"Who's the fool now?"

Disclaimer: I don't own FFX-2 and Kingdom Hearts…no, no, no…(sigh).

Message: HEY! This is the bonus chapter…or whatever you want to call it, first of all…why the heck did I make a bonus chapter…oh well…haha…OH YEAH! THANKS FOR THE PEOPLE WHO REVIEWED!

Bonus Chapter

So, after telling Kairi the whole story and stuff…they were all finding a way for Yuna and the others to get home safely and to also bring Donald and Goofy back home safely as well.

With Donald and Goofy…

"GOOFY! Stop slacking around! We need to find a way to get back to Sora!" Donald yelled in Goofy's ear for the 100th time.

Goofy was just sleeping on his bed. Snoring, the snore he snores like you see on TV.

"Oh…Hi Donald, Goofy!" Shinra said as he entered the room.

With Yuna…

"So…how do we get summoned back to our world?" Yuna asked Sora who was deep in thought.

"Hmm…well I sometimes summon Genie, tinker bell…and others…but how did I make them go back…" Sora said scratching his chin.

"How should we know…?" Saoru shrugged.

"That was real help…" Paine rolled her eyes.

With Goofy and Donald…

"Gee…wouldn't it be awesome if you got reunited with your friend Sora again." Shinra said.

"I dunno about getting reunited with Sora…but going back to our world is a good idea!" Donald nodded his head.

"Hmm…maybe I could help."

With Buddy and Brother…

"Brother! Frana ec Shinra? (Brother! Where is Shinra?)" Buddy asked.

"Shinra cyet ra'c tuehk drec aqbanesahd fedr Dolly yht Goofy. (Shinra said he's doing this experiment with Dolly and Goofy." Brother shrugged.

"Oh no…" Buddy mumbled and ran to wherever Shinra, Goofy and Donald were.

With Yuna…

"Wanna do the Hercules cup?" Tsubame asked excitedly.

"Why?" Riku raised a questioning eyebrow.

"Because! I just learned this new spell called Trinity Limit!" Tsubame giggled.

"I know that too!" Sora smiled.

"Think Sora, think!" Paine scolded.

"I'm thinking, I'm thinking." Sora repeated again and again.

"I have the Oblivion and Ultima weapon!" Saoru bragged.

"Impossible! I wanted those! Oh well…At least I have the Heartless Blade…how ya like me now?" Tsubame said as she showed off the Heartless Blade.

"What?" Saoru said as she eyed the Keyblade to check if it wasn't a fake.

"Cool! That looks totally awesome!" Rikku said as she stared at the Keyblade in Tsubame's hands.

Fine…I'll admit it…I haven't really seen the Heartless Blade…yet! I'm trying…I only have the Ultima Weapon…(sighs). But I'll bet it's cool!

"What level are you already Riku?" Kairi asked.

"That's a secret…" Riku smirked.

"I'm level 100!" Tsubame smiled.

"Stop bragging Tsubame…" Saoru sighed.

"At least you know all about machina and stuff…oops…" Tsubame covered her mouth while Rikku and Yuna's eyes widened and Paine just shrugged.

"You weren't supposed to…" Saoru trailed off and stomped her foot on the ground furiously.

"I'm sorry…" Tsubame smiled sheepishly and shrugged.

"I'm sorry? Do you think that would brainwash them from knowing that we know about…ugh!" Saoru punched the wall while Tsubame hid behind Riku and Kairi for protection.

HUMAN SHEILD! Er…I just wanted to say that.

"You…you know stuff about machina?" Rikku asked amazed.

"Yeah…I'm from Spira…" Saoru sighed.

"But…you don't look al Bhed…" Yuna said.

"I'm kind of like those special cases…" Saoru explained.

"Oh! Kind of like Paine?" Rikku asked.

"K-kinda…" Saoru shrugged.

"Saoru is totally like an al Bhed…she's obsessed with machina and loves talking in al Bhed!" Tsubame blurted out. She got an icy glare from Saoru so she hid behind Riku and Kairi again.

"Cool! Why won't you come back to our world?" Yuna offered.

"But I was summoned here by Ansem…and he's the only one who can bring me back to Spira…so I guess it's okay if I just stay here." Saoru shrugged.

"You don't know how much she wants to go back to Spira! She talks about it in her diary everyday! Dang…" Tsubame hit her forehead for just saying that.

"TSUBAME!" Smoke came out of Saoru's ears.

This time Tsubame hid behind Sora and Yuna.

"Don't hurt me…" She mumbled.

"I think Sora can think of something." Yuna smiled.

"OH MY GOSH! I just came up with a great idea!" Rikku jumped up and down.

"Incredible…" Paine rolled her eyes but Rikku ignored her.

"When Sora finds a way to bring us back, Yunie can summon you back to Spira!" Rikku smiled triumphantly.

"That's a great idea!" Yuna nodded her head.

"Well…if you can…" Saoru shrugged and blushed.

"Aw! Saoru's gonna leave me!" Tsubame pouted.

With Donald and Goofy…

"SHINRA! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!" Donald shouted as he was held down on this table by wires and so was Goofy.

"Hold still you talking duck!" Shinra said as he began typing on his computer or whatever you call that thing.

With Yuna…

"Who'll take care of this pypo? (Who'll take care of this baby?)" Saoru asked pointing at Tsubame.

"I'M NOT A BABY, YOU FREAK!" Tsubame shouted.

"You sound like one in the phone." Saoru smirked.

"Well I'm not the one with the crush on-"

Saoru covered Tsubame's mouth with her hand and began laughing nervously.

"Crush on who?" Rikku asked raising her eyebrows up and down.

"NOBODY!" Saoru shouted.

"OOOooOoOooOh…touchy." Kairi giggled.

"I GOT IT!" Sora jumped up and fell down.

"Er…" Paine rolled her eyes.

"I'll just dismiss you guys!" Sora smiled.

"Oh yeah! We were so dumb to not have thought of that in the first place…it was so obvious." Yuna nodded her head.

"No surprise there…" Paine mumbled.

"Okay! Get ready!" Sora said taking out his Keyblade.

With Donald and Goofy…

"Get ready!" Shinra said, as he was about to press the on button.

"SHINRA NO!" Buddy said coming in the room.

Then Donald and Goofy disappeared.

"Aw, man…I guess that Sora finally found out how to bring back Yuna to our world…" Shinra said disappointed.

"That was close…" Buddy sighed in relief.

With Yuna…

"Bye Sora, Kairi, Riku and Tsubame! See you soon Saoru!" Yuna, Rikku and Paine gave their good-byes as they were slowly fading.

"See you soon!" Saoru smiled.

"BYE RIKKU! BYE YUNA! BYE PAINE!" Tsubame waved her arms around and a tear rolled down her cheek. 'She's so emotional' Saoru rolled her eyes.

"Bye…" Riku smiled and waved a hand.

"Bye and thanks!" Sora and Kairi said.

"Oh wait! We forgot to save Pinocchio!" Yuna shouted.

Then Yuna, Paine and Rikku disappeared.

THE END!

Message: Weird bonus chapter…Oh well…anyways…Saoru was safely brought to Spira and yaddah, yaddah.

I guess that's all…(shrugs)

Baralai: HEY! Why wasn't I in this story?

Tsubame7: Because you beat me up and busted my computer last time I made you a main character.

Gippal: Then why wasn't I in the story?

Tsubame7: Because…um…

Baralai: Why would anyone want you in a story?

Gippal: Uh! That hurt Baralai!

Tsubame7: …anyways…lets' see…I think I'm going to try to make a romance fic and make it better than The Hyper Al Bhed Jokester's!

The Hyper Al Bhed Jokester: Hey! I don't make romance fics…can't you read my name? JOKESTER!

Tsubame7: -.- How'd you get here?

The Hyper Al Bhed Jokester: Er…--…because…

Tsubame7: I don't own you!

The Hyper Al Bhed Jokester: Of course you don't!

Tsubame7: I've tried making one already though…I think I've made like what…4 romance fics with made-up characters now.

The Hyper Al Bhed Jokester: There's more than one…freaky…

Tsubame7: Fine…I'll just get one of my romance fics…and turn the made-up characters into FFX-2 characters!

The Hyper Al Bhed Jokester: That's…er…nice?

Tsubame7: Maybe I should rethink on making those romance fics…(sighs)

Baralai: …

Tsubame7:I think I'm going to do a Sequel like what Nikki B.said...cool idea dude! You should continue your stories Al Bhed Jokester...-.-

The Hyper Al Bhed Jokester: What are you going to do about it?

Tsubame7: …hmm…show off my BLUE mini ipod! BWAHAHAHA! XD

The Hyper Al Bhed Jokester: Damn…

Tsubame7: I badly wanted to make Riku and Kairi be a pair…because I wanted Sora all to myself…but I can't do that! I JUST CAN'T!

The Hyper Al Bhed Jokester: (sweat drop) Wow…confessions.

Tsubame7: (sniff)….

Baralai: It's okay tsubame7…it's not the end of the world…(pats tsubame7's back)

Tsubame7: I've been to the end of the world you know! And I'll just pray that in Kingdom Hearts 2…the new character isn't paired up with anyone! XD! He's so cute!

The Hyper Al Bhed Jokester: No one except the creators of Kingdom Hearts two knows how the new character looks like.

Tsubame7: (shrugs) He looks cute…

The Hyper Al Bhed Jokester: (rolls eyes) Whatever

Gippal: Still complaining why I wasn't in this story!

Tsubame7: BYE! I'D LIKE TO THANK THE PEOPLE WHO REVIEWED AGAIN! THANKS A LOT!

Gippal: WAIT-

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