Kairi: Hi Hi People me ish back!
Tyson: (moans) NOOOOOOOOOOOO
Kairi: (glares)
Tyson: (shuts up)
Kairi: (Smiles)
Ray: Hi Kairi…what took you so long
Kairi: I have had the WORST case of writers block EVA
Max: Would you like some sugar to make it better
Kairi: no thanx
Kairi: will someone honour me the pleasure of doing the disclaimer.
Kenny: ME ME ME ME ME
Kairi: O.o who gave him sugar
Max: (Sweat drop)
Kai: CAN WE GET ON WITH IT!
Kairi: What crawled up your ass and died?
Kai: (glare)
Ray: (sigh) Kairi does not own us…so don't sue.
Kairi: THANKYOU RAY
Ray: O.o
Tyson: (horrified) you scared him…you…you…you scary person.
Kairi: Whatever
Kai: That's my line
Kairi: Whatever…anyway on with the fic.
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Chapter 2. Paranoia part 1Later that night, Kai walked back up to his room knowing that everything was ready for his trip. Kai yawned then looked at the clock beside his bed.
1.37 AM
He sighed, changed into his sleeping clothes and fell asleep instantly.
Exactly one hour later, a loud knock came to Kai's window…
…On Kai's third story window.
Kai woke up instantly, but after hearing nothing for two minutes he lay back down.
CrashKai's window smashed.
'Who the fuck did that'. Kai was seething with anger. His question was answered when he heard voices from outside.
"Now look what you've gone and done, Kai's going to kill you" a voice screeched.
'Darn right I will, I'll pummel the fucking asshole into the ground' Kai thought.
A second voice then answered, "Naw! Kai wouldn't do that, everybody knows that Kai looks up to me".
'WHAT! Kai Hiwatari looks up to no one. I'll fucking kill that dumb ass' Kai fumed.
"Get a grip Tyson! You better be glad Kai ain't hearing this, I'll bet ya he'd be pretty mad" a third voice said.
"Pretty mad is an understatement, try more like down right pissed. Tyson…of course its Tyson…what a fucking cunt, I'll make sure he dies a slow and painful death, oh is he going to get it or what. I guess I should make my grand entrance'.
Kai sighed, took a deep breath and then…
"YOU FUCKING TWITS! WHAT IN FUCKS NAME ARE YOU FUCKING DOING!"
"Spoke to soon" Max mumbled. (Kairi: I am not going into detail with what their wearing so just picture everyone in series 3 clothing)
"Uuh…Hi Kai" said Tyson while waving his hand.
"YOU FUCKING MORONS! FIRST YOU SMASHED A WINDOW WHICH COST HUNDREDS OF FUCKING DOLLARS, THEN YOU GO AND BITCH BEHIND MY BACK AND THEN ALL YOU CAN SAY IS, 'HI KAI', WHAT ARE YOUR FUCKING PROBLEMS!" Kai roared, very very very very very very pissed off.
"Oh Joy more of Kai's colourful language" Kenny muttered. But Max had heard.
"Colourful? If there are colours then that means…" Max started thinking then…
"KAI! Where are the rainbows, I know your hiding them up there" he shouted.
Kai gave a look of disgust and confusion. "What the fuck"
"Where are they" Max shouted again.
"GET THE FUCK LOST! THOSE FUCKING THINGS YOU TALK ABOUT ARE NOT FOUND HERE" Kai yelled.
"Yeah I'll say, you only find stormy rain clouds where he lives." Tyson muttered.
Max looked shocked, "You killed all the rainbows…NNNNNNNNNOOOO! He killed them, he killed them. Kai when I get my hands on you I'll…I'll…I'll" He broke down and cried his little heart out.
"Uuh…Max?" Kenny asked. Crying.
"Max?" He tried again. Still crying.
Kenny became frustrated, he did not like being ignored, "MAX!".
Max stopped crying and looked at Kenny.
Kenny sighed, "When I said that Kai had colourful language, I didn't mean he had rainbows in his room. I mean what a combination, Kai and rainbows…heh! I meant that he uses such vulgar language sometimes" Kenny explained.
Max gave a confused look. Kenny's neck twitched. (I would say his eye but I don't know if he has any).
"I mean he swears a lot"
"OOOOHHH" Max had a look of would he swear." asked Max completely oblivious.
"He's probably angry at Tyson for smashing his window." Kenny explained once again, in all his smartness because he is so smart.
Max thought for a moment, then a light bulb clicked…no seriously…Kai turned his lamp on.
"I know what will make Kai feel AAALLLL better" Max said and pulled out a bag of candy from his pocket and threw it at the window.
Unfortunately for Max he had very crappy aim and a very crappy throw. The bag had landed one centremeter away from his foot.
"Damn!" He cursed.
"He Max, let a pro show you how its done" Tyson said while picking up the bag. Being the greedy git he is, Tyson opened the pack and shoved one into his mouth and let it dissolve. Then he hurled the bag up to Kai's window, which surprisingly made it.
"Here Kai, Have some it'll make you feel better" Tyson shouted.
Kai picked up the bag, looked inside then gave Tyson the worst glare possible.
"YOU SICK FUCKING FREAKS! WHAT THE FUCK IS A BAG OF CONDOMS SUPPOSED TO DO FOR ME" he yelled.
Tyson's eyes widened to the size of dinner plates and began throwing up.
"YOU FUCKING MORON! NOT IN THE ROSBUSH!". Kai gave a frustrated sigh and then yelled more,
"GET YOUR FUCKING ASSES AWAY FROM MY MANSION AND DON'T COME FUCKING BACK!"
"But Kai! We're here to pick you up to go to Ray's party" Kenny answered.
'When Ray said you'd pick me up in the morning…WHY THE FUCK AT 2.30 AM" Kai shouted.
Max answered his question, "Because the plane leaves at four".
Suddenly Tyson stopped throwing up and walked towards the wall of the mansion, directly under Kai's smashed window.
"Jump Kai I'll catch you" Tyson said over dramatically and held his arms out.
"YOU ARE FUCKING DERANGED! THERE IS NO WAY I'M JUMPING OUT OF A FUCKING WINDOW WHEN I CAN JUST WALK OUT THE FUCKED UP DOOR YOU BASTARD" Kai shouted. He noticed his voice was starting to become a little hoarse. 'Damn!'
"But then everyone would know you'd be leaving" said Tyson.
"NO FUCKING DUH! THEY KNOW I'M LEAVING ASSHOLE!" Kai yelled but not as loud as before.
"Oh so you mean we could've just knocked on your front door instead of scaling your ten foot fence, dodging the security cameras and run form your killer dogs" Tyson asked. Kenny and Max sweat dropped.
'Hey I've got an idea!' Kai thought. He gave a devilish smirk.
"Oh Tyson" he called in a sing song voice, "Seeing as you went through so much just to get here. I guess I could trust you enough to catch me."
Max and Kenny's jaw dropped.
"Really?" Tyson asked sounding like a five year old who was about to get a whole mountain of ice cream.
"Sure! Just let me grab my stuff" he called in a sweet voice. So sweet it sickened him. Kai walked towards his desk, emptied all the drawers and threw everything on his bed.
"You ready Tyson?" Kai called
"Yep" Tyson called back grinning.
'Finally, I Tyson Granger have made a break through with Kai Hiwatari. This could be the start of a beautiful friendship.
"Okay then! Catch me Tyson!" Kai heaved the desk up and out of the window. He gave a satisfied grin when he heard the crash of his desk and Tyson's screams of pain.
Kai wiped a fake tear away.
"Ah! The joy of Tyson's pain". He then gave a fake sniffle. 'One of my favourite past times'. He then burst out laughing, grabbed his black duffel back, pocketed Dranzer and walked out the door.
He met Max and Kenny trying to calm a sobbing Tyson. When Kai looked at the pathetic boy he noticed, that by some miracle, Tyson had gotten out with only a black eye and a scratch on his left arm.
'WHAT? WHAT THE FUCK DO I HAVE TO DO TO PUT THIS KID OUT OF COMISSION?' Kai shouted in his head.
"Hey Kai" asked a wide-eyed Max.
Everyone looked at him intently, expecting something important. Because once in a lifetime, all sugar high freaks have a small spar of the moment where they give out important and valuable information and maybe just maybe, this was Max's time.
"Your piano's broken"
Okay so maybe it wasn't Max's moment.
Kai grunted, "It's a desk Max…and I needed a new one anyway".
When Tyson noticed Kai, he immediately stopped crying, stood up and asked,
"So…can we go now?"
"How are we getting there?" Kai asked.
"Bus!" The other three chirped.
"Well lets go!" Tyson said excitedly and ran through the rose bushes. Max and Kenny groaned then followed.
When Kai made sure he was all alone he walked up to one of the stone fences, opened a secret gate and found the bus waiting for him.
About twenty minutes later he saw Tyson, Max and Kenny racing around the corner huffing and puffing.
Tyson fainted when he reached the bus.
"Hey…how'd you…get here…so fast" Max panted. Kai pointed at the gate and both Kenny and Max inwardly groaned as they hauled Tyson into the bus.
(Kairi: and believe me when I say that that is an extremely hard job seeing as though Tyson weighs more than a tonne).
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About five minutes into the bus ride, Tyson woke up,(Kai cursing his bad luck) and was bored. And Using 'A Guide To Tyson's Logic', rule number fifty-three: If Tyson is bored…then make sure every one around you suffers the consequences. Tyson was definantly following his rulebook.
"I'm Hungry!"
"We know" the other's, minus Kai, chorused. Tyson sighed; he looked out the window and watched the painted lines on the road go by.
"Line, line, line, line, longer line, line, line, shorter line, line with a friend, line , line…" and so he continued for about fifteen minutes until somebody with a very bad temper finally cracked.
"WILL YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP!" Kai yelled.
"WELL IT'S NOT LIKE THERE'S ANYTHING BETTER TO DO!" Tyson yelled back.
"Believe me when I say I have to restrain myself from the pleasure of inflicting major damage on your fucked up body" Kai snarled.
Tyson whimpered and stared out the window again.
Kai sighed and looked out the window. A memory flashed before his eyes.
Soft crimson red hair down to her shoulders.
Only he could put his hand through…
Ice blue eyes that sparked with happiness when she looked at him.
Only at him…
Tender pink lips curving into a smile.
A smile just for him…
And one he couldn't resist.
Kai gave an almost depressed look as he gazed at the moon.
'I miss you'
"ALL RIGHT! WE'RE HERE!" Tyson cheered.
'Woo hoo" Kai thought sarcastically
The four teens stepped off the bus and walked into the airport. They stood in the lobby waiting.
"Where are the tickets?" Kai asked. The others looked confused.
"Uuh…what tickets?" Tyson answered his question with a question. Kai narrowed his eyes.
"You need tickets to go on a plane moron"
Awkward Silence.
"Who's the moron that organized the ticket and don't you dare say that it was Tyson" Kai warned.
"Hehe…guess it's a bad time to mention that Tyson organized the whole trip huh Kai…hehe" Max said nervously.
Kai's left eye twitched for two minutes before it stopped. He became unusually calm and turned to Tyson.
"Where are the tickets asshole."
"We don't need any, aren't I great" Tyson said all to cheerfully.
"No" Kai muttered under his breath.
"Well then how're we getting to ray's house?" Kenny asked.
"Well You see chief, when I went to buy our tickets I found out that they cost way to much for a trip to China, I mean $11.50, EACH, What kind of a rip off is that. So any way, oh buddy ol' pal…" he said turning to Kai, "I saw a jet and you just happened to own it. So, I used your account seeing as though you get free access and got us all free rides" Tyson explained.
Silence.
"YOU WHAT? YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE! HOW DARE YOU USE MY ACCOUNT. NO FUCKING PIG LIKE YOU IS RIDING IN ONE OF MY FUCKING JETS!" Kai roared.
Everyone in the airport turned to see what the commotion was about. A security guard made his way over to the teens.
"Is something the matter?" he asked in a flat tone.
"Yes. This annoying boy won't leave me alone. I don't even know him. He's been stalking me these past few days and even smashed one of my windows" Kai gave a half fake story, in a fake distressed voice.
"You should be ashamed of yourself." The guard said to Tyson.
"But I…" Tyson tried to protest.
"Come on your coming with me kid" the guard said, grabbing Tyson's wrist and dragging him away.
"NOOOOOO! IT WASN'T MY FAULT! IT WAS THE SHEEP I TELL YOU! THE SHEEP! BLAME THE SHEEP!" Tyson screamed.
"Good day to you mister Hiwatari" the guard said before turning the corner.
"Hmmm…There really is a God. But…I guess it helps if you own the airport" Kai said, before walking towards his gate.
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Unfortunately for Kai, Max and Kenny had managed to drag Tyson away from the guard and onto the plane. They sat in the middle, while Kai sat way, way, way, down in the back. Unfortunately for everyone there was a light delay.
"HEY KAI! WHY ARE YOU SITTING IN THE BACK BY YOURSELF ALL ON YOUR LONESOME" Tyson shouted across the plane.
"TO GET AWAY FROM THE ASSHOLE ON THE OTHERSIDE" Kai shouted back.
Max and Kenny sniggered.
Tyson gave a hurt look.
"That wasn't very nice Kai" he said. Tyson looked at Max then turned back to Kai,
"Max isn't an asshole".
"Still as Stupid as ever eh Tyson?" A voice from the front of the plane sneered.
Everyone's head turned to the front of the plane where four people had just boarded.
"Hn…All Starz", Kai obviously not amused turned toward the window. Tyson stood up, readjusted his cap and gave his best glare, which wasn't very much because he can't glare for shit.
"Was that a dis!" he said, annoyed at being called stupid. (Kairi: Remember people, everyone in series 3 clothing). An orange haired girl stepped forward.
"Hi guys!" she greeted cheerfully. Max and Kenny were drooling rivers when they saw her.
"Hi Emily" They both said.
"Was that a dis?" Tyson asked again. Everyone ignored him.
Max and Kenny noticed what the other was doing around Emily.
Kenny glared.
Max glared back.
Kenny stood up.
Max stood up too.
Kenny gave a war cry.
Max gave a war cry back.
And then……
WHACKMax and Kenny both fell to the ground unconscious and swirly-eyed.
"STEVE!" the All Starz screeched.
"WHAT?" he yelled back.
"Why the heck did you just whack them over the head with a frying pan" Emily asked trying to control her anger.
"HELLO! Your future husbands were screaming like a bunch of school girls who just broke a friggin nail" Steve answered.
"Was THAT a dis?" Tyson asked again, becoming very impatient. Again everyone ignored him.
"Oh" Emily said. Then her eyes widened.
"Are you calling me a slut?" she asked, gritting her teeth in anger.
"Nope…" He answered. Emily gave a sigh of relief.
"Just a whore" He finished. Emily glared with so much hatred that her eyes almost turned red.
"Was THAT a DIS?" Tyson asked yet a gain. And again, everyone ignored him.
"Before Emily explodes, Steve, where'd you get the frying pan" Eddy asked.
Steve looked at the frying pan in his hand.
Then looked at Eddy.
He had a deep look of concentration on his face.
He looked at the frying pan again.
Then…finally he looked at Eddy and said…
"I don't know".
"WAS THAT A DIS!" Tyson shouted. Everyone ignored him…smart people.
"Would all of you SHUT THE FUCK UP, yes Tyson that was a dis and how the fuck did you assholes manage to get on one of my private jets" Kai said, he made sure to emphasis on the 'my'.
"Oh okay then" Tyson said, then sat down in his seat.
"Well you see Kai…" Emily said while batting her eyelashes.
"We used your account," the rest of the all Starz said in unison. Kai's left eye twitched.
"How'd you get the password to the account" Kai asked.
"Tyson" The chorused. Both if Kai's eyes twitched.
Hearing his name being called he immediately reacted,
"I didn't do it…YOU HAVE NO PROOF!"
"How the fuck did you manage to get my password" Kai asked Tyson, his anger building up.
"Voltaire" He stated simply.
Dead silence.
Before anyone could say anything the overhead speaker turned on.
"Welcome passengers to Hiwatari Airlines we are sorry for the delay but the original pilot couldn't make it today so I'll be your substitute" The voice said. Funnily enough the voice sounded vaguely familiar.
The voice continued, "Well buckle up your seat belts and enjoy your flight, good day" the voice finished. Although the announcements were over, the idiot of a pilot forgot to turn off the speaker, so all the beybladers were able to hear everything that the captain said.
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On the speaker they could hear a trolley being wheeled into the captains room.
"Here is your coffee sir" a woman's voice filled the plane. The flight attendant.
"Why Thankyou I…
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD!" screamed the pilot.
Everyone, minus Kai, either hyperventilated, had asthma attacks, threw up or just basically screamed,
"IMA GONNA DIE I'M GONNA I'M GONNA DDDDIIIIIEEEEE!", When they all felt the plane take a dive.
Suddenly the plane became steady again and the captain's voice filled the area,
"I am sorry if that small incident caused any slight discomforts to any of you, you see the stupid flight attendant spilled my coffee all over me! Can you believe it, all over my brand new pants! Now there all wet! Again I'm sorry for any conveniences, THIS IS DJ JAZZMAN SIGNING OFF!"
"What an imbecile" Kai muttered.
"I'm just glad nothing bad happened" Michael sighed in relief.
"Yeah I'll say" Steve agreed.
"Speak for yourself…stupid DJ…his pants aren't the only ones that are wet now" Tyson cursed his bad luck.
All the bladers sat down in their seats and buckled up. Emily sat down next to Kai and battered her eyelashes at him.
'Great, just great. I have a whore sitting next to me and a loud moth freak for a pilot, could this possibly get any worse?" Kai thought.
Boy was he asking for it.
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Kairi: I personally liked that chapter…hopefully it was long enough for you guys.
Tyson: I don't like it.
Kairi: T.T
Kai: (Punches Tyson)
Kairi: (Smiles)
Ray: I wasn't in this chapter
Kairi: You won't be in the next chapter either… I'm sorry Ray…you'll come in soon…I promise.
Ray: (Smiles)
Kenny: I agree with Kairi…I liked this chapter.
Kairi: (Smiles)
Max: Me too…anywayz…R&R
Kairi: Till next time.