Disclaimer: Own only Kaylia, the rest is owned by the Masters of Nintendo.
I am pleased that several people have so far enjoyed my unique sense of humor.
Video-game-addict: Well it should resemble Ocarina of Time, since it is based on that wonderful game. Hopefully I'll be able to add in enough new twists to keep even the most critical of hardcore fans happy.
Greki: Glad you like it.
Wolf Fangs: Just wait till I reveal just why she is so different from all the other Kokiri. Only hint I'll give is its not quite the same reason as Link.
LuvablKitsune270: Oh my.. is it possible I have just gotten one of my first fans? Well I do hope you enjoy this as well as the following chapters.
Legend of Zelda: Guardian of Time
Chapter 2: Sword? What sword?
A boulder in a in a maze. True it was a very small and simple maze, but the huge boulder was a tad over the top in her view. Several times she had to run as fast as possible to get from one grass covered path to another. If she didn't know better she would think the boulder was specifically following her.
Finally after much dodging and running to avoid getting rolled over by that huge rolling rock. She managed to find a large chest by itself on top of a old tree stump. Sighing with relief she made her way up to the chest.
"Remind me deck whoever thought up that boulder."
Grasping the lid of the chest she through it open and looked in. Now one would have expected that there had been a sword or something of value within the chest. They would not have expected a tongue like pseudopod that came out and licked across Kaylia's face before the chest closed itself again.
"Eeeewww!" She stared wide eyed at the chest as she began to wipe its drool from herself. "What the hell was that?"
Navi just giggled at the girl's reaction. "Its a Mimic.. they can take the form of anything they want.. It might know where the Sword is."
"It can talk?"
"Yep yep!"
The Kokiri girl eyed the Mimic distrustfully for a moment before getting up the courage to knock on its lid. A pair of eyes appeared on top of the lid and focused on her. "Who disturbs Cletus the Magnificent?"
Kaylia and Navi shared a glance before looking back at the Mimic. "Your name is Cletus?"
"The Magnificent," The Mimic finished.
The girl rolled her eyes in response. "Whatever.. You wouldn't happen to know where the damned Kokiri Sword is?"
Cletus blinked a bit, "Sword? And why would a sweet little girl like you want with a sword?"
"I'm not sweet.."
"You sure? You tasted sweet to me." The comment left Kaylia's eye twitching in response as she glared at the Mimic.
"Listen you perverted chest! I need the damned Sword and I need it now!"
"No need to be rude Sweetie.." Cletus chuckled, "If I even had a sword, why would you need it?"
Her eye began to twitch even more, but before she was able to yell at the mimic again Navi piped up. "The Great Deku Tree summoned her to see him."
"Oh.. well that changes everything.. sorry.. but you can't have the sword."
Kaylia crossed her arms glaring at the mimic, "And why not?"
"Maybe because I don't have it?"
Her eye was now twitching uncontrollably, as she slowly counted to ten. "I was told it was here."
"Oh.. I used to have it Sweetie.. I just don't anymore."
"Then where the HELL is it?"
"A Kokiri took it."
Well that was getting some where, now all she needed to do was find out which of the others took the sword. "You wouldn't have a name perchance?"
"Why of course.. Mido the Great."
She'd nearly been flattened by a boulder, had to put up with a perverted chest. And Mido already had the damned sword. It was a total waste of her time!
"That's it.. Mido dies!"