"Who's the fool now?"
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Chapter 2: Are we going or not?
"I AM NOT GETTING ON THAT THING!" Paine shouted at Sora.
Yuna, Sora and Rikku were trying to persuade Paine to get in to the Gummi Ship so that they could go to Hollow Bastion and save Sora's friends Riku and Kairi…DUH! What else would they do there? Go shopping…okay…now I'm insulting myself…
"B-But this is the only way we can get to Hollow Bastion!" Sora stuttered.
"It doesn't look safe!" Paine pointed out.
"Yes, it is! Now c'mon Paine, Sora has rode this for like a ga-zillion times so let's just hop on, sit back and relax till we get to Hollow Bastion and save his friends…" Rikku smiled.
"Yeah Paine, Sora here knows what he's doing…there's no doubt about it…um…right Sora?" Yuna turned to Sora who sweat dropped.
"Uh…yeah Yuna…" Sora nodded.
"See! So there's nothing to worry about!" Yuna gave a thumbs-up.
"Didn't you notice that there are only three seats…?" Paine stated.
"Sora can just sit on your lap!" Rikku giggled.
"What?" Sora shouted and blushed at the same time.
"He is NOT sitting on my lap!" Paine bellowed.
"Okay, okay, don't need to shout…" Rikku patted Paine's back.
"He'll just sit on Yuna's lap!" Rikku added.
"I'm sorry Rikku, but that's not gonna happen…Tidus wouldn't like that…" Yuna said in a very gentle voice.
"Tidus? Why wouldn't he like that?" Sora asked but was still blushing.
"Er…you know Tidus?" Yuna asked.
"Of course I do! I'll call him!" Sora said and ran to a little boy who looked like a younger version of Tidus. Yuna and the others followed.
"Hey Sora, what's up?" Tidus asked.
"I'd like you to meet Yuna, Rikku and Paine…" Sora introduced Tidus to the others.
"Hi, I'm Tidus!"
"T-Tidus? Um…ehehe, Sora, I kind of like meant…um…maybe a 19 year old Tidus?" Yuna giggled.
"Oh…well…never mind then…" Sora sweat dropped and with that they left Tidus and went to the Gummi Ship.
"So then, Sora will sit on Yuna's lap!" Rikku repeated.
"Oh Rikku, I just said that Tidus wouldn't like that…" Yuna giggled while Paine rolled her eyes.
"Do you think Tidus would come here and break-up with you for making a 14 year old boy sit on your lap?" Paine asked irritated.
"I'll take my chances…" Yuna giggled some more.
"What? Never mind…Sora will sit on Rikku's lap…and that's final!" Paine said as she went in the Gummi Ship.
"Um…I just remembered that we could ask Cid to have another Gummi Ship that has four chairs…" Sora scratched the back of his head; embarrassed that he only said this now!
"And you made us waste our time when you already knew that you could just get another Ship that would have four chairs…gee Sora, you're really in a hurry to save your dear friends!" Paine said, sarcasm in her voice.
"Wait, Cid? You mean my dad's here?" Rikku asked.
"Cid is your dad?" Sora's eyes widened. Talk about unexpected…er…for Sora.
"Yup! So where's pops?" Rikku asked.
"Er…he's in district 3." Then Sora led the girl's to where Cid was, which is that cramped little room.
"Yo Sora! Need anything to fix with your Gummi Ship?" Cid asked automatically when he saw Sora enter his little home…er…room or whatever you may call it.
"Uh no but can you lend me a Gummi Ship that has four seats…?" Sora asked politely.
"Sure thing! It's all ready outside…" Cid smiled.
"HEY! This ain't my pops…he's got a lot of hair…and looks abit younger than my actual father…" Rikku tiptoed and patted Cid's hair.
"Hey little girl! Watch the hair!" Cid said as he got out a comb and brushed his hair…like those guys in Grease…never mind.
"Well…fortunately, this sure ain't my pops…" Rikku nodded her head and so they went outside and found another weird looking Gummi Ship.
"Well c'mon guys, let's go!" Rikku cheered.
"Yeah, yeah, yeah" Paine said as she went in the Gummi Ship followed by Yuna.
"Hey, do you think there will be complimentary peanuts?" Yuna asked.
"What?" Sora and Paine asked at the same time but Yuna just giggled while Rikku and Sora got in the Gummi Ship as well.
And so then they took off…
With Riku…
"Yo chief! When will you wake Kairi up?" Tsubame asked as she sat on the ground and began unwrapping a piece of candy.
"None of your business you little squirt!" Riku said as he snatched away the unwrapped candy from Tsubame and plopped it in his mouth.
"Whoa, you like, just stole Tsubame's candy man…" Saoru said in disbelief.
"Yeah and so?" Riku said as he stared at Saoru. Then he saw Saoru staring at something else so he followed her gaze and found Tsubame looking at him with very big shiny eyes, which means that tears were threatening to fall.
"From what I've heard…that was her last piece of candy…" Saoru whispered to Riku, who was feeling guilty when each second past while staring into her sad eyes.
"Uh…then just buy another one…it's not like the end of the world…" Riku said hesitantly.
"Whatever…cause I'm out of here before things get ugly!" Saoru said as she ran for the exit.
Then there was an awkward silence, 'Er…what's gonna happen next?' Riku thought.
Tsubame stood up, her bangs covering her eyes she then took one step forward, towards Riku.
"Uh…Tsubame, stop it with this foolishness and…and make yourself useful and do something about…um…your room…it's a mess!" Riku said nervously.
"Ri-ku…" Tsubame whispered very slowly and dangerously…whatever that meant.
Riku took a step back as Tsubame took a step forward.
"C'mon Tsubame, it was just a piece of candy…it's not like you'll die or anything…" Riku added.
Then he heard Tsubame sigh, which made him sigh in relief as well.
"I guess so…" Tsubame muttered then looked up at Riku. Riku's eyes widened as he saw Tsubame's eyes were red and she had fangs.
'What the heck is happening?'
"He is so gonna get it this time…but I did warn him…did I?" Saoru chuckled silently as she peeked from the exit.
Tsubame tackled Riku…and you might not want to know the details of how bad she tortured him so let's skip that part.
Haha…looky! I'm beating Riku up! I mean…what am I talking about this isn't the script…tch!
After all of that Saoru saw Riku limping towards the exit so she leaned on the wall pretending she didn't witness anything that just happened.
And out came a very bruised and tortured Riku. He also had two black eyes.
"Darn that (aw) Tsubame…she's gonna (ouch) pay for (ah) this!" Riku said as he limped to his room.
Saoru went back into the room where Tsubame was smiling to herself.
"Stop it with the smiling Tsubame, you totally fooled him this time."
"At least he knows that he shouldn't mess with me anymore or the last thing he'll be able to see is my fist…" Tsubame giggled.
"Oh yeah, do you wanna know a secret?" Tsubame added.
"What?" Saoru asked curious.
"That candy Riku ate…it makes your stomach ache for three days!" Tsubame chuckled and Saoru joined her.
End of Chapter 2
Message: Well…hope you liked it! Please review…if you feel like it! Oh yeah! I'm also sorry because this chapter is shorter than my first chapter…but don't worry! I'll make the next one longer!