Stupid Day Out
"Damn It all to hell and back!" Sora said waking up with the sun in his face. He rolled around on the floor covering his face from the light.
"Shut up!" Riku said slamming a pillow on Soar's head and going back to sleep.
"Bastard, how dare you hit me with that damn pillow? Now I have to open a big can of whoop ass on you!" Sora said jumping up and beating Riku in the head with his pillow. Riku just kept laying there not paying much attention to Sora and his little child game.
"That'll teach you, Fucker!" Sora said storming off into the kitchen. Searching for some food to eat Sora finds some whip cream and thinks to himself "What The Fuck? This guy is a really sick Bastard. I wonder what he's going to use this for or what he has used this for…"
"Ahhhh!" Sora said throwing it across the kitchen. "Riku you need to take your lazy ass to the store and buy some damn food! You non-eating monkey!" Sora said yelling as loud as he could.
"Fine, we'll go get some food in an hour or two! You're fuckin with my sleep so shut up now!" Riku said yelling back putting the pillow over his ears.
Sora ran into Riku's bedroom and jumped on top of him a slapped him. "Wake up now, I'm hungry. Most of what you have is soiled or has mold on it. Don't you eat for a living?"
Riku opened on eye and glared at Sora. "I hate you. You come to my apartment uninvited, make a mess with your bloody hand touching all my shit, and now your complaining about food. Damn, is their no end to your nagging? You sound just like a preagent old woman! Shut the fuck up for once, I'm begging you. I'm tired." Riku said turning over and covering his head.
Sora was shocked, he couldn't believe that Riku of all people said that to him. He was full of anger was wanted to punch him to the center of the earth, but he just took a deep breath and left the room slamming the door.
About an hour and a half later…
"Sora, are you ready to go get some food or what?" Riku said walking out of the bedroom totally forgetting what he had said earlier. "Sora answer me." Riku said looking around.
Sora had his head on the counter listening to Riku's mp3 player. Riku tapped Sora's shoulder and point to the door. Sora got up and walked to the door and gave Riku a dark glare as he walked passed him. Riku shook his head and followed Sora out the door.
"Sora, what did I do to piss you off? I can see it in your eyes I did something to hurt you. What did I do?" Riku asked pulling off the headphones to the mp3 player.
"Riku at this point it's just the fact you were born on to this earth." Sora said stopping near the stairs. "That's kinda cruel." Riku said in confusion. "Well, so is what you said to me earlier was hurtful, so I'm going to ignore you for a while." Sora said walking down the stairs with Rikku slowly following behind him.
As they walked the 5 blocks down to the store there was nothing but silence. Riku was trying to think of a way to say sorry to Sora about what he had said that morning. While Sora was thinking nothing of it he was just listening to the music.
As they made their way into the store Sora picked up a basket, handed it to Riku and took off the headphones. "First off you need breakfast foods." Sora said walking into the cereal isle. Sora picked up Cinnaom Toast Crunch and Lucky Charms and put them both in the basket.
Riku picked up a box of some Total and was deciding wether to choose between Frosted Flakes and Special K. "Damn should I pick Frosted Flakes or Special K? Frosted Flakes or Special K?
Frosted Flakes or Special K? Frosted Flakes or Special K? Damn I can't choose.
While Riku was debating over which cereal he should pick, Sora turned around to see tampons. "What the hell is a tampon Riku?" he ask, but Riku was still choosing cereal.
"Ok I'll find out myself then." Sora open a Tampax brand one and pulled out a tampon. "What the hell?" Sora opened it from it's wrapper a looked at it with confusion. He put it in his mouth a started chewing it like it was gum.
Riku finally picked his cereal and turned to Sora with shock. "Sora what are you chewing?" Riku asked making sure his eyes weren't playing tricks on him. "Chewing this thing called a tampon. It's pure cotton, tastes bad." Sora said making a face.
Riku laughed and pulled it out of Sora's mouth and whispered in his ear where tampons go.
"AHHHHH! What!" Sora said screaming. "Oh my God! I was chewing on that thing." He said ashamed.
"Come on Sora lets get out of here people are looking at you like you're an idot." Riku said looking around. Not that their wrong. He thought rolling his eyes and theywent and paid for the food and left in a hurry.
"Oh god, I'm scared." Sora said breathing hard. Riku couldn't help, but laugh. "Shut up" Sora said holding out his fist.
They finally got to that apartment after 12 long minutes of being made fun of by Riku. Sora punched him out of no where into the door. Riku fell to the ground with the stuff from the store. When Riku had relized what happened he tackled Sora into the wall. Sora pushed him off and Riku fell on the floor.
Before Riku could get up Sora jumped on him like a tiger catching it's prey, and they paused.
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha. I've made you all wait forever to read this and it's another BIG Cliff Hanger. I'm Evil. E – V – I – L! I love you guys too. Again I'm am sorry about the long wait. My computer was being stupid. Gets her softball bat and beat the computer. Now that I think of it I could have just called "The Geek Squad." lol. Anyway I'm back.