"Who's the fool now?"
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Message: 'Sup! I'm going to like making this chapter…er…I think…Ur famm (Oh well).
Chapter 5: I'm not sure…
With Sora…
"This dark hall is really long…" Rikku whined.
"Deal with it…" Paine sighed inwardly.
"I hope Kairi and Riku aren't hurt…" Sora mumbled.
"Just as I said for the last 20 times…I don't think they'd be hurt…" Paine said irritated.
"Hmm…I feel like there will be trouble ahead!" Yuna giggled.
"What's so funny about that?" Paine asked annoyed.
"Yo! 'sup?" A girl with long dirty blonde hair and amethyst eyes came out of nowhere.
"Who the heck are you?" Paine asked harshly.
"Er…I am your worst nightmare!" The girl said and a giggle escaped her lips.
"Whoops…" The girl giggled some more.
"That really reminds me of Yuna…" Paine sighed.
"Are you working for Ansem?" Sora asked.
"Yes! Actually I'm working for Riku…but technically Riku is working for Ansem so I guess you could say that I'm working for Ansem but Riku is the one that gives me orders… and he's such a bad boy…that's why I put laxative candies on his bed and he would be tempted to eat it, since he thought it was just ordinary candies!" The girl smiled proudly.
"Huh?" Everyone said in unison.
"Well…I'm Tsubame! And I'm here to stop you from taking away Kairi." Tsubame smiled.
"Why?" Sora asked.
"Why? Because…I'm just doing what's right…" Tsubame giggled.
"What?" Rikku said shocked.
"Actually, we're the good guys here…" Yuna giggled.
"The good guys…? Nope…Riku and Ansem told me that we're the good guys here…and that you're just trying to steal Kairi's heart!" Tsubame said abit confused at what Yuna just said.
"Trust me when I say this, that never came into our mind (Paine glances at Sora then turns back to Tsubame), never!" Paine said.
"I'm sorry…but I can't trust the enemy…you may just be lying to me." Tsubame smiled at Paine innocently.
"Then, how did you get to trust Ansem and Riku?" Sora asked.
"I'll only tell you when you introduce yourselves to me!" Tsubame said childishly, which made Paine roll her eyes.
"Okay then! I'm Rikku this is Yuna and Paine. And this is Sora!" Rikku smiled.
"Riku? What are you talking about? Riku is a guy…" Tsubame said confused.
"No, no, no…I'm the girl Rikku…" Rikku giggled.
"Very weird…" Tsubame said as she eyed Rikku carefully.
Silence…
"So…back to where we were…" Paine broke the silence as she looked at Tsubame in the eye.
"Well for me getting to trust Ansem and Riku is for me to know and you to find out!" Tsubame giggled.
"Why you dirty little-"
"It's okay Paine…" Yuna stopped Paine and gave a concerned look towards Tsubame.
"Maybe she was just brought up the wrong way." Yuna continued.
"I'm really sorry to say this but…I really have to let you all go away." Tsubame smiled sheepishly.
"Please! Tell us where Kairi is!" Sora pleaded.
"It's no use Sora…she's probably been brainwashed…" Paine said.
"Brainwashed?" Tsubame repeated.
"What? Is there an echo here or something?" Paine said irritated.
"Then Narcissus must be here as well!" Rikku smiled.
"Narcissus died remember…plus why are we talking about Echo and Narcissus…that's just a myth…" Paine raised a questioning eyebrow.
"Wow…we could be learning something here too!" Yuna giggled.
"I don't like Narcissus…he's so full of himself…" Tsubame joined in their conversation.
"Poor Echo though…she helped her nymph friends but all she gets is a punishment from Hera, goddess of marriage." Yuna sighed.
"That Zeus didn't even do a thing to help!" Rikku said with anger.
"Um…guys…so much as I would want to continue this little 'chat' but we have a mission to fulfill…" Paine interrupted.
"Oh yeah!" Rikku and Yuna giggled while Paine rolled her eyes and Sora sweat dropped.
"Please Sora, all you have to do is leave everything to Riku and Ansem…why won't you just join the good side even?" Tsubame said with a smile.
"No! That's not right! Tsubame! You have to believe me when I say this but, it's Ansem who's trying to use Kairi's heart…not me!" Sora said.
Great…the boring parts are taking over…(sigh) I need to make these parts more entertaining…but how? Hmm…
"No! That's not true! I only believe in Ansem and Riku!" Tsubame said with a giggle.
"Oh Tsubame…your just confused." Rikku said with concern for her enemy.
"You're the ones who are confused…how did you get the trust of Sora in the first place…you've only just met him…" Tsubame said.
"Good question…" Paine mumbled but no one heard her.
"It's because we just know that he's not lying…we just know…" Yuna said seriously.
"Yeah! We believe in our Sora!" Rikku said as she patted Sora's head.
"Just like how I believe in Ansem and Riku…" Tsubame nodded her head.
With Riku…
They were watching the whole scene with that huge TV…
"Now that really sounded wrong…" Saoru mumbled.
"Just like how I believe in Ansem and Riku…yeah right!" Saoru mimicked Tsubame.
"Hey! What was that supposed to mean?" Riku said as he crossed his arms over his chest.
Saoru just rolled her eyes and continued watching.
With Yuna…
"Why did we believe in Sora?" Paine said as she eyed her friends.
Sora fell down anime style. Okay, I know you (The Hyper Al Bhed Jokester) told me there was another way to say this (anime style) but…I forgot…(sweat drop) ehehe…
"Hey! I'm right here!" Sora said as he got up.
"It's because! He did summon us…so he must've been desperate for some help…" Rikku stated.
"That didn't make sense…" Paine rolled her eyes.
"It's because I just know that he needed our help…I can feel it right here…" Yuna put her hand over her heart.
"It's just how I believed that I would meet Tidus again." She added.
"You did?" Rikku and Paine asked at the same time and got a glare from the High Summoner.
"Oh yeah…you did, you did." Rikku and Paine nodded their heads vigorously.
"And I did meet Tidus again…but right now…I think he's watching a Blitzball tournament…" Yuna giggled.
"Well…that's how I believe in Riku…" Tsubame smiled again.
With Riku…
"What is this? A romance movie? Let's change the channel!" Saoru said as she got the crystal ball and began pressing it again and again.
"Don't change the channel! It's getting good!" Riku said annoyed.
"Uh-huh…it's getting good because a girl is standing up for you! Damn thing…it's not working!" Saoru sighed, which made Riku sigh in relief.
Then the TV turned off and as quick as it did, it turned on again and you could see Ansem in his room.
He was standing in front of a full-length mirror.
"Hey handsome…" Ansem said as he gave a sly smile at his reflection.
"And we work for this loony, why?" Saoru said in disgust.
"You're such a genius Ansem, my man!" Ansem spoke once again and gave a wink.
"This is a very weird experience…" Riku mumbled.
"I want to look away but I can't, this is so disgusting but my evil mind of blackmail is forcing me to watch some more of this." Saoru said, as her eyes were totally glued to the TV.
"OoooOOoOoh! It's time to watch the Powerpuff girls! Wait for me dear reflection of mine!" And with that, Ansem went to his television singing along with the opening song of the Powerpuff girls.
"Hurry! Change the channel!" Riku said as he got the crystal ball remote and began pressing it.
Then the TV turned off and on again and you could see a Blitzball tournament going on.
"Hey…this is kinda cool…" Saoru muttered to herself as she saw a player pass the ball to another player.
"Cool? We have to get back to Sora and the others!" Riku said pressing the crystal ball again.
"Aw c'mon…" Saoru whined as the TV shut down again.
"You have to double press it…gimme that!" Saoru said as she noticed that the TV wasn't turning on.
Then they went back to where Sora and the others were.
With Sora…
"Is this girl for real?" Paine whispered to Rikku who just shrugged.
"It almost sounds like you're in love with him…" Sora mumbled.
Then as Tsubame heard this she began laughing real hard.
With Riku…
"What is she laughing about?" Riku folded his arms over his chest.
Then when he looked at Saoru, she was also laughing really hard and tears were already rolling down her cheeks.
"That was the most (snicker) ridiculous (chuckle) thing I've (snort) ever heard!" Saoru tried to say between gasps.
"What's so funny?" Riku glared at her.
With Sora…
Tsubame was rolling on the floor laughing. Tears kept on rolling down her cheeks. It won't stop!
"Y-Your (Hahaha) joking (chuckle) right?" Tsubame said as she tried to stand up but would only fall on the ground again laughing really hard.
"It was just a thought…" Sora sweat dropped with the others.
End of Chapter 5
Message: Hmm…sorry I ended it here…ehehe…it was longer than expected. Sooo…review if you feel like it and suggestion will be good for me too! Oh yeah and I'd like to thank Sima Yi the Smart about the laxative candy!
Disclaimer: I'd also like to add that I don't own the Powerpuff girls.