Hey! After about three years, I've decided to add another chapter to this! Thanks so much to everyone who reviewed!
Disclaimer: I don't own anything, nothing, nada, except for the stuff that I own.

Maggie looked at the military man who had approached her and beloved in the forest

with horror, for that's how she felt, horrible, because everything about this

situation was horrid. How could a man of war enter her and her beloved's place

of peace? How dare he! Maggie cursed him, curse curse curse, for taking away her

Legolas. The elf she'd just met and come to love. Love dang it! Did he not

understand that! She watched as the military man pronounced his sentance

"Legolas" He spoke, "You are needed in Rivendell where dangerous danger awaits you.

Go!" And with that, he walked away, leaving Maggie and Legolas alone in their despair.

"Maggie" Legolas spoke gently, oh how soft his voice was. And with that, all was well

between them. well, except for the fact that Legolas still was forced off to Rivendell

and she was left alone to wait. Wait for his return...wait...and wait...and wait.

And that's when Maggie realized her life was much more boring then it had been about five

minutes previously... UTILL she discovered she was with child...LEGOLAS'S CHILD!

Ok, well hopefully that was even a little bit funny. If you chuckled, leave a review, if you laughed untill you cried, review, if this story made you want to run around like a mad man and gauge your eyes out, still review! Thanks again to everyone who reviewed the first chapter! later! -crazytook