LITTLE MERMAID CHAPTER 2

"You can become a human if you want and I will give you bonus, A free DRESS! And for the rest of the service, I'll send you the bill. Mwahahahahaha!" said Klueze.

"Ohh, really?" asked the happy Lacus.

"But you must give me your voice!" said Klueze.

Lacus thought for a moment...

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"Okay I will give you my voice!" said Lacus.

Klueze smiled evilly, then he turned to Cagalli and told her about a few terms.

"But, princess Cagalli you must kiss prince Athrun and marry him for me..." said Klueze.

Cagalli felt hesitated but she nodded her head.

"Oh, and steal his underwear for me too!" said Klueze.

Cagalli sweatdropped.

"Excuse me, but is this guy some kind of... um, you know... addicted to underwear?" whispered Lacus to the sea serpents.

Shin and Rey nodded. "Yeah, especially the underwear with strawberry patterns..."

"Oh... what a weirdo..."

Shin and Rey nodded again.

Back to Cagalli.

"Yes, I'll do that... "Cagalli nodded.

" And if you fail...You must wear gowns for the rest of your life!" said Klueze, snickered evilly.

"Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttttttttt? That's... That's HORRIBLE! BARBARIC! AWFUL! SCARY!" shouted Cagalli.

"Yeah, I'm sorry about that, but that's the rule." said Klueze. "So... you accept it?" he asked.

"Okay I will do that," said Cagalli

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Then Cagalli and Lacus went to the land and they started searching for the prince.

While the said person was playing with his two bodyguards. They were playing see-saw, swing, sand-box etc in the nearest playground, while the other kids in there stared at these 'oversized kid' with a confused look.

"Athrun-sama..."Dearka started.

"Yes, what is it, Dearka?" Athrun replied.

"I...I...well, I..." said Dearka, blushing.

"What?" said Athrun.

"I'm falling in love..." said Dearka.

"Wow! Congratulations! With who?" asked Athrun and Nicol in unison.

"With the crab..." said Dearka, blushing furiously.

Athrun and Nicol's jaws dropped to the floor. They stayed silent.

Long silence.

Very looooong silence.

Another long silence.

The crickets chirped.

Dinner time!

"So? Don't just stand there! Give me suggestions!" asked Dearka.

"Uuhm..." Athrun finally made a sound, because Dearka made it sounds like falling in love with a crab is an ordinary thing.

"But the crab is dead..." said Nicol sadly.

"No...not that crab, the other crab..." said Dearka, still blushing.

"Congratulation Dearka, my friend! Have you..." said Athrun but he was cut off by Lunamaria Hawke.

"Athrun-sama! Athrun-sama!" shouted Lunamaria, searching for Athrun. Then she spotted Dearka and Nicol. She smiled and ran to Dearka.

"Dearka, have you seen Athrun-sama?" asked Lunamaria.

Athrun flinched. He kinda dislikes this princess, so he made a gesture for Dearka to tell Lunamaria a lie about him. Dearka understood the gesture.

"No, I haven't seen him from the morning... "Dearka shook his head.

Actually, Dearka forgot about a LITTLE fact that Athrun was standing BESIDE him.

"So, who is he?" said Lunamaria as she pointed her finger to Athrun.

"He is... uhm..." said Dearka.

"He is... uhm... he's an alien! Yeah, alien... right?" asked Nicol to Athrun, as if talking to an alien is a common thing.

Athrun slapped his forehead mentally. Why did he pick these two person who have IQ like cucumber as his bodyguards? But, it's more important to stay away from Luna now than to slap his bodyguards and drown them to the toilet.

"Yes I am, now I will go back to my planet!" said Athrun, then he leaved his bodyguards and Lunamaria.

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Unfortunately he got lost and arrived at the beach, and from the distance, he saw Cagalli and Lacus talking to a seagull (Kira). Athrun felt curious.

"Hey, you two!" Athrun called for them.

"Three..." said Kira, corrected Athrun's sentence.

Athrun glared at Kira.

"But you're just a bird! I don't need to acknowledge you!" shouted Athrun.

"But………but…..I……but….I……" said, Kira his eye were watery then he started to cry.

"HUWEEEEEE! LACUUUS!" said Kira as he flew himself to Lacus. Lacus hugged him and calmed him.

"What did you do to him?" said Cagalli as she pointed an accusing finger at Athrun.

"I just broke all his fingernails, cut his ears and made necklace from those ears, and made him a barbeque, OF COURSE I'M JUST TALKING TO HIM, CAN'T YOU SEE THAT? " said Athrun.

"Ooooooooh..." said Cagalli as she nodded her head. "By the way, who are you?" asked Cagalli.

"I'm the prince, Athrun Zala, and what do you do here so late in the night?" asked Athrun.

"That's not your business, oh, can you bring us to the castle?" asked Cagalli.

"Why do you want to go to the castle?" asked a curious Athrun.

"We have a mission," said Cagalli.

"Oh? What mission?" Athrun asked again.

"The mission to examined the nearly extinct amoebas who lives in the castle wall and fried them to save the human lives," said Cagalli. Make sense... isn't it?

"Uhhhhmmmmmmm..." said Athrun

"What again?" asked Cagalli, started to get annoyed.

"But I don't know the way, I get lost... can you lead the way?" asked Athrun.

"Yes, I can," said Cagalli to Athrun.

"Hey you two follow me!" she shouted to Lacus and Kira.

Then they went to the castle together, leaded by Cagalli.

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When they arrived at the castle it's already morning, Lunamaria greeted them all, well, she greeted Athrun, to be exact.

"Oh, Athrun-sama! I searched for you everywhere but I can't find you! I searched for you in the closet, under the map, on the glass, but I can't find you, thank goodness you're safe and sound! By the way, who are they?" asked Lunamaria as she pointed to Cagalli's group.

"We are...we are..." Cagalli tried to find a right sentence when Athrun cut off.

"They are the tourists from the moon... " said Athrun

"Yes, yes... " Cagalli nodded while Lacus and Kira smiled nervously.

"Oh, that's good, can you tell me how the moon looks like?" asked Lunamaria.

Because Cagalli didn't know anything about moon she made another make sense sentence.

"The moon is full of... rabbit! Yeah, rabbit! And they made mochi too(1)... It's beautiful!" said Cagalli while Kira and Lacus sweatdropped.

"Hoooooooooooh... " said Lunamaria and Athrun in a unison.

"Now you must be tired, May I to accompany you and your friends to your room?" asked Lunamaria.

"Of course... thank you... " said Cagalli.

"What room do you want, Super deluxe, Lux, or the regular one? " asked Lunamaria.

"I want the Super deluxe one," said Cagalli.

"For how many people?" asked Lunamaria.

"For three people," said Cagalli.

"How many days do you want to stay?" asked Lunamaria.

"For three days and two nights," said Cagalli

"Okay, roooom boooooy " shouted Lunamaria.

Then Ssigh Argyle came.

"Yes, what do you want my lady?" asked Ssigh.

"Please accompany them to the room number 1029475563829103846582904757," said Lunamaria as she gave Ssigh the key.

"This way please," he said to Cagall, Lacus and Kira.

Then they arrived at their room after a three hour walking, running, and climbing the stairs.

"Oooooh I'm very tired..." said Cagalli, sighing.

"I will call you for dinner," said Ssigh.

"Okay! Thanks!" said Kira.

Then the night came, Cagalli, Lacus and Kira were having dinner with the royal family.

"Uhmmmm…..your highness?" said Lunamaria to the king, Patrick Zala.

"Yes, princess?" said Patrick Zala.

"When is my wedding with Athrun?" asked Lunamaria.

"As fast as you want, " said Patrick Zala, smiling.

"No, father !" Athrun cut off as he slammed his fist to the table.

"Why? " asked a confused Patrick Zala.

"I want my wife have a beautiful face, just like french fries!" said Athrun.

Everyone sweatdropped.

"Why do you want your wife have a face like french fries? You sure have a weird taste, son..." said Patrick Zala.

"Because I love french fries so much!" said Athrun.

Long silence (AGAIN).

"Okay, but you must find her tomorrow, or else you must marry Lunamaria... " said Patrick Zala, unsure about his son's future.

"Uhmmmmmm... prince Athrun?" Cagalli called.

"Yes?" asked Athrun.

"May I steal your underwear?" said Cagalli.

"Yes, of course," said Athrun as he nodded his head.

"Okay, so can you bring us to your room?" asked Cagalli.

"Yes, I will bring you to my room, please follow me!" said Athrun.

Cagalli, Lacus, and Kira followed him.

After walking for a good half an hour, they reached Athrun's room, after Cagalli stole his underwear (with the strawberry pattern, just like Klueze's request), she wanted to talk to Athrun, but Athrun was sleeping. She approached him then she sat on Athrun's bed, she was very confused.

"Kiss him or not kiss him or not kiss him or not…" mumbled Cagalli.

"Just kiss him and then leave this place!" said Kira.

"But I don't want to kiss him!" said Cagalli.

"Kiss him!"

"No!"

Lacus can't stand it anymore, she pushed Cagalli, but because she pushed too hard Cagalli fell forward and Cagalli's lips clasped with Athrun's and that kiss has made he woke up. After they parted, both of them were blushing.

Then everyone noticed something, Cagalli's hair color has turned back into yellow, boy, Klueze sure is bad in dyeing someone's hair. And Lacus have her voice back. What a weak spell.

Athrun stared at her, blushing.

"Um... Good night?" Cagalli started.

Suddenly Athrun shouted.

"MY FRENCH FRIES PRINCESS!" shouted Athrun until all creatures at the 10 kilometres radius heard his voice.

Patrick Zala who heard that came into Athrun's room, then he saw Cagalli, Lacus and Kira.

"THIEVES!" shouted Patrick as he saw Cagalli held Athrun's underwear. Guards came into the room.

"Okay, what should we do?" asked Kira.

"Sat down and have a tea party... OF COURSE WE'RE GOING TO RUN YOU MORON!" shouted Cagalli.

"Oh, I see..."

They ran for their live. And they headed for the beach.

But Athrun, his father, Lunamaria, Nicol and Dearka arrived in the beach at the same time.

"STOP! YOU UNDERWEAR THIEVES!" shouted Patrick.

"CAGALLI!" Uzumi suddenly appeared from the sea.

"Father!" Cagalli shouted back.

"French fries princess..." said Athrun, but cut off by Cagalli.

"First, I'm not french fries princess, second..." but she was cut off by Uzumi.

"CAGALLI, YOU CAN'T MARRY HIM!" shouted Uzumi.

"Who said that I want to marry him?" asked Cagalli to his father.

"This book!" said Uzumi while he pointed at a 'Little Mermaid' book.

"Why, Uzumi-sama?" asked Lacus and Kira in unison.

"He is..." Uzumi pointed to Patrick and started his story

Flashback

12 years ago

"Hey Uzumi " said Patrick

"Hey do you want to have dinner with me Patrick?" asked Uzumi.

"Of course, It will be my pleasure... " answered Patrick.

" What do you want to eat?" asked Uzumi.

"I want steak and french fries," said Patrick.

Then the night came, they ate together. But suddenly the disaster came, Uzumi's curry and Patrick's steak and french fries were gone.

"Uzumi it's not funny, give me my steak and french fries back!" shouted Patrick.

"But I'm not the thief, on the other hand please give me my curry back!" shouted Uzumi

" So you accuse me? " shouted Patrick.

"You accused me first!" said Uzumi.

Then Patrick went mad.

"Okay! I will call the wizard to curse your son into a bird!" cursed Patrick

"Just do it if you can!" shouted Uzumi.

Unluckily Patrick Zala did what he said, he made Uzumi's son, Cagalli's brother into a bird, seagull, to be exact.

End of Flashback

"That's the story why you can't marry him Cagalli, he's Patrick's son! " shouted Uzumi while he pointed at Athrun.

Everybody sweatdropped.

"Where is my brother now, father?" asked Cagalli.

"There," said Uzumi as he pointed at Kira.

Both of them stare at each other, they burst into tears and they hugged each other in a slow motion with the 'Fields of Hope' song for the background music.

"BROTHEER!" said Cagalli while she cried

"SISTEER!" said Kira while he cried too

"MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!" suddenly Klueze, Rey, and Shin appeared.

Everyone stared at them. Klueze smirked.

"Actually the one who stole Uzumi's curry and Patrick's steak and french fries is ME!" he said proudly.

"How dare you!" hissed Uzumi while he pointed Klueze with his fork.

"NOOOOOOOOOOO!" shouted Klueze and Rey.

"Don't kill me!" shouted Klueze.

Rey stepped forward, protecting Klueze.

"Step aside boy!" Uzumi threatened.

"No!" Rey shook his head stubbornly.

"Rey... even tough you always asked for money, you still protect me! Thank you Rey!" Klueze nearly burst into tears.

"Why do you protect him?" shouted Shin.

"Because he doesn't want me to die! Isn't that right, Rey?" asked Klueze.

"Yes don't kill him!" said Rey

Klueze smiled proudly.

"Because he didn't pay my salary yet! He couldn't die! If he paid my salary, then I'll step aside!" said Rey.

Klueze fell over anime-style while Shin smirked.

"Here... I'll give you two million if you step aside..." offered Uzumi.

Rey immediately step aside. Leaving Klueze alone.

"REY YOU IDIOTIC BASTARD!" screamed Klueze.

"Hey you two..." said Shin.

"What?" asked Klueze and Rey.

"Look at that thing he's holding..." said Shin, pointed to Uzumi.

And then everyone just noticed, that's a FORK and not a TRIDENT.

"MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You should point your trident, not your fork you idiot!" Kluezed laughed evilly.

"Ohhhh, the crab!" said Dearka as Miriallia appeared.

"Dearka-senpai... this is not a right time to said that kind of thing..." Nicol informed.

Now Uzumi held his trident and not his fork.

"Now, take this!" said Uzumi as he cast a spell at Klueze.

He changed Klueze into a plate " Now you will be my kitchen furniture! Mwahahahahahahahaha!" said Uzumi, mimicked Klueze.

Because Klueze who helped Patrick to cursed Kira has dead, Kira became a mermaid again and Cagalli became a mermaid too.

"So Cagalli, do you want marry with him? It's okay now... " said Uzumi

"I don't know..." said Cagalli, blushing.

"But on the script you must say yes, " said Kira.

"Okay, yes..." said Cagalli, then she became a human again with a helped from Uzumi's magic.

Athrun ran to her and then he hugged Cagalli happily. Cagalli hugged him back.

"Uzumi-sama can I become a mermaid?" asked Lacus.

Uzumi noded.

"Okay, everyone, for celebrating my daughter's marriage, all of you can make a wish or request something and I'll grant it! Okay now please all people who wants to request something stand in line!" shouted Uzumi happily.

Then everyone mentioned their request.

"I want a lot of money! And don't forget you must pay me two million!" said Rey happily.

"I want to die because I don't have anymore task, I want to see my wife," requested Patrick.

Everybody stared at him, sweatdropping.

"But father..." said Athrun.

"Shut up Athrun, if I say I want to die, I will die, " said Patrick Zala proudly.

"I want to be a most handsome, cool, smart, and nice sea serpent, " said Shin.

"I want to be a crab," said Dearka.

Then Nicol looked at him with disbelief.

"Are you sure Dearka-senpai?" asked Nicol.

"Yes," said Dearka proudly.

"Then I want a new senpai... " requested Nicol (then Uzumi gave Yzak to him).

"Okay now please line up!" said Uzumi.

When Uzumi was busy with the requests, Athrun, Cagalli, Nicol and Yzak went back the castle, One month later the wedding will be held and they'll live happily ever after but ...

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"NOOO! I DON'T WANT TO WEAR A GOWN!" shouted Cagalli stubbornly.

"But you MUST wear a gown, this is a wedding you know...OUR wedding... " said Athrun.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Cagalli screamed, that made all people in 10 kilometers radius fainted but excluding Athrun because that is a common thing for him now.

"Okay, you can wear anything you want..." sighed Athrun.

"Thank you! I love you!" said Cagalli happily.

"Then what do you want to wear?" asked Athrun.

"The military uniform!" said Cagalli proudly.

"WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!" shouted Athrun, "You can't wear that at a wedding!" said Athrun.

"If I can't wear that I will sing!" Cagalli threatened.

"Okay, okay for the first day you may wear that stupid military uniform, but the second day you must wear a gown!" said Athrun.

"But..."said Cagalli.

"If you refuse it, I will ask your father to make you wear gown for the rest of your live!" said Athrun, smirking evilly.

"Okay I give up!" said Cagalli as she clenched her fist.

Athrun grinned and kiss her.

And they live happily ever after.

THE END

Author's note: Finished! Please R&R, as usual! And for the (1) In case you don't know, there's a legend in Japan, saying that rabbits lives in the moon and they made mochi in there, because if you see the moon, you'll se a silhouette of a rabbit. If you don't believe it, see yourself!

Wait for the next story: Cinderella

Pairings for the next story: Athrun x Cagalli ONLY! YESS! LONG LIVE AxC!