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SNOW WHITE AND THE SEVEN DWARFS CHAPTER 2
"AAAAAAAA!" suddenly, Dopey, or Nicol screamed.
"What's wrong?" everyone stopped and asked.
"Lo... look at... that..."
Everyone turn their heads with fear to the direction Nicol pointed...
And then... they saw something...it's a... it's a...
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"A cute little rabbit!" Nicol pointed to the rabbit, jumping up and down happily. "I love cute things!"
Grumpy, or Yzak, bonked Nicol in the head.
"GODDAMIT! DON'T SCARED US LIKE THAT!" he shouted.
"Don't hit him like that, Yzak... that's bad!" said Sneezy, or Kira.
"SHUT UP YOU CRYBABY!" Yzak pointed his finger at Kira.
"Don't mad at me... I'm just... I'm just..." Kira's eyes were watery, then he started to cry and ran to Bashful, or Lacus.
"UWAAAAA! LACUUSSS! YZAK SAID... YZAK SAID THAT I'M---I'M!" Kira cried and Lacus patted his head, assuring him that it's okay.
"Um, guys? Look at that!" said Doc, or Ssigh.
"What now? A bunny again? Or a squirrel?" said Yzak sarcastically.
"No, it's just our house..." started Ssigh.
"Of course I knew that's our house! You think I'm a fool?" Yzak cut off.
"No, not that! I mean our house..." explained Ssigh, but he was cut off by Yzak again.
"Yes! I KNEW it was our house!"
"But, our house..." Ssigh pointed.
"Yeah, and a moment later you'll say that that's Harry Potter's house!" said Yzak.
"Will you listen to me? Our house..." said the poor Ssigh. But Yzak cut off AGAIN.
"Yes! I AM listening! But you said something that already known by ALL of us! That's OUR house for SURE! And if that..."
"SHUT UP YOU MORON! AND IF YOU DARE TO SAY A WORD AGAIN I'LL TELL EVERYONE THAT YOU HAVE A BUNCH OF BARBIE DOLLS!" Ssigh shouted on top of his lungs.
"Barbie dolls? Yzak have Barbie dolls?" Everyone asked in unison. And then they burst out laughing.
"Great work, genius..." mumbled Yzak.
"Our door!" suddenly, Sleepy, or Miriallia shouted.
"Uwaaa! Our door was destroyed by someone!" Dearka pointed at the shards of their doors.
"Maybe there's a thief in there!" Kira squeaked.
"Why don't you tell me earlier, idiot!" said Yzak to Ssigh.
"Well, I'm trying but you wouldn't listen!" Ssigh glared at Yzak. Yzak glared back.
"Oh, yeah? I'm sure that you..."
"SSSHH!" Lacus cut off.
"Please be quiet, or else maybe the thief will found us! Let's get in slowly and checked the house." she whispered.
Everyone nodded.
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They peered inside their house.
"Uwaaa! It's chaos! It's ruined! It's destroyed! there IS a thief in our house!" Dearka started running around.
Kira gulped.
"Uuuuuh... guys? I remember that I forgot something in the mine back there so... SEE YA!" Kira turned his body and ran away but he was stopped by Yzak.
"Oooh look! There's a cannibal outside the house!" Yzak lied.
Kira ran back to the house.
"On second thought... I don't left anything..." said Kira, grinned nervously.
Later, they found a girl sleeping in their beds.
"Who is this girl?" whispered Ssigh.
"But she looks like a boy to me!" whispered Dearka.
"Maybe a cross-dresser?" suggested Nicol.
"Eww... but, no! She doesn't look like that to me!" added Miriallia.
"Should we wake her up?" asked Lacus.
"But, what should we do if she's a bad girl or she wanted to kill us?" whispered Yzak.
And while our six loveable dwarfs were discussing about waking the girl or not, our dear curious Kira or Sneezy examined the girl closer. But, he IS Sneezy. So, he sneezed.
"AAAAACHHHHHHOOOO!" he sneezed, very loud.
And the girl jerked awake.
"Ack! That fool!" Dearka pulled his hair.
"Oh, now if she really is a terrorist, we're dead!" added Ssigh.
"Everyone, please calm down!" said Miriallia, while trying to stop Yzak from strangle Kira and throw him out of the window.
"Eeek! Your snot is on my clothes!" She shrieked.
"Uh, sorry..." said Kira before he sneezed again. That makes Cagalli's clothes full of his snot.
"That's it! You're gonna die!" Cagalli hissed.
Cagalli strangled the poor Kira and threw him out of the window. Yzak clapped his hands, shouting 'I like this girl!'
"Who're you guys?" asked Cagalli while trying to clean Kira's snot.
"We're the seven dwarfs, I'm Lacus... That's Miriallia, Yzak, Nicol, Ssigh, and Dearka, and the one you threw earlier is Kira." introduced Lacus.
"I'm Cagalli Yula Athha..." said Cagalli.
"And what make you stop inside our house?" asked Lacus.
"Well, I'm lost in the forest, and I found this house, so I..."
"Destroyed the door?" asked Dearka. Miriallia elbowed him.
"Uh, sorry 'bout that... But please, can I stay here until I find my way back?" Cagalli pleaded.
"But, we..." said Nicol. But he was cut off by Yzak.
"No problem! Welcome to our house!" exclaimed Yzak.
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Meanwhile in the castle, Mia laughed happily when Mwu told her he killed Cagalli. But her laughed was stopped by her magical mirro... um, plasma TV.
"Hey, what's your problem?" asked Mia.
"Well, I found out that Cagalli is still alive, and safe..." started Klueze.
"WHAT? But, but Mwu said he killed her! How come..." She said in disbelief.
"He lied, because my spying device, the P1NK H4R0 has told me that she's alive, and now she lives with the seven dwarfs in the forest." Klueze ended his speech.
"Shit! I knew I shouldn't trust that man! And I paid him already! Oh my dear money..." Mia cried.
She thought for a while and then she discovered a new plan.
I know... I'll disguise as an old woman who sells apples, poisoned apples! And then if she eats the apple, she'll die for sure! What a brilliant plan! I'm a genius! HA HA HA HA HA! Thought Mia.
She smiled, snickered, and smirked evilly then started her plan while Klueze thought she was insane.
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Tomorrow morning...
"Bye Cagalli! We have to go to work now!" Kira (already came back from who-knows-where) waved his hand cheerfully before he sneezed.
"Don't forget to lock the door!" Lacus warned.
"Don't let anyone comes in and steal my Barbie!" added Yzak. Everyone sweatdropped.
"Be careful, now!" Miriallia waved her hand.
"If you need something, just call us! We have handphones you know..." Nicol added and told Cagalli his number.
"And if you meet with someone suspicious, just shoot that bastard with our bazooka! Or you can throw our grenade over there..." Dearka suggested. Everyone stared at Dearka.
"Thank you, minna!" said Cagalli happily.
What a weird but nice little guys... thought Cagalli, watching the dwarfs until they disappeared from her view.
And now... what should I do? Ah... taking a nap is good enough... thought Cagalli. Because she's sleepy now.
She went upstairs and laid herself on the bed. Just when she's about to closed her eyes, she heard footsteps.
Weird... is that the dwarfs? Or... thought Cagalli before she peered out through the window.
She saw a SUSPICIOUS person stood in front of the door. Wearing a SUSPICIOUS black cloak, carrying a basket of SUSPICIOUS apples and singing a SUSPICIOUS song. Cagalli thought that this is the suspicious person Dearka talking about. She ran downstairs, took the grenade and threw it to the SUSPICIOUS person.
BAM!
Yosh!
Cagalli was about to throw another grenade, but the person waved a white flag at her. Cagalli won! Yay!
"What do you want?" said Cagalli, approaching the suspicious person.
"I'm not a suspicious person, I'm just an old granny who sells magical apple..." said the granny.
You've got it! It's Mia Campbell undercover!
"Oh? Sorry, but my stupid friend told me to throw this grenade if anyone suspicious came..." Cagalli apologized to the granny...or Mia. Then she took Mia inside the house.
"It's fine... By the way, young lady... do you want to taste this amazing apple? It makes your dream come true..." said Mia. Yes! Eat it and you'll die!
"It sure looks delicious, but I don't have any money..." Cagalli showed her empty wallet.
"No, no need to pay now... credit is fine..." said Mia.
"Thanks! But I don't like apple and I left my credit card at the castle," Cagalli shook her head.
What? She doesn't like apples? How come! No! I won't let my plan fail! thought Mia.
"Um, how about banana?" asked Mia.
"No, thanks!" replied Cagalli.
"Chocolate?"
"Nope." Cagalli shook her head.
"Watermelon?"
"No."
"Noodles?"
"No..."
"How about steak?"
"Wow! Yes!" Cagalli's eyes gleamed.
The poor Cagalli did not know that the steak was poisoned. She ate a bite. And a bite... and bite... and she keep eating,
Huh... weird... she supposed to be dead! thought Mia.
And then, Mia froze, she forgot to put the poisoned! She searched in her pocket and found the pink liquid. Mia wanted to commit suicide right here, right now. How could she be so stupid?
"Aaah, thanks for the meal!" Cagalli smiled and prepared to leave.
"Wait! You forgot the desert!" Mia offered the bottle with pink liquid inside. She hoped Cagalli is a fool and drank the liquid.
"What's this?" asked Cagalli.
"Uuuummm, umh, this is pois... strawberry syrup! Yeah, strawberry syrup!" said Mia.
The lucky star sure is on Mia's side. Cagalli accepted it and drank the liquid.
"Huh? I felt weird..." mumbled Cagalli.
She fainted to the floor.
What a moron... thought Mia.
Whatever, at least she's dead! She's dead! thought Mia and she started skipping back to the castle.
But Mia is too happy she didn't notice a VERY VERY high cliff. She sang, sang, and... tripped. Okay she's dead! Well, now that she's dead let's focused back to the poor Cagalli.
Actually, the liquid Cagalli drank is a REAL strawberry syrup, because the REAL poison... well, let's assumed that Mia bought the strawberry syrup, not the poison because both of the liquids have same color. Then why did she faint? Well, that's because she was sleepy! Remember this sentence '... because she's sleepy.'
And let's assumed that she ate too many steaks that makes her ill.
And how did it turn out that way? That's the Author's power! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! Anyway... back to the story.
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"AAAAAAA!" shouted Nicol.
"What? Another bunny?" asked Yzak.
"No! Cagalli! Cagalli!" Kira cried.
They just came back from their job and they found the unconscious Cagalli on the floor.
"She's not dead... isn't she?" asked Miriallia.
"Well, I don't know... but according to the script, yes..." replied Ssigh, reading the script.
"Then we must make a funeral!" suggested Dearka.
Everyone nodded. They put Cagalli's body on a glass coffin, decorated it with flowers. And they put Cagalli's body inside the glass coffin in the garden.
"Now, let's cry..." suggested Lacus.
Everyone nodded and they started to cry.
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The next day...
"Gosh, I think I'm LOST again!" muttered Athrun.
He heard that there's a great sea food restaurant around here and since he loved sea food so much he wanted to try some. But again, with his awful sense of direction. And thanks to year 230 B.C map he bought with him, he LOST again.
And then he noticed something. A small but neat house in the middle of the forest.
Ah! Maybe that's the restaurant! he thought happily before run to the house.
He knocked the door (the dwarfs already bought a new door). There's no answer. Then he noticed something not too far away from him. A glass coffin and seven dwarfs crying (Yep! STILL crying!). Curious... he approached them.
"Um, excuse me?" He asked politely.
"Yes, what's wrong?" replied one of the dwarfs, Miriallia, to be exact.
"Is this a sea food restaurant?" asked Athrun.
"No... this is a disco..." replied Dearka sarcastically.
"Oh, so this is a disco...but, where's the restaurant?" asked Athrun stupidly.
Everyone sweatdropped.
"Don't (sob) mind that (sob) fool... but since you're (sob) here, can you (sob sob) help us?" asked a sobbing Kira.
"It'll be my pleasure... what can I do for you guys? asked Athrun.
"Please, wake (sob) her (sob) up..." replied Kira.
"Huh? Who?" asked Athrun.
"Her...(sob sob sob)" pointed Kira.
And then Athrun noticed it, inside the glass coffin, there is...
"Wow, what a nice flower..." Athrun mused.
"No! (sob) not that flower!" said Kira.
"Oh, you mean this girl?" asked Athrun, pointed at Cagalli.
Kira nodded.
"But what a nice glass coffin you have here... where did you buy it?" asked Athrun, examined the glass coffin closer.
"Eeeh? You think it's nice? Thanks! I made it myself!" said Dearka proudly.
And then they continued to talk about the glass coffin, not the girl inside it.
"Excuse me! I thought you came to wake Cagalli up!" said Yzak.
"Awww, Yzak! You ruined my conversation with Athrun!" Dearka pouted.
Lacus smacked Dearka with a random baseball bat. Dearka fainted.
"Please wake her up, sir!" Lacus pleaded. Still holding the random baseball bat.
"Uh, but how?" asked Athrun.
"How about ringing an alarm clock near her ear?" suggested Nicol.
"How about pouring a bucket of cold water in her face?" suggested Yzak.
"That's barbaric! How about something much romantic... like kiss her after you read a poem?" asked Lacus.
"No! She'll never awake with a kiss! I've never heard something like that! Except in a stupid fairy tale called 'Snow White and The Seven Dwarfs'!" said Yzak.
"Hmmm, but maybe if you eat a garlic first before you kiss her, she'll wake up..." suggested Ssigh.
Everyone looked at Ssigh with disbelief.
"Yeah, but in the script you must kiss her!" said Nicol.
"But I lost my script..." said Athrun. Slightly blushing, for losing his script and because he must kiss Cagalli.
"Don't worry, just follow my lead..." said Nicol. He coughed a few time for adjusting his voice and then he started.
"Oh, my beautiful princess..." said Nicol, reading his script.
"Oh, my beautiful princess..." Athrun repeated.
"I hope with this kiss of mine..." said Nicol again.
"I hope with this kiss of mine..." Athrun repeated again.
"Could bring you back to the world." Nicol finished.
"Could bring you back to the world." repeated Athrun.
"Now, kiss her!" said Nicol.
"Now, kiss her..." repeated Athrun.
"NO! DON'T REPEAT THAT PART IDIOT! I MEAN KISS HER!" shouted Nicol.
"Uh..." Athrun feel hesitated, he blushed.
"Go on..." said Nicol, encouraging Athrun.
"Uh..." Athrun blushed deeper.
"C'mon! Do we have to wait until the pigs can fly?" said Dearka (recovered already).
"Uh..." Athrun lowered his head.
Yzak can't take it anymore. He stomped forward and kick Athrun's ass. As the result, you know, Athrun fell forward and he caught Cagalli's lips with his own.
"Mmmfh!..." said Athrun.
"Sorry, the road is slippery..." said Yzak 'innocently'.
"Quick! Take a picture!" shouted Lacus.
Miriallia took out her digital camera and take a few pictures.
Cagalli stirred and open her eyes. The dwarfs shouted and started to jump up and down, screaming 'Yay!' or 'Phew! At last! Dinner Time!' and for Kira, he sneezed.
"You.. you're that target! Athrun!" Cagalli recognized his face.
"Uh... what should I say?" whispered Athrun to Nicol.
"Okay, umh... hold her hands and say 'thank goodness'" informed Nicol, after he read the script.
"Thank goodness..." said Athrun, holding Cagalli's hands.
Cagalli blushed.
"And then...?" asked Athrun again.
"Umh, just bring her to your palace and you'll live happily ever after!" exclaimed Nicol, throwing the script away.
And they did just like Nicol told them...
THE END
Wait for the next story: The Little Mermaid
And for the pairings in the next story will be: Athrun x Cagalli (Hell yeah! That's for sure!), and a littleKira x Lacus and Dearka x Miriallia.
Author's note: Phew! First phase finished! Sorry, we forget one of the dwarf's name... so we didn't mentioned it... If you knew, please tell us! (Boy, that's embarrassing... Malu-maluin ...) Please R&R! Pweeze! And see you soon!