"Who's the fool now?"
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Chapter 7: This'll be fun!
With Riku…
"Ahh! That feels so good…" Riku said as he got out of the bathroom. Then found Yuna, Sora, Rikku and Paine staring at him.
"What?" He said coldly.
"Er…we kind of just followed you and stuff like that…so here we are." Rikku smiled.
"Okay…whose idea was it to follow him?" Paine asked.
"Wasn't it you?" Sora raised an eyebrow.
"No…I said…should we go after him?" Paine rolled her eyes.
"Actually I don't remember us agreeing to follow him to the bathroom." Rikku said looking at Yuna who nodded.
"Whatever…I gotta go check on things…" Riku said and disappeared in thin air.
"HOW THE HECK DO THEY DO THAT!" Rikku shouted, very desperate to know how they do that.
"I don't know…but he's good…" Yuna giggled.
"Anyways…I think we should focus onto how we could find Riku…" Sora said and the rest agreed, so they continued walking.
With Riku…
"Yo Riku!" Saoru greeted as Riku appeared from the shadows.
"Yeah…anyways…did you get it?" Riku asked.
"Do you have to ask me that? Of course I did!" Saoru said proudly.
"Whatever Miss I-can-do-anything. Where's Tsubame?" Riku asked.
"Oh…I think she's practicing something…and I also told her about Ansem looking at himself in the mirror and saying those stuff. She said she couldn't imagine him doing that…and then she was screaming something about her head in pain because of Ansem and then she ran to her room." Saoru shrugged.
"Okay! I can't wait for this to start…" Riku smirked.
"I can…" Saoru said leaning on the wall.
"Hahaha…a way to think that I'm impatient…" Riku glared icily at her.
With Sora…
"LOOKY! LOOKY!" Rikku said jumping up and down, pointing to a huge door.
"A door…wow." Paine said with sarcasm.
"C'mon! Let's check it out!" Sora said as he went to the door and tried to open it.
"Step aside amateur…haha…I got that from a movie." Yuna giggled as she got out her guns and did trigger-happy.
"I think one shot would've been enough." Rikku said removing her hands from her ears.
"Wow…guns…" Sora said amazed while Yuna giggled.
Paine kicked the door open and they saw Riku staring at them with an eyebrow raised and a girl leaning on a wall.
"Um…what's up?" Rikku waved.
"Nothing much…names Saoru…I already know your names so there's no need for introductions." Saoru smiled at them. A smile she hasn't been using for a while, which I don't know why I even had to mention.
"Uh…hello to you too!" Yuna greeted.
"Riku! Where's Kairi?" Sora asked.
"You really got to the point…" Saoru raised her eyebrows.
"Please Riku-"
"Cut the drama Sora…Kairi's safe in Saoru's room…" Riku said coolly.
"Oh…" Sora scratched the back of his head and sweat dropped.
"Fortunately, Ansem can't go to any of our bedrooms except his own." Saoru said staring at the ceiling.
"Oh yeah! I'm also sorry about the doors…" Yuna apologized.
"It's okay…Saoru will fix them…won't you Saoru?" Riku smirked.
Er…I have the weirdest timings in the world…but I should tell you what Saoru is wearing…(the others who I don't own are wearing their usual attires). Saoru was wearing green camouflage pants that had like 5 different kinds of chains, green shirt with some white outlines, green camouflage bandana and white and green Nike rubber shoes.
Saoru put her hands in her pockets and began mumbling curses and stuff about getting back at Riku for this.
"C'mon Saoru…the door can't fix itself." Riku chuckled.
Saoru headed for the door and began fixing it and using some magic at the same time.
"Um…so what do we do now Sora?" Yuna asked the 14-year-old boy.
"Uh…um…well this was very unexpected." Sora scratched the back of his head.
"You can join us with getting beck at Ansem if you want?" Riku offered.
"Okay…" The group shrugged and nodded.
"So…what's the plan chief?" Rikku giggled.
"Er…well the plan is (mutter, mutter)." Riku smirked.
"Good plan!" Yuna beamed.
"So this is what everyone will do…" Riku begins to tell them what they'll all do.
Later on…
"Where is Kairi?" Ansem bellowed to no one in particular.
"I better go ask that foolish leader of those foolish girls…" Ansem muttered and went towards the newly fixed door.
"Riku! Where's Kairi?" Ansem glared icily at the (cough innocent cough) boy.
"I don't know Ansem? Didn't you say that you'll bring her to another room?" Riku asked.
"I did?" Ansem narrowed his eyes at Riku.
"Why, of course you did or have you just forgotten?" Riku said emphasizing the last word.
"No! Of course I haven't forgotten…" And with that, Ansem stormed out of the room.
"These kids are such fools…" Ansem muttered clenching his fists.
"Good work Riku!" Yuna beamed at the 15-year-old and got out of her hiding place.
"As always!" Riku smirked while Saoru and Paine rolled their eyes.
"What's Tsubame doing?" Sora asked.
"You'll see later on." Riku and Saoru chuckled.
"I can't wait to do my part!" Rikku jumped around the room excitedly.
Paine got Rikku's hair to stop her from jumping around and destroying some very priceless stuff that was in the room.
"Owie! My beautiful hair!" Rikku said as she brushed her hair with her fingers.
"Now she seems to be acting like that younger version of Cid who still has hair…" Paine stated and got a childish pout from Rikku.
"C'mon everyone! Let's get to our places! And remember, the timing must be perfect, you mustn't hesitate, you mustn't-" Riku was interrupted.
"Pressure is building up here Riku, so just shut up!" Saoru rolled her eyes.
"Whatever mom!" Riku scowled and ran towards the door to tell Tsubame that Ansem was already out looking for Kairi.
"Okay! I'm going in!" Saoru said as she left, leaving the others to get ready.
With Ansem…
"Where did I leave that girl?" Ansem kept repeating.
"Which girl?" Saoru asked from behind him and he jumped in surprise.
"Saoru! Don't do that!" Ansem glared at her.
"Were you surprised?" Saoru raised an eyebrow.
"No! It's just that I saw this bug so I jumped here to step on it…" Ansem tried to come up with a good reason.
'That was a really weird reason…I bet even Sora could've done better than that!' Saoru had the urge to roll her eyes but immediately stopped herself and smiled."Which girl?" She asked again, which made Ansem abit confused.
"Er…Kairi, of course." Ansem said simply.
"Isn't she in her room?" Saoru still smiled that annoying smile Ansem wanted to rip off her face, which would totally look disgusting if you imagined it so let's not.
"Which room?" He narrowed his eyes at her.
"Look! Someone's coming!" She pointed at something behind him so he turned around and saw Sora with Kairi in his arms. Kairi still seemed to be fast asleep.
"Sora! What are you doing here?" Ansem asked coldly.
"I'm here to take away Kairi's heart of course!" Sora smirked.
"W-what?" Ansem was taken aback at Sora's answer.
"Yes…and you'll never save her!" Sora then laughed evilly…you know with all those 'Bwahahaha!' stuff.
"But…I was supposed to steal Kairi's heart! Not you!" Ansem said confused.
"Sora! This wasn't part of the plan!" Saoru hissed.
"I was just using you and Riku to get to Kairi…and now that I've got her…I won't be needing you!" Sora laughed evilly again.
"WAIT JUST A MINUTE! What do you mean by plan?" Ansem asked Saoru.
"We were making a plan to mess up your mind because you messed up Riku, Tsubame and my mind by making us think that bad is good and good is bad. So now we wanted payback. We asked Sora to help us with this but…he tricked us…" Saoru said as she broke down and cried.
"You're such a worthless being!" Sora insulted Saoru but Saoru just sat there in her spot crying her heart out…er…something like that.
"Damn it Sora!" Riku said running to the scene.
"Riku…I thought you wouldn't make it…" Sora smirked.
"Why not?" Ansem asked.
"I just locked him in his room…you know…with some help of magic." Sora laughed evilly…again! He then put down Kairi on the ground getting ready to take her heart with his Keyblade.
"You wicked little…" Riku tackled Sora and they both were having a brutal fist fight while Ansem was getting really confused at what was happening.
"HOLD UP!" Someone shouted.
"THIS IS THE POLICE! WE HAVE YOU SURROUNDED!" Another shouted.
"COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP!" Another shouted with a mega phone.
"Dang! The cops are here!" Sora mumbled as he kicked Riku in the stomach and picked up Kairi again.
"C'mon Saoru! Get up!" Riku said as he got the sobbing Saoru and went out to face the cops.
"They all went out of the room and you could see the two cops with their guns raised and the other holding the mega phone.
Ansem and Sora with Kairi in his arms followed Riku and Saoru behind.
Then Sora gave Kairi to Ansem and smirked when the cops lowered their weapons and ran to the suspects or victims.
"There has been this kidnapping case going around and it seems that the kid who is having a nap right now and who was kidnapped is in your arms sir. We'll have to take you downtown…" The one with the mega phone spoke.
"I-I…but…I d-didn't…this…but…" Ansem stuttered.
"Sorry sir…but you'll have to come with us." The other cop spoke and got Kairi from his arms while the other brought him to the police car and drove their way to the police department.
At the Police Department…
"GUILTY!" The 'judge' said and pointed to a door.
"Take him to the room." The man whispered to the cops who captured Ansem.
"Wait! But there isn't any proof!" Ansem struggled from the grip of the cops.
"Proof, shmoof…they caught you red-handed…" The judge waved a dismissive hand.
Ansem was pulled to a room and his eyes widened as he saw his surroundings.
You can call it…a Barbie World. It was full of Barbie dolls. Then there were posters of the Powerpuff girls and Spongebob Squarepants.
He stared at the room dumbstruck.
"What kind of jail is this?" He asked no one in particular.
Then a mirror appeared and it was his reflection.
"Hey handsome…" The reflection gave a sly grin.
"What the heck is happening?" Ansem mumbled to himself as he backed away from the mirror.
"You're such a genius, Ansem, my man!" The reflection winked.
Then Riku, Saoru and Tsubame were on the mirror and they all smirked and said in unison, "Who's the fool now?"
Very corny I know…but cut me some slack…
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
At the other side of the door…
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
"Hmm…looks like he learned his lesson!" One of the cops took of her hat. It was Rikku.
"Yeah! That was really fun!" Yuna, another cop who held the mega phone giggled.
"Can we find a way on how to get home now?" Paine said as she took off her hat as well.
"Wow! Being the judge was really fun!" Tsubame smiled.
"I especially liked the part where you got to decorate Ansem's jail room Tsubame! Good idea!" Saoru chuckled.
"You were so good at crying yourself Saoru!" Riku smirked.
"At least I'm not the one who was so bad at faking a fist fight!" Saoru rolled her eyes.
"(Cough) I think I lost my voice from all that laughing…(cough) how do villains do it?" Sora said as his hand gently rubbed his throat.
"At least it was fun!" Rikku beamed.
"And we've got the real Kairi right here…" Riku snapped his fingers and Kairi woke up.
"I wonder why Prince Philip didn't just snap his fingers to wake Sleeping Beauty up…" Rikku said.
"That's a whole different story Rikku…" Paine rolled her eyes.
"Well, c'mon guys…let's find a way onto how Yuna, Paine and Rikku can go back to their world…" Saoru yawned.
"Okay…" Tsubame shrugged.
"Wait…where am I?" Kairi finally spoke up.
"You're in safe hands now ma'm!" Yuna giggled.
"Huh?" Kairi tilted her head to the side.
"Er…nothing…nothing…" Paine sweat dropped.
"Sora! Riku! You're both safe!" Kairi said as she hugged the two boys who both blushed like mad.
Bwahahaha…whoops…Narrators aren't supposed to be evil…(cough)…
"Of course they're safe! They're big boys!" Tsubame giggled with Yuna.
"Wow…what happened anyways?" Kairi asked.
"It's a loooooooooooooong story Kairi…a very long story…" Sora smiled.
The End!
Message: Wow! I actually had the guts to end it! Er…weird how I just said that…anyways…I'm so sad that I ended it there while there are a few questions that haven't been answered but don't worry! I'm going to make a bonus chapter onto what happens next…I mean…if you want me to that is…(blushes).