"Who's the fool now?"
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Message: well what can I say…hmm…?
Thanks to the people who reviewed!
The Hyper Al Bhed Jokester: I didn't mean Saoru to sound like monkey! It wasn't coincidence! I never even knew that Saru was monkey in Japanese! And I think in the next chapter she says some al Bhed…and I'm not sure how to make her obsessed with Machina…AND WHY'D YOU HAVE TO MAKE ME TRY TO ANSWER ALL YOUR QUESTIONS! Oh yeah! And do you remember when you and me were in school and I accidentally wrote machina instead of machine…SO I GOT THE ANSWER WRONG! I guess it was because I've been playing FFX-2…no wonder…Ur famm…and I'm sorry for those errors too…
Rikkulova: Hey! Um…I guess the story is based on Kingdom Hearts…I guess…hmm…WAH! I'm so dumb! (Bonks own head) OH YEAH! And I'm happy that you think my story is great! And I'm a Rikku-lover too!
Anonymous person: 'sup! I like the name you used it's so mysterious…haha…anyways…I will continue till the end…after I come back from this other country and come back here…but I'll have lots of ideas! Er…but I don't type fast…even if I try…I'd be making a lot of mistakes…yup…
Sima Yi the Smart: That's a really great idea…it's brilliant! In the next chapter I'll mention about those laxative candies! Bwahahaha…I like the way your mind thinks…except for the fact where Hyper Al Bhed Jokester will not like this idea because her favorite character is Riku…but who cares…Bwahahaha…(cough)…I should really drink some more medicine…
DiamondLucy: Wow! I'm sooo happy that one of my favorite authors reviewed this little story of mine! Oh yeah! And I'm glad that I made you giggle and I made Tristan raise his eyebrows…I made an amazing accomplishment! Wahoo! (Bwahahaha! You must giggle some more)…Oh no! The Narrator is out of its box…I must capture her again…(runs around the room trying to capture the Narrator).
Chapter 4: We've almost arrived...
In Hollow Bastion…
"Sweet land…sweet, sweet land!" Rikku said as she hopped out of the Gummi Ship and kissed the ground.
"Ew…gross Rikku…" Yuna giggled while Paine rolled her eyes.
"Well…let's get going then!" Sora said as he led them the way to the library.
In the Library…
"Oh Cloud…this is a dummy…but a very well made dummy…" Aerith said as she carried Kairi in her arms.
"Darn…they tricked us…" Cloud muttered but had an emotionless face.
"It's okay…as long as they don't hurt her…" Aerith said looking at the bright side of things.
"HEY! Cloud! Aerith!" a voice called out.
"It's Sora!" Aerith smiled when she saw Sora come in with company.
"I summoned the High Summoner Yuna and her friends…" Sora smiled triumphantly.
"Well…there is nothing to be happy about, Kairi and Riku are still in the hands of Ansem." Cloud said.
"What's that?" Rikku asked pointing to the dummy Aerith was holding.
"Oh…well Cloud tried to get back Kairi, but they tricked us with a dummy." Aerith said.
"They are such big meanie's!" Rikku said but still not taking off her gaze on the dummy.
"Well anyways, introductions first! This is Yuna, Paine and Rikku, and this is Cloud and Aerith and I'm Sora…as you all know." Sora smiled.
With Donald and Goofy…
"DON PEDRO! Gimme water!" Brother shouted with his weird accent.
"It's Donald! You big oaf!" Donald yelled at brother.
"Fryd Donatello? (What Donatello?)" Brother said not understanding Donald's insult.
"I said you're such a big oaf and my name is Donald!" Donald repeated.
"Fryd Dollie? (What Dollie?)" Brother said again.
"I said-"
"It's useless Donald… he can't understand English very well…I guess" Goofy said.
"What an idiot…I can't believe we're serving him just so that we could have somewhere to stay…" Donald said as he gave brother a glass of water.
"Did you now that Barkeep is really funny…he's got a lot of jokes hyuk!" Goofy chuckled.
"That's nice Goofy, but shouldn't we have a plan onto HOW WE CAN GET OUT OF HERE AND BACK TO SORA!" The hot-tempered duck yelled at Goofy.
"Garsh…I almost fergot about that…" Goofy said as he put a finger on his chin.
Donald mumbles some words that couldn't be understood while Goofy goes to Barkeep to hear some more of his lame jokes again.
"I need to study on this duck…he can actually talk…while this Goofy looks drunk…" Shinra mumbled and beneath that little suit of his was an evil smirk.
Wow…never knew he had it in him.
"Don't think about dissecting them Shinra…" Buddy said.
"What ever gave you that idea?" Shinra asked innocently.
Buddy sighed inwardly.
With Riku…
"A new crystal ball…?" Tsubame asked as she eyed the little ball.
"That's the remote…" Saoru smirked and when she pressed a finger on the crystal ball, a huge screen TV came out of nowhere.
"Cool huh?" Riku said.
"Maybe…" Tsubame shrugged.
"Did you give him the dummy?" Saoru asked.
"All according to plan…" Tsubame smiled and left to the exit.
"I feel like I'm losing my trust with her…" Saoru sighed when Tsubame was out of sight.
"You are?" Riku asked clueless.
"Yes…I think she's thinking that what we're doing is wrong and on Sora's side is right…" Saoru nodded slowly.
"But…we are the ones who are right…it is what Ansem said…"
"Ur famm…" Saoru shrugged.
"What?" Riku asked.
"Uh…I mean…Oh well…sorry for my language…ehehe." Saoru scratched the back of her head. 'I should really hide my al Bhed…'
"Riiiiight…whatever." Riku shrugged. He picked up his Keyblade and began admiring it.
"What is it with you and your Keyblade? Why won't you just go get married with it?" Saoru rolled her eyes.
"She's just so beautiful…"
"Gosh! I bet you even give it pet names when no one is looking…" Saoru chuckled.
"No I don't!" Riku said defensively, which made Saoru laugh harder.
"How come your teasing me and my Keyblade…are you just jealous?" Riku smirked and Saoru even laughed harder at what he said.
"Darn…I thought I got you there…" Riku muttered.
"You're so full of yourself Riku…" Saoru said as she left to the exit.
"Whatever…" Then Riku went to check on where Sora was.
"Oh darn…he's already by the Lift Stop…" Riku began cursing under his breath, which alarmed an innocent, little 13-year-old kid.
"YOU BASTARD! I TOLD YOU TO STOP SWEARING!" Tsubame came out of nowhere and began scolding at a cowering chibi Riku.
With Sora…
"We're finally at our destination." Sora said proudly.
"There's nothing here but air…" Paine said eyeing the place.
It was just a huge dark room…but there was a hall at the right side of the room, which leads to somewhere that I'm not supposed to mention right now but later.
"I'm sorry…what I really meant was that…well actually I made a mistake…we're supposed to go in that dark hall over there and then we'll be in our destination." Sora scratched the back of his head.
"Well c'mon, let's go!" Yuna said as she and Rikku ran to the dark hall…and Yuna was running in her girly run too.
"Why didn't Cloud and Aerith go with us?" Rikku asked confused.
"Um…er…I don't know…maybe their a just the back-up people or something…" Sora laughed uneasily.
"Rikku! You weren't supposed to say that…" Paine hissed and showed Rikku a piece of paper that said Script in the front.
"Oh" Was Rikku's supposedly apology.
"C'mon! Let's hurry!" Yuna spoke up…trying to get the awkwardness out.
"Don't worry Kairi, Riku, We're going to save you from-" Sora was interrupted by Paine.
"Do you really have to say this over and over and over again…you just said that 79 times when we were at the Lift Stop!" Paine rolled her eyes.
"Er…sorry…ehehe." Sora laughed nervously and sighed.
With Riku…
"Intruder alert, intruder alert!" Tsubame repeated and repeated to annoy her companions.
"SHUT UP ALREADY!" Saoru shouted at chibi Tsubame.
"We've already known that there was an intruder since…10 minutes ago…" Riku said.
"Actually it's been 8 minutes and 17 seconds…" Tsubame smiled and ran out to the exit.
"Don't worry, I'll take care of them!" Tsubame shouted from the exit.
"We should've warned her that Sora defeated Sephiroth…" Saoru sighed.
Yes…it's true! I defeated Sephiroth and I'm so happy…but I still didn't get to defeat that Ice Titan…but my friend did. (Oh yeah, I'm talking about the Kingdom Hearts game if you didn't know that) er…wait a minute…I'm the Narrator…what am I talking about…silly me!
"H-he did?" Riku asked amazed.
"Yeah…you know, in the Platinum Match…" Saoru said matter-of-factly.
"Wow…" Riku said under his breath.
"What?"
"I mean…tch…I could've defeated Sephiroth in just a snap!" Riku snapped his fingers.
"Right…whatever…" Saoru said, not believing a word Riku said.
End of Chapter 4
Message: HEY! I can't wait to make the next chapter…Tsubame gets to have a little fight with Sora…hm…maybe actually…sooo…review if you feel like it! Suggestions are gonna be good for me too…