Disclaimer: Ooh ooh how bout this….. I DISCLAIM. I do not own the Harry Potter series.
Author's Note: I've been asked by my friends at school about the weird names Holly and Minnie make up. They're just like that. What can I do? And Sirius is a bit pranky and all, but he won't show it till the end of this chapter or so. Also, did you know Anne is supposed to be Katie Bell's aunt from her father's side?
WARNING: this chapter has a bit more advanced words than the other chapters.
Four girls were sleeping on two sets of bunk beds when two alarm clocks started chiming from two bedside tables. The girls all woke up and stared for a moment.
"Oh my gosh… am I at hoggie warties right now?" Minnie asked suspiciously. Holly and Anne broke into fits of giggles.
"Yes Minnie, you're at Hogwarts. Whoa! Calm down girl!" Lils exclaimed as she stared at the leaping girl with bouncing chestnut hair. Finally all the girls settled down and paired up. While two girls got dressed and all, two girls used the bathroom. Finally all four girls were ready to start the day in their brand new robes. They went down to the large hall they had the sorting ceremony in and each started eating pleasure foods (bacon, eggs, hashbrowns, etc.) when a group of girls went up behind Minnie and Anne and snatched their forks from their hands.
"What do you think you're doing?" Minnie glared gulping down the last bits of hashbrown she had in her mouth.
"Yuck. Did you know that a PROPER girl would know not to talk with her mouth full?" a girl prompted.
"And did you know that it's one of my rules that I don't talk with filthy show-offs like you?" Minnie smiled primly.
"Ughh… I thought you were an impossible girl at once when I heard you played with mudbloods." The girl who spoke before was cheered by her back-ups as they hooted 'Go Bellatrix' or 'Nicely put babe!'
Anne stared where Lily sat and looked blankly and finally spoke up looking at the emblem on Bellatrix's robe: "So, Miss Bitchy Ugly Wort-Covered Slytherin Belly Big, have you thought about shooing away with that smelly crowd of yours and taking you stinky armpits away from my face?" Anne made a disgusted face. The fellow gryffindors sitting at the breakfast table hooted and clapped.
"Why how dare you! I'll teach you a lesson," Bella took out her wand when Holly came between her and Anne.
"You do anything, and you'll regret it."
"Oh really yellow face? I'm surprised you're actually here! I thought this school was low, but not low enough to accept vulgars like you! And about that regretting thing, why don't we find out?" Bella sneered.
"How dare you talk badly against Hogwarts? Take that wand off my friend's face! Or I'll be handling with you!" Minnie declared her wand half out of her pocket and quivering. She wondered, "Where are those teachers when you need them? God help me…"
"Fine! You low Ross! I'll hand-" Bella broke off when a dark voice thundered.
"Bellatrix Black take that wand off Minnie!" Sirius screeched. At the same time, the headmaster rode his great robe down the hall to where the two girls stood.
"Miss BLACK! Take that imposturous wand off Miss Ross!" Professor Dumbledore thundered. He was a pretty new headmaster at Hogwarts but had already showed complete authority and power in his five years of heading.
Bella looked around wildly to see her supporter slowly walking away. She slumped slightly as the headmaster dragged her to the Transfiguration professor McGonagall.
Sirius hurried over to Minnie as Remus went to Holly. (Wow. That really shows that they like the girls… wicked grin)
"Jeesh, if we hadn't interrupted Bella in time, she'd have turned you two into frogs." Remus commented nodding towards Minnie and Holly.
"Wow she must be really smart to have already learned how to do that!" Holly exclaimed.
"No, Bella's so stupid and unknown to the balance of how to control her magic that she doesn't know what she's doing when she points a wand. Did you know that she acted all high and mighty to a neighbor once and tried to curse her or something to only have the spell backfiring? She had to go the hospital AND got punished severely by the Ministry of Magic for using magic unauthorized." Sirius explained.
Sirius, Anne, Remus, Minnie, and Holly all burst out laughing and finally was able to calm down.
MEANWHILE IN THE BACKROUND…
While James watched Bella being dragged away, his gaze shifted to the dark Lily sitting on the chair unnoticed. With what he knew of Bella, she probably would have said something about mudbloods.
"Are you okay Lily?" James murmured.
Lils sniffed and muttered, "This sucks. Everyone knows that I'm a muggle. At home I'm hated for being a weirdo, and here I'm hated because I'm not a pure witch. I'm an outsider at both places"
"No you're the most wonderful person I've ever met!" James declared. Lily looked at him and burst into a fit of giggles. The giggles was camouflaged with the laughter of the others and the two were able to join in with the others again.
That day, the girls successfully finished their first day of class and went to sleep early, except Minnie. A trouble was at her and she sat alone in front of the fire in the common room. The rest of the Gryffindor students seemed to be tucking in early too.
"BOO!" Minnie gave a yelp and spun around. Her lips matched those of a warm person.
Minnie broke away and looked dazedly at Sirius. "That was my first kiss."
"Well then, thank you for the honor." Sirius bowed and gave a cocky grin.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" Minnie yelped. She put her face in her hands and sniffled.
With a shocked expression Sirius took her face in his hands and looked solemnly into those dark brown eyes. "That's my first kiss too. And thank you for letting me have it with the most wonderful girl on Earth."
Minnie blushed as Sirius swept away her tears. "What's wrong? Why are you here?" Sirius asked.
Minnie hesitated then finally answered, "I was pondering on how you know Bellatrix so much. Are you umm… close?"
"Close? Yeah I guess we are. Wait! No not in that way! She's my cousin!" Sirius exclaimed. "You wouldn't be saying I'm having a RELATIONSHIP with my cousin!" Sirius yelped. He grinned doggishly at Minnie.
Minnie gave a sigh of relief. "Why? Do you like me?" Sirius asked slyly. Minnie jumped and turned red. "I'm going. See you in the morning." Minnie stomped off leaving Sirius in the common room alone.
"Man that was a great kiss!" Sirius sighed. "I'm gonna look forward to the next one.." He planned mischeviously. Then he headed to his own dorm too.
Author's Note: Maybe I should have rated this something more higher….. Oh boi that was pretty good though… But maybe I was going to romantic. As the saying goes, "A fanfic should be adventurous and exciting, not about dopey couples and silly love songs. –Jennifer Preys" Jennifer's a friend of mine. Her pen name is Jen-is-a-genius. She was saying something similar, but I guess not exactly it. Her definition of a fanfic was much longer so you can say I kind of made it more CLEAR. And if you're interested, she was saying it to my friend Kate and Kate's penname is: Siriusly Sirius Lily Black. Search her up! Oh and please R&R! Thank you Prongsie-Jamesie and MissCheviouslyHP