite artists until Mia pointed a gun at him.
"Uuuh, okay, okay... There's a girl I saw... A girl with eyes like the Cadbury chocolate, Her hair is blonde, just like the straws. Lips pink as Ton Ton (You know that pig in Naruto?). And her skin white as the snow, her name is CAGALLI YULA ATHHA! Now don't shoot me, please?" asked Klueze with his best I'm-a-cute-little-puppy-please-don't-hurt-me looks.
"Cagalli..." Mia hissed.
Meanwhile, the said person is training in the castle yard. Body building of course. She threw her bracket wheel at her target. But it missed. She threw again, and missed again, she threw again, again, and again, and she missed again, again, and again.
Outside the castle, a prince, named Athrun Zala, was LOST. He wanted to ask for direction but this place sure is quiet... Suddenly, he heard something whirling behind him. He turned his head to see what is it.
Bad decision.
BAM!
A bracket wheel landed on his face with power that can destroy your house into pieces. He fell on his back and growled.
"Damn! What is this piece of shit?" He growled.
Somewhere, Raww Le Klueze sneezed.
Back to the point, anyway. The prince wanted to find who is this person with an awful accuracy. He searched everywhere, then he found it, a girl with blonde hair and rather cute face.
"Hey you!" He pointed at the girl.
"Huh? Who are you?" asked the girl.
"I'm your bracket wheel's victim, moron!" He said sarcastically.
But the girl, she didn't apologize, instead, she beamed happily.
"At last! I made it! I hit a target! Yattaaa!" She cried with joy. Balloons falling in backgrounds.
Long silence.
Athrun sweatdropped.
" Shouldn't you apologize to me?" said Athrun, rubbing his sore face.
"Well, you're the one who stood in my bracket wheel's way... but, sorry anyway..." she grinned.
Athrun felt sorry for the girl. She must be a patient in some mental institution.
"I'm Cagalli Yula Athha! And you?" she asked, offering her hand at Athrun.
"Athrun, Athrun Zala..." He shook her hand.
"Nice to meet you! But I must go now!" She turned away and started to run, but before she disappeared from Athrun's view, she turned back, waved her hand and shouted.
"I HOPE WE COULD MEET AGAIN! AND WHEN THAT DAY COME, I HOPE YOU'LL BE MY TARGET AGAIN!" she shouted happily before run off.
Athrun fell over anime-style.
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The jealous Mia Campbell called a hunter to kill Cagalli, his name was Mwu La Fllaga.
"Err, so you wanted me to kill this girl, my queen?" Mwu bowed to Mia.
"Yes!" Mia nodded.
"How?" asked Mwu.
"Anything is fine! Stab her! Strangle her! Give poison to her food! Drown her to the fish pond! Anything!" Mia told the hunter.
"How 'bout take her to some place, tell her to pick the flowers, then, without being noticed, I'll kill her!" suggested Mwu.
"Sounds good, where did you get that idea?" asked Mia. Curious.
"I've read this book!" announced Mwu. Showing Mia a 'Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs' book.
"Whatever..."
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And so the hunter bought the curious Cagalli to the forest. After they reached a beautiful meadow with a lot of flowers. Mwu stopped.
"Here we are!" He said happily.
"What will we do here?" asked Cagalli.
"Um, picking flowers?" suggested Mwu.
"Nooo! That's boring!" Cagalli shook her head.
"How 'bout chasing some rabbits?" asked Mwu.
"I'm not a three years old!"
"How 'bout planted some flowers?"
"No! And don't suggest boring ideas! Or I'll go home!" Cagalli pouted and turned away.
"No, no! Wait! Wait! How 'bout playing this game called 'Destroy-The-Forest-With-A-Mobile-Suit-And-Lets-See-How-Much-You-Can-Kill'?" suggested Mwu.
"I LOVE it! Let's Play!" exclaimed Cagalli.
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Mwu stared at the chaos in front of him. Cagalli sure is a genius when it comes to creating a havoc. The meadow was totally burnt down. He even doubted that this was a MEADOW before.
'Thank God! I'm still alive!' Mwu prayed silently.
And then, he noticed something, Cagalli is GONE!
"Oh no!"
He searched everywhere for Cagalli, under the pebbles, under the grass, inside the pond, and even inside his pocket! But he can't find her. Now Mia is going to kill him for sure! He fell to his knees and shouted on top of his lungs.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!---- Wait a second! If I told her that I've killed Cagalli... there should be no problem, right?" Mwu nodded to himself and mused about how genius he was. He walked back to the castle, hoping for the best.
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Cagalli growled. She's LOST! LOST in this creepy forest! LOST in this forest ALONE! Is there anything worse than this?
Cagalli walked alone, keep growling. And then, she saw it... a small, small but neat house. Curious, she walked closer and knocks the door.
"Hello? Someone's home?" she asked.
She tried to ring the bell. She even tried the interphone, but there's no answer.
It looks like no one is home yet...
She tried to turn the handle. LOCKED! But, she's not Cagalli Yula Athha if she can't handle this little thing. She took her bazooka out of nowhere and shot that damn door. OPENED! She peered in... There are seven little chairs, seven little sandals, seven little hats, and another things. She entered the house.
Looks like there's seven little children lives here... neat little children...
And then she noticed something. She is hungry, very hungry. Maybe because she didn't have lunch yet.
Oh, well... these children wouldn't mind if I take some of their foods, right? thought Cagalli.
She started searching for foods in the kitchen, prying the cupboard. Nope, there's no food. She searched in the drawers, throwing the clothes that stood in her way. There's still no food. She even searched in the bathroom! But still, there's no food!
Come to think of it... I'm sleepy...
She climbed upstairs, where she found the bedroom. Soon after she threw herself in the soft beds, she fell asleep.
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Hours later, the owners of the house arrived, they're the seven little dwarfs. They marched while singing their song.
"HAI HO HAI HO LALALALALALALA!" they sang, due the fact that they forgot the lyrics.
"AAAAAAAA!" suddenly, Dopey, or Nicol screamed.
"What's wrong?" everyone stopped and asked.
"Lo... look at... that..."
Everyone turn their heads with fear to the direction Nicol pointed...
And then... they saw something...it's a... it's a...
TBC
Author's note: So how was it? Please Review. Trus buat yang bisa Bahasa Indonesia, kami minta maaf kalo ni cerita jayuz bin garing, makanya, kami akan sangat menghargai kalo ada yang mau nyumbang ide... He he he;