"Who's the fool now?"
Disclaimer: I do not own Final Fantasy X-2 and Kingdom Hearts…but don't you just wish you did…(sigh)
Message: Hello! This is my 2nd Fanfic…yes it is…now I hope you all enjoy it!
Chapter 1: A little help here?
One day, it was just any other normal day in the Celsius…
"Yunie! Do you wanna go outside and watch ice melt?" Rikku asked very excited.
"Of course! Paine would you like to come?" Yuna smiled brightly at Paine.
"Oh Yunie, who wouldn't want to go and watch ice melt?" Rikku giggled.
"People who still have sanity…" Paine rolled her eyes and followed the two out of the Celsius. 'It's not like I have anything better to do…' Paine sighed inwardly.
"I brought the ice!" Rikku cheered and put an ice cube on the ground, underneath the merciless rays of the sun.
Then a beam of light blinded them and an unfamiliar voice spoke.
"Please, High Summoner Yuna, help me save Kairi and Riku." A male voice pleaded.
"Hey, did you hear that, the voice said my name!" Yuna giggled.
"Now there's a mystery…" Paine said with an emotionless face.
"The voice also said my name too you know!" Rikku pouted.
Then the beam of light swallowed them and were brought to an unknown place called Traverse town.
They all fell on the cemented ground.
"Where are we?" Rikku said rubbing her arms while Yuna stood up and dusted her skirt.
"The Narrator said we're in Traverse Town…wherever that is…" Paine looked around in curiosity.
"Well, all we know is that it's not in Spira!" Yuna smiled happily.
"This is not the time to be happy!" Paine shouted at a cowering chibi Yuna.
"This is also not the time to panic…" Yuna giggled.
Paine was taken aback, 'How the heck did Yuna get to counter what I said?'
"Aw c'mon you pessimist Paine…we need a little optimism here!" Rikku cheered as she swayed her hips.
"Do you even know what optimism means?" Paine asked. Rikku just smiled while Paine rolled her eyes, 'I knew she didn't know such a difficult word…the most difficult word she knows is machina.'
"Well c'mon! Let's go and explore!" Yuna exclaimed and ran around in circles like a dog trying to bite it's own tail.
Then, unexpectedly, Yuna bumps into an unknown stranger named Sora.
"High Summoner Yuna!" Sora exclaimed as he stared at Yuna and her companions.
"Please, call me Yuna…" Yuna giggled.
"Please Yuna, could you please help me save my friends Kairi and Riku?" Sora pleaded and practically begged too.
"Save me? But I'm fine…" Rikku smiled.
"Um…I meant my guy friend Riku…" Sora gave a weak smile.
"Who are you?" Paine asked coldly.
"I'm Sora…" Sora said nervously, maybe he was afraid of Paine…yes that must be it.
"Are you alone, Sora?" Rikku asked.
"I wasn't awhile ago, I kind of summoned you guys here and my 2 companions Donald and Goofy disappeared. I think they might be in your world…" Sora blushed…embarrassed that he, a 14 year old, summoned these girls who were older than him.
With Donald and Goofy…
"AH PHOOEY! What did Sora do this time!" Donald complained and looked around his surroundings. He was in the Celsius…but he and Goofy didn't know that.
Then Brother came running to their direction with Buddy on his tail.
"Fryd dra ralg ec rybbahehk? Ruf tet oui dfu kad eh rana? Rikku sicd ryja mavd dra tuun ubah ykyeh!" Brother complained.
"What? I don't understand a thing he's saying?" Donald shouted.
"Er…he said, what the heck are you doing here? How did you two get in here? Rikku must have left the door open again." Buddy translated for Goofy and Donald to understand.
"Uh…gosh, we're sorry…we didn't mean to invade in this here's place…" Goofy said with his goofy smile.
"We don't know how we got here! I think this is all Sora's fault!" Donald yelled.
"They must have been a sacrifice!" Shinra popped out of nowhere. "They were switched with some people from our world with them. So now they are in our world while the people who are from our world are in theirs…"
"…Shinra, how do you know all this?" Buddy asked hesitantly. I think he already knew what his answer would be.
"…I'm just a kid." And with that Shinra went back to his chair.
"That kid right thur is smart…hyuk" Goofy chuckled.
"Ah phooey…" Donald muttered.
With Yuna and the others…
"So…you want us to save your friends?" Paine asked coldly. Sora nodded.
"Let's find a way to get out of here…" Paine turned her back and began walking.
"Aw c'mon Dr. P! It won't hurt to help this poor little boy to save his friends!" Rikku said as she stopped Paine.
"Yeah Paine, it'll be fun!" Yuna giggled.
"There she goes again with the, 'It'll be fun!' drama…" Paine sighed inwardly.
"C'mon, I know you want to help a cutie like this, wouldn't you?" Rikku ran to Sora and pinched his cheeks.
"Ouch!" Sora muttered as Rikku let go. He rubbed the now red cheeks of his.
"Fine, fine, but only if you all promise to find a way back to our world after this…" Paine said with a boring expression.
"It's a promise then! Now let's go and help Sora find his friends!" Yuna raised a fist in the air.
"YRP! TO THE RESCUE!" Rikku jumped around in joy.
"Oh brother…" Paine rolled her eyes while Sora sweat dropped.
"Sora, how dare you summon the High Summoner Yuna and her companions…you'll never get Kairi from me never!" A male's voice shouted but no one else was around but the four of them.
"That was Riku…" Sora sighed as he saw the confused faces of the three girls.
"Riku? He sounds like a little boy…maybe your age…and he's your friend? Aren't you trying to save him and Kairi?" Paine raised an eyebrow.
"So…Riku was the one who kidnapped Kairi or something?" Rikku added.
"No…it's Ansem who was the one who kidnapped Riku and Kairi…but Ansem convinced Riku that I'm the bad guy in this story…" Sora gave a sad smile.
"Yes…I see…" Yuna nodded her head slowly, "So Kairi kidnapped Riku and Ansem possessed Pinocchio's body…"
Everyone fell down anime style.
"Oh Yunie…that wasn't it!" Rikku giggled.
"Well Sora, no worries we'll help you save Kairi, Riku and Pinocchio!" Yuna cheered.
"…Let's leave her that way…she'll find out sooner or later that there isn't supposed to be a Pinocchio…" Paine sighed.
Everyone but Yuna, who was confused, laughed.
In an unknown place called Hollow Bastion…you know what, I should really stop saying that it's an unknown place when I'll just say the name of the place later on…anyways…back to the story…
"That Sora, he's such a coward that he summoned the High Summoner and her companions…" Riku mumbled.
"Get over it Riku…it's just a High Summoner and company…what harm could they be…" A girl with long dirty blonde hair and amethyst eyes giggled at how Riku was acting.
"Whatever Tsubame…" Riku rolled his eyes.
Hey! I'm in the story…cool…I mean, I'm the Narrator…(cough)…continuing with the story.
"Yeah Riku, what are you so scared of?" Another girl with black hair that had light brown highlights and dark brown eyes agreed with Tsubame.
"What's your problem…can't a man complain, Saoru?" Riku raised his voice as he glared at Saoru.
Hey look, my friend Saoru is also in the story…I mean, Narrator's don't have friends…(cough)…never mind.
"A man? More like a 15-year-old chicken…" Saoru laughed and Tsubame joined her.
"Shut up you two, as if you're not a 15-year-old yourself Saoru, and you too Tsubame! …Go and check up on how Kairi's doing…" Riku barked.
"Hey! I'm 13 thank you very much! And why do we have to? You put a sleeping spell on her…it's not like she sleep walks…" Tsubame shrugged.
"Plus, you also put her in a locked room with a very small window that not even my 6-year-old nephew can fit in…" Saoru added.
"JUST GO AND DO AS I SAY!" Riku yelled at the two girls.
"Tch…who made him boss…" Saoru whispered to Tsubame who giggled.
"I heard that! Now go and leave me alone!" Riku pointed to the exit.
Tsubame and Saoru left Riku, who tried to come up with a plan on how to kill Sora, the High Summoner and company.
Haha, I'm so wicked, I made Rikku and Paine, company…(chuckles).
End of Chapter 1
Hey! Hope you guys liked it! I'm going to make the next chapter...hm…really soon I guess…please review if you feel like it! And also some suggestions!