LITTLE MERMAID

CAST:

Little Mermaid: Cagalli Yula Attha

Prince: Athrun Zala

Sailor: Yzak Joule

King of the sea: Uzumi Nala Attha

King: Patrick Zala

Bodyguard#1: Dearka Elthman

Bodyguard#2: Nicol Amarfi

Fish: Lacus Clyne

Seagull: Kira Yamato

Princess: Lunamaria Hawke

Sea wizard: Raww Le Klueze

Sea serpent#1: Shin Asuka

Sea serpent#2: Rey Za Burrel

Crab#1: Miriallia Haww

Crab#2: Tolle Koenig

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Once upon a time, there was a VERY big kingdom under the sea. The king, Uzumi Nala Athha and his daughter, princess Cagalli Yula Athha rules their kingdom wisely, the mermaid people live happily.

On the land, Prince Athrun has decided to sail with his bodyguards, Dearka and Nicol. They boarded a ship and started sailing. The weather is so nice today so it's very good to sail.

Prince Athrun was daydreaming in the dock. He dreamed about his lovely, cute, adorable and delicious...french fries! Yup, he loves french fries very much! Because they're so delicious, great etc.

Suddenly, the sky darkened and the thunder stroked. And the sea became wild. STORM! A sailor with the name Yzak Joule started screaming and running around.

"STORM! STORM! HEEELP! EVERYONE SAVE YOUR MONEY, YOUR TV, YOUR DOG, YOUR CLOTHES, YOUR BAG, YOUR TOY, YOUR SHOES, YOUR HOUSE, YOUR PAINTING, YOUR FOOD, YOUR SOCKS AND MY LIFE! Not yours..." he shouted.

The rest of the sailor went mad and bonked Yzak's head, threw him to the sea, cheered, and then started panicking.

While the STILL daydreaming Prince Athrun remained at the dock, STILL daydreaming (or stormdreaming?) about his french fries. Unaware about the raging storm.

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Under the sea, princess Cagalli felt really really bored. She sat on a coral. Her hands folded in her chest. Her friend, a fish named Lacus accompanied her.

"What should I do, Lacus? It's boring..." she sighed.

"Maybe you should sing... I always sing when I felt bored and singing makes me feel better..." Lacus suggested.

"Maybe you're right..." Cagalli's face brightened.

Tsk. Bad idea, Lacus... Cagalli opened her mouth and started singing a rock song, due the fact she don't know the lyrics, she just replaced the lyrics with 'Wow wow' or 'Yeah yeah'. But the worst part is Cagalli's awful voice.

"WoouuW yeeEEEaaHHH! hoooOOOOWW YEEEIII YaaYYY Tapp TAPP WOOOhhhhhoooOOO! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" she sang with an amazingly LOUD and UGLY voice.

All sea creatures within 50 kilometers radius including Lacus (and Yzak who floated by) fainted when they heard that piercing voice.

Back to the surface.

Prince Athrun's daydream was destroyed when suddenly he heard someone singing, or maybe some random volcano just erupted and will start a series of tsunami.

Athrun closed his ears with his hands. But that annoying voice didn't disappear, due the voice, Athrun lost his balance and fell to the sea.

SPLASH!

"What's that?" Cagalli finally stopped when she heard something heavy fell to the water.

Her face brightened.

"It must be my fan! My first fan! And that person fell to the water just to see me! How cute! I must meet with that person! I shall not make my fans disappointed!" said Cagalli happily.

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"Athrun-saamaaaa! Athrun-saamaaa!" shouted one of Athrun's bodyguards, Nicol.

"Where is that stupid prince?" asked the other, Dearka.

"I don't know... but it's storm now... he can't be too far, or maybe he fell!" said Nicol, panicking.

"Impossible..." muttered Dearka, suddenly, he saw Athrun in the sea, waving his hands frantically.

"Hey! That's Athrun-sama! OOOOOIIIII!" shouted Nicol.

The drowning Athrun sighed with relief. After he struggled with the waves, that two idiots FINNALY noticed him.

"Hiccoo! Fearkaa! Heeff...! (Nicool! Dearkaa! Heelp!)" said Athrun helplessly, if he spoke, water will enter his mouth and he can't speak normally.

"Ooh, look! He waved at us! He must be swimming!" said Dearka, waving back happily.

"Oh, yeah... well then... TELL US IF YOU FINISHED ATHRUN-SAMA! WE'LL SAVE OURSELFS NOW SO SEE YOU LATER!" Nicol waved and leaved with Dearka, searching something that can save them from the storm.

"Youfff Iffiioot! Wfat kif of sfufit fefsog sffiiing af fime fikk ghiis! coogg baf you ffooff! Heefff! (You idiots! What kind of stupid person swimming at time like this? Come back here you fool! Heeelp!)" shouted Athrun, but Nicol and Dearka didn't hear him.

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Cagalli searched for her 'fan' everywhere, at last she found Athrun, drowning.

Then Princess Cagalli came to help him, she brought him to the surface and shook his body, but, unfortunately, prince Athrun a half unconscious.

"Hey,hey, are you okay?" Asked Cagalli

"Ooooooh my lovely, cute, adorable ..." Athrun muttered, he hugged Cagalli.

Cagalli blushed.

"...french fries... " mumbled Athrun.

"WHAT! You damn, fucking bastard fan!" then she sunk Athrun until he's unconscious (nearly dead actually) but then she thought.

If I keep on sinking him, I'll become a murderer, then become a prisoner, also he is my first fan, maybe it's better to put him in the beach... thought Cagalli.

Then she swam to the shore and put him in the beach.

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One day later...

"Athrun-sama! Athrun-sama! Where are you?" shouted Nicol.

"Cih, that's stupid prince must be a crazy swimmer, he doesn't come back until the morning!" scolded Dearka.

"Are you sure that Athrun-sama was truly swim when that storm came?" asked Nicol.

"I don't know, I think it was," answered Dearka.

"But I think no one swim when storm came..." said Nicol.

"No..." Dearka eyes are watery then he started his sad story.

"My parents love to swim, when storm came they thought it was good and fun to swim, so they swam, but they didn't come back, and that's 10 years ago! Mommmmmm, Daaaaaaaaadddddd…………"and he started to cry.

"Oh, I'm sorry to hear that... I hope they will be back soon." said Nicol

"Oh thanks, Nicol, you're so kind..." said Dearka

While they started the sad drama, Athrun has regained his consciousness, he laid on 10 cm radius from Dearka and Nicol.

" Dearka, Nicol that's good..." he muttered.

"Hooooooi you two! Please help me go back to the castle!" he shouted.

No response.

"Hooooi you two!" he shouted.

No response again, they were too busy with their drama and crying stuff.

"HEY YOU DAMN FUCKING BASTARD BODYGUARDS! YOU'RE HERE TO HELP ME RIGHT? SO DO YOUR JOB! HELP MEE!" Athrun shouted at the top of his lungs.

"What did you say? You're the damn fucking, bastard, then…………" said Dearka, but he stopped when he saw Athrun lying down 10 cm from him.

"Uuh... I'm practicing for a play..." Dearka made an excuse.

"Ohhhhhh, Athrun-sama! It's good we find you there. Let's go back to the castle..." said Nicol, while Dearka just froze in his place.

"NO. I want to eat before coming back to the castle!" said Athrun.

"Okay..."

"Dearka, please catch some crabs for me to eat!" commanded Athrun.

"Yes Athrun-sama!" said Dearka.

Then Dearka started searching for crabs, after a while, he found two crabs named Miriallia Haww & Tolle Koenig, Dearka stared at them.

"How lovely those crabs are, I love them! Especially that one... " said Dearka as he looked at Miraiallia.

"Tolle, let's go back to the sea," said Miriallia.

"But I still want to play here..." Tolle pouted.

"But we have played for one day, why don't you want to come with me?" asked Miriallia.

"Oh please! I still want to see the sand, palm trees, mountain, moon, asteroid," said Tolle but Miriallia cut off.

"Okay, fine!" said Miriallia

But Tolle's decision was wrong, because Dearka caught him.

"I choose this one for my greedy master, the other one is too cute for my master," said Dearka while he caught Tolle.

"Miriallia run for your life!" shouted Tolle.

"NOOOO! Tolle!" shouted Miriallia, she cried but she kept on running to save herself ,"Tolle! I will run for my life! Bye bye!"

After Miriallia disappeared from their view, Tolle faced Dearka and started to laugh evilly.

"You can't eat me! For your information, I have cancer and AIDS! MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA………" said Tolle proudly.

"And you proud of it?" asked Dearka in disbelief.

"I don't know..." answered Tolle, then he dropped dead.

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The panic Dearka ran back to find Athrun and Nicol.

"Athrun-sama! Athrun-sama!" shouted Dearka while he ran to Athrun.

"What's wrong Dearka?" asked Athrun.

"The crab, the crab!" said Dearka.

"What's wrong with the crab?" asked Athrun.

"The crab, has dead because... because... " then he started to sob.

"Why did he die, Dearka-senpai?" asked Nicol as he looked at Tolle's body.

"Because of cancer!" answered Dearka, then he burst into tears.

"Why don't you bring him to the nearest hospital?" asked Athrun.

"Yes, why Dearka senpai?" asked Nicol.

"I didn't have enough time to bring him to the hospital..." regret Dearka.

Then they made a funeral for Tolle's body, after they finished with the funeral, they paid him a last respect, and then they went back to the castle.

Now let's go back under the sea.

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Under the sea, princess Cagalli & king Uzumi Nala Athha were arguing because something that really important for both of them... The dinner menu.

"I want french fries father!" shouted Cagalli to her father.

"No..no..no, I will never want to eat french fries!" said Uzumi.

"So what is the food for dinner today your highness?" asked Mwu (the chef).

"Steak with french fries!" shouted Cagalli.

"No…Curry!" shouted Uzumi.

"So, what should we make?" asked Murrue (the vice chef).

"Steak with french fries!" shouted Cagalli.

"Curry!" shouted Uzumi.

"NOOO! STEAK WITH FRENCH FRIES!" Cagalli still insisted.

"Cagalli! If you still want to eat steak with french fries, I will destroy all of your T-Shirts and changed it all into gowns!" shouted Uzumi.

Cagalli stared at his father in shock and disbelief, her voice shaking.

"Okay, fine! I'll eat on the land!" shouted Cagalli, then she started to swam out from the palace.

When she swam, she met with Shin Asuka, a sea serpent.

"Hey freaky princess! What do you do here?" asked Shin.

"Can you give me feet, T-Shirt and a pants?" pleaded Cagalli.

"No, I cant! but the wizard can..." hissed Shin, smirking.

"Okay, bring me to the wizard!" said Cagalli.

"Uhmmmmm………" said Shin.

"C'mon, hurry up!" said Cagalli.

"Can you lead the way? Actually I'm lost here... " said Shin.

Cagalli sweatdropped.

"Okay……..follow me you idiot!" said Cagalli angrily.

Then they went to the wizard's cave leaded by Cagalli.

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On the wizard cave, Raww Le Klueze and Rey Za Burrel were waiting for Shin to arrive.

Well, the truth is... Shin (and Cagalli) arrived already... due his mask... Klueze can't see them.

"Where is that idiot Shin, Rey?" asked Kluze.

"I'm here………" chirped Shin but Rey cut off.

"I don't know... I'm not his mother... " answered Rey.

"You MUST know! He's your partner!" said an annoyed Klueze.

"I'm here Raww-sama!" shouted Shin, waving his hand like mad.

"Shut up you Shin! I asked Rey!" said Klueze.

"Why?" asked Rey.

"But………" said Shin.

"Because you are his partner! " said Klueze.

"Raww Le Klueze-sama! Shin is here! " said Shin.

"But you are his master, you should knew more about him than me! " said Rey

"Raww Le Klueze-sama!" Shin still try to explain.

"Shut up, Shin! I want to know where you are so shut up!" said Klueze.

Shin and Cagalli sweatdropped.

"But I want you to knew more than me!"

Shin gave up.

"But that's not my job, it is not said in the contract letter!" said Rey.

"Argggh! okay, I will bring that in your contract letter!" said Klueze.

"But you must pay me more..." said Rey.

"Okay! I will pay you more!" said Raww, "Now, where is Shin?"

"He is right behind you!" said Rey gladly "...and remember you must pay me more!"

"Argh! Shin! Idiot! Why don't you tell me earlier?" said Klueze.

"But I……" said Shin but Klueze cut off again.

"But what Shin? Come on, explain to me!" said Klueze

"I have………" said Shin.

"You have what? Rey, please explain what does Shin want to tell me!" said Klueze.

Now, Shin is fighting the urge to punch his master's face and throw him to the moon or drown him to the toilet.

"But that's not my job..." said Rey, turned his face away.

"Now, it's your job!" said Klueze.

"But you must pay more for me!" said Rey, smirking.

"Why do I must pay you more for that such easy job?" asked Klueze.

"Because, you will break the rules about sea serpent's right if you don't pay me, and you will become a prisoner if you break that rule, so it's much more easy for you if you pay me more!" explained Rey.

"Okay, fine! I will pay you more for this job!" shouted Klueze.

"Okay I'll explain... he wants to explain that he was there before, but you always cut him off," said Rey happily.

"Raww-sama I brought Cagalli-sama here!" said Shin.

"Why did you bring her here?" asked Klueze.

"Because she……" said Shin but Cagalli cut off.

"Because I want a T-Shirt, a long pants and feet, now, give me what I want or I'll make you fly to outer space... " said Cagalli

"Okay but you must changed your hair color!" said Klueze as he sneered.

"And why is that? I thought you were going to asked my voice..." asked Cagalli.

"It's better to have your hair color than your voice..." said Klueze, he remembered about the incident yesterday when Cagalli sang and made his furniture destroyed.

"Okay, I'll changed it, but how?" said Cagalli.

"Just leave it to me, I'm the wizard who can make all impossible to be possible," said Klueze, and he made a 'believe-me-I'm-wonderful' pose.

"As long as I know that's not what you supposed to say... that's Mwu's line, " said Shin.

"Oh, shut up you fool! " said Klueze.

Then Klueze changed her hair color. Cagalli's hair color became brown. And then he gave her all things she wanted, except being a human, because he must say a few terms first.

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"Cagalli sama!" shouted Lacus from some random place, she searched Cagalli everywhere but she can't find the stubborn princess.

Dear... what if Cagalli-sama decided to came to the sea wizard, Raww Le Klueze? That's bad. She heard that place is awful and Klueze is not a good person. She must stay away from that place.

"Okay! I MUST stay away! There's no way I'm coming to the wizard's cave!" Lacus told herself.

Suddenly, a voice shocked her.

"What do you want here?" asked Klueze.

Lacus turned and realized that she stood in front of the wizard's cave. She gasped and sweatdropped.

"Um..."

Then Lacus saw Cagalli. Her eyes widened.

"C-Cagalli-sa..sama?... Wha... what are you do-doing? Your father... Uzumi-sama will... I can't believe this!" said a shocked Lacus.

"L..Lacus! This... this is... I just want to be a human... so, uhm..." said Cagalli, trying to find a right words to explain this, but Lacus cut off.

"That's great Cagalli-sama! Ooooh, I wonder if I can become a human too!" said Lacus with amusement.

Everyone sweatdropped.

"You can become a human if you want and I will give you bonus, A free DRESS! And for the rest of the service, I'll send you the bill. Mwahahahahaha!" said Klueze.

"Ohh, really?" asked the happy Lacus.

"But you must give me your voice!" said Klueze.

Lacus thought for a moment...

TBC

Author's note: Okay, that's it for this chapter, what is Lacus' decision? And what terms does Klueze give to Cagalli if she wants to be human forever? How about Dearka's story? Wait for the next chapter! Lunamaria will appear!