"Who's the fool now?"
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Chapter. Hope you'll like it…
Chapter 3: Swallowed by Monstro.
In the Gummi Ship…
"Oh yeah, I must warn you that there is this huge whale called Monstro around this route…" Sora warned…obviously.
But Rikku and Yuna didn't listen because they were both too busy trying out all the shiny buttons.
Then there was a long weird noise.
"What the heck was that?" Paine said irritated.
"HEY LOOK A WHALE!" Rikku said pointing at Monstro.
"WOW! It's HUGE!" Yuna giggled.
"…" Sora and Paine couldn't see why they should be happy at the moment.
"Hey look! It's coming this way! Maybe it wants to say hi!" Rikku said excited.
"Er…it's going to swallow us…" Paine said calmly.
"Swallow us? Ew! I see the cavities! Doesn't he brush his teeth?" Yuna giggled.
"What makes her giggle so?" Sora asked Paine who just shrugged.
"Sooo…should we scream now?" Rikku said seeing that the whale's mouth was wide open and was heading their way.
"I think we should, Rikku…but what's the point in screaming if we will just be swallowed all the same…we would just be wasting time to think of a plan on how to escape…" Yuna said and giggled some more.
"What the-?" Paine was amazed at how Yuna came up with that.
"High Summoner Yuna is so intelligent…" Sora smiled.
"Wow Yuna, I never thought about it that way…" Rikku tapped her finger on her chin.
"You never thought about feeding your goldfish when you first got it!" Paine rolled her eyes.
"I had a goldfish?" Rikku said staring at Paine with a huge question mark.
"What is this goldfish?" Yuna asked.
"You don't know what a goldfish is?" Sora asked raising an eyebrow.
"Let's not talk about this because we are about to be swallowed by a whale…if anyone remembers that…" Paine interrupted.
"Oh yeah! Um…let's see…hope he doesn't chew his food…" Rikku smiled at the whale.
"But you must chew your food…" Yuna said raising a finger in the air.
"Actually whales don't usually chew their food…" Sora said.
"Well he did swallow Sora…" Paine nodded her head slowly.
"THAT WHALE SWALLOWED SORA! WE MUST SAVE HIM! HURRY!" Yuna shouted with worry.
"Um…I'm right here…safe and sound…" Sora sweat dropped.
"Oh no! Sora! Are you alright?" Yuna asked very slowly for him to understand.
"Er…I'm fine…" Sora scratched the back of his head.
"YUNA! Sora was swallowed by the whale…and he found a way to get out…so all we need to do is use that way he found to get out when we are swallowed by the whale because there is no chance of us to escape from the whale at the moment but we will when we are inside the whale…" Paine rolled her eyes.
"What?" Rikku asked dumbly.
"Just shut up…it's been like 10 minutes now and that whale hasn't swallowed us yet…" Paine said annoyed.
"It's actually been 8 minutes and 17 seconds…" Yuna said as if it were the most obvious thing in the whole entire universe…okay maybe I was just over-reacting with the universe…
"Whatever…" Paine rolled her eyes.
Then Monstro swallowed them.
"Well…now that we're in…let Sora lead the way to the exit!" Rikku smiled.
"…Okay then." Sora nodded. He controlled the Gummi Ship manually and led them to the exit, which I don't know of so let's skip the part where they got to escape.
With Riku…
"Riku! That was the stupidest plan ever!" Saoru complained when she saw, from this little crystal ball, the Gummi Ship escape from Monstro.
"I made Monstro swallow them to slow them down abit…" Riku sighed inwardly.
"I have no clue onto what you are talking about…" Tsubame shook her head.
"You don't have to…" Saoru smirked.
"Hey! What do you mean by that?" Tsubame pouted.
"Nothing at all of which you could understand…" Saoru shrugged.
"Was that an insult?"
"Maybe…"
"You're so mean!" Tsubame stuck out her tongue and went out of the exit.
"You two give me such a headache…where the heck did Ansem pick you up?" Riku said massaging his temples.
"That's a huge secret, which you also won't understand…plus, you also have to think of another way onto how to slow Sora and company down…" Saoru stated.
"Whoever gave you the right to order me around…?" Riku rolled his eyes.
"As if you didn't order me around…" Saoru mocked.
"YO! We got a cute intruder!" Tsubame said as she went in the room with a man.
"You don't have to give a compliment to the intruders, Tsubame…" Riku sighed and eyed the man carefully.
The man had blonde hair and icy blue eyes. He was also kind of cute.
'Oh no! What am I thinking? I'm not gay!' Riku shouted in his mind as he shook his head.
"But he won't tell me his name…" Tsubame pouted.
Then, unexpectedly, the stranger got out his huge sword and grabbed Tsubame's wrists. He then put the sword near Tsubame's neck.
"The names Cloud…and I'm here to help Sora save Kairi…" He finally spoke.
"Aw man…I can't believe I'm the damsel in distress here! Couldn't you have gotten Riku? He's close to being a damsel…" Tsubame giggled when she saw Riku's reaction.
"HEY! Take that back!" Riku shouted.
"Wait…do you mean Tsubame or the insult Tsubame gave you?" Saoru chuckled.
"Hey!" Tsubame pouted.
"Tell me where Kairi is…" Cloud demanded.
"Dude! Ouch! Dude…you're tightening you're grip on my wrists a little too much…don't you think…" Tsubame winced at the pain of her wrists from Cloud's grip.
"Just tell me where Kairi is and I'll let her go." Cloud said emotionless.
"Actually, you can go ahead and kill her if you want…" Saoru grinned. She's a pretty good actress…or she might not be acting.
"I am so gonna haunt you after I die!" Tsubame mumbled.
"Whatever…" Saoru shrugged.
"Actually! I know where Kairi is…why won't I show you…" Tsubame smiled. She smiled even wider when she saw Riku scowl at her.
"Fine…" Cloud said and Tsubame and him both vanished into thin air. How'd they do that? I have no clue…
"You just had to say that he could kill her…" Riku glared at Saoru.
"What? It's not like I can just tell him where Kairi is…" Saoru shrugged.
"You have a point…but…Aw man, now I'm confused!" Riku said massaging his temples again.
"So…now what?" Saoru said as she patted the little crystal ball.
"We need to buy a new crystal ball…"
"You're right…this one is made from China…let's get the one from Japan…"
"Okay…" Then Saoru and Riku both disappeared into thin air.
With Cloud…
"Here is Kairi…safe and asleep…" Tsubame smiled at the sleeping figure.
Cloud went to Kairi and picked her up.
"Well…now that my job here is done…I'll be going now…" Tsubame smiled brightly. She walked into the shadows and disappeared.
We've gotta stop it with the disappearing act…
Cloud sighed.
'How come she didn't even try to fight me…'"They must've put Kairi into a sleeping spell…I better go take her to Aireth." Cloud then walked out of the room and disappeared with Kairi.
With Sora…
"You know…sometimes I just wish I can disappear in the shadows…" Yuna giggled.
"Disappear…that's highly impossible." Paine sighed inwardly.
"Nothings impossible if you believe…" Rikku smiled.
"…Isn't that line from a show?" Sora asked.
"Um…no…nope…ehehe…maybe…" Rikku scratched the back of her head.
"HEY! I can see Hollow Bastion!" Yuna giggled some more…annoying Paine.
"I can see it too!" Rikku jumped up and down.
"Prepare for landing!" Sora smiled at his companions and focused back onto landing the Gummi Ship on Hollow Bastion.
End of Chapter 3
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