Buffy The Vampire Slayer

For once one of Spike plans was going to work, and there was nothing Angel could do about it. Chances are, Buffy has already forgotten Angel and all of her other little friends too. It took Spike maybe two weeks to come up with the whole plot, although he didn't plan on biting anyone but Buffy, but that sniveling little twerp of a friend of hers had to come snooping around, and ended up becoming a messenger in the long run.

Buffy has been unconscious for at least two hours now, and was beginning to awake. Spike watched her calmly then turned his gaze to the orb that was taking her memories. He sighed, it was taking longer than usual, and he was growing impatient. Finally the orb's dim light went out symbolizing that it was finished. Buffy looked up a questioning look placed upon her face, "Huh?" Spike arose quickly making his way over to her, "Buffy…" Buffy quirked an eyebrow at Spike, her memories had been totally wiped out now, she remembered nothing but her own name and some small details, she questioned him in a confused tone, "Who are you?… and what am I doing here?" Spike laughed lightly at her innocence, "Well… you are my fiancée of a sort… and you're here because we are trying to find a nice place to live m'dear…." Buffy looked confused but still said, "Alright then…" she didn't even get to finish her sentence when Spike kissed her roughly then stood back that sly sinister grin placed upon his lips. He untied her feeling that she is no longer much of a threat anymore.

Buffy looked at him her eyes still questioning as she asked, "Since we are… You know… getting married… then shouldn't I have a ring?" He reassured her gently, "Of coarse the most beautiful ring in the world… shall I get it for you to see?" Buffy vaguely remembered a David's Bridal commercial, all these smiling, happy women kissing their 'happy go lucky' husbands, in beautiful white dresses that looked at if they choked you, and long tails that could most likely trip you if you were to walk too fast. But then looking at the room around her dark, medieval state, she couldn't picture that kind of wedding especially standing next to a 'happy go lucky' version of Spike, she just couldn't picture it, even if he dyed his hair brown. Still she just nodded lightly, "Yes… I want to see it…" Spike walked off into the next room, wondering when wonder boy was going to show.

In her memory less state, Buffy was actually beginning to feel a little affection towards Spike, being the only man or person for that matter that she had seen for the majority of her 'life' and all. It wouldn't be bad at all to spend the rest of her life with him, he was being… nice. Not that she didn't expect him to not be nice, she had no memories of him ever being unpleasant, but she still had an unconscious feeling of surprise.

At that moment the door fell to the ground, revealing none other than Angel, just Angel, no one too special. Buffy blinked surprised at the sudden collapsing of the door, and the revealing of this… person. He looked around and a relieved expression came upon him as he saw Buffy. He rushed forward embracing her protectively, then pulling her into a kiss. Between other smaller kisses on the cheeks and what not, he managed out these words, "Buffy… I am so… glad I found you… and Spike doesn't… have you… and I'm back from hell!… are you glad to see me?…" He pulled away to look at her, and make sure that she was alright and in one piece. Buffy looked him up and down and abruptly screamed. Who was this person that just knocks down her door, and… and she felt violated at best, lets just leave it at that.

After retrieving a suitable ring that he knew would catch Buffy's fancy, Spike peaked out into the next room. Ah, it was Angel at last, Spike mumbled under his breath, "Took him long enough…" He was ready to step into the room with a sarcastic comment in mind, but remembered that Buffy didn't know of that side of him. He instantly took over his role as future husband. He stepped out into the room glaring at Angel, "Who are you?… and… get you hands off my fiancée! An- I mean whoever you are!" He rushed up protectively wrapping his arms around Buffy pulling her out of Angel's arms, turning to where he was between her and Angel. Buffy in her seriously surprised voice said, "Spike… h-he knocked down the door a-and came in a-and kissed me!"

Spike tried his best to look appalled. Thankfully Buffy being shorter than him, and him having Buffy's head pressed to his chest… she was hid from his terrible acting skills. Which weren't too terrible, Buffy couldn't see through it, although she had lost her memories. Ok, enough of Spike's terrible acting skills… onto the other part of the story. Spike gasped, "First he knocks down our door, then he violates you!… My word.. Get out of our house a-and quit looking at my wife in that!"

Angel looked shocked. Wife! How could this happen in the term of four hours! It can't I tell you! Mostly because it didn't… weddings take time and… wait this is Spike, he can do anything in the spur of the moment. Angels actually began to gawk, "No… she can't be your wife!" Buffy felt a bit put out, they were talking about her as if she wasn't even there at all! "Actually I'm his fiancée…" she corrected trying to add her input into this oh so energetic conversation. Angel turned to her, "Y-your agreeing to this!" Buffy nodded vigorously, quite proud of this news, and the shocking effect it had on her unwelcome visitor. She looked up to Spike, "Yes! Show him the ring honey…" Angels jaw almost dropped.

"You called him honey!"

"Yes, what else am I to call him?" a tiny blip of an English accent was evident in her tone, Spike must have really rubbed off on her in these long four hours. Buffy then looked to Spike, "What's your name again?"

Spike smiled gently, tying to keep the act going, "It's Spike dearheart, Spike…" Buffy nodded smiling happily turning back to Angel, "Yes… we're getting married tonight!" Spike looked surprised at that comment and added, "Well… I was going to wait until tomorrow, but seeing as your so excited about it I guess we can do it tonight."

Angel turned his head to the side, not wanting to think about what was happening. He turned back and began to walk out in an angry rage. This was ridiculous, it wasn't fair. It was almost as if Spike was doing this just to spite him, as if Spike knew he had come back for Buffy, and was doing all of this just to make Angle stay in hell. On his way to wherever he was going, he didn't quite know where that was yet, but still he was on his way there. He ran into Willow and Giles, they were talking about how long it had been since Buffy had made an appearance, but Angel walked in on the sentence 'Well… she had to turn up sooner or later… I mean she has to be somewhere in town…' Angel was still feeling quite disgusted with what just happened and stopped, his head facing the ground the early morning shadows covering his face , "Why don't you just ask her 'fiancée'…" With that said he began to walk off, leaving them to ponder his statement. As he went off to find some sort of building to stay the rest of this horrible, terrible, traumatizing night.

Spike turned Buffy towards him grinning lightly, "Well… maybe we should wait till tomorrow love…" Buffy shrugged, "I guess… I only told him that because I wanted him to go… he really creeped me out…" Spike laughed to himself and kissed her, "Come… lets get some sleep until the big night comes." Buffy nods lightly in agreement and takes his hand as he leads to their room. (and for all you perverts out there.. They aren't going to do anything that I wouldn't do… and you don't know me… so ha!) the door closed and the sun was beginning to rise.