Ok, thank you guys all sooo much for reviewing! I just woke up with this idea so.. yeah.. hope ya like it! or you can consider it three more chapters..

This is a 3 part Epilouge... That may seem.. unusual, weird, WACKO,but.. It's me... I really I hope you like it!

3 months later

Sam stole into her husbands office quietly. He was on the phone and didn't look up "Yes Mr. President" he said doodling 'Sam' onto a form requesting extra napkins.

"Jack" she whispered softly

He looked at her. He gave herthe 'Jack O'Neill' grin he saved just for her. "Hey" he mouthed

She waved

"Yes Mr. President, No sir. Alright, Good-bye" he said hanging up

She walked over to him "What was that about?" she asked sitting on his lap

He kissed her. "Oh he just wanted to say hi, make sure we didn't bring home anymore alien plants, yada"

She grinned "I have news of my own" she began

"What?" he asked tickling her neck

"Well-" she began when the phone rang again. The RED phone

Jack grimanced and answered it "Hello?" he began. A moment later he mouthed that it was going to take a while. Sam nodded. After waiting 20 minutes, she finally wrote something down on a piece of paper and left, blowing a kiss as she went.

10 minutes later...

Jack gave a sigh of relief as soon as he had hung up the phone. He picked up the piece of paper Sam had writing on

'I'm pregnant"

Those two words jumped out

"SAMMMMMMMMM" he yelled dashing out of his office and to her office, scattering people as he went.

He dashed into her lab. Not there. Control Room. Not there. He sent Hailey into the ladies room to see if she as there. Nope.

"Have you checked the commisary yet sir?" she suggested

His eyes lit up "Hailey! You're agenius!" he cried

In the commisary...

Sam poked at her food. Monday's Mysterious Meal was as usual enedible. She pushed it away and began to eat her jello.

The doors flew open and Jack rushed in. He glanced around until he saw her.

She waved at him.

He rushed over and after picking her up, swung her around

"Jack! Put me down!" she hissed

"Samantha O'Neill, I love you!" he said putting her down gently

"Ditto"

He suddenly released her "Did I hurt you?" he asked suddenly "Do you need something? Pickles? DOnuts?"

She stared at him "What?" she asked

He smiled sheepishly "I wasn't home for Sara really but I remember what she craved"

She shuddered "Gross"

He rolled his eyes "I'll bet you'll top any of hers" he said "hmm.. blue jello with m&m's and peanuts" he said thoughtfully.

"JACK!" she cried "That's disgusting"

He kissed her

Daniel and Teal'c strolled in talking earnestly but stopped abruptly upon seeing their fellow workers sharing a passionate kiss

"Uhhhh... what's going on?" Daniel asked trying to sound casual.

"We're having a baby" he cried

Daniel stared at them

"WHAT?" he cried

Uhh.. yeah.. I really hope you like this! I laughed myself crazy writing this!