hi all it is Tubs, Orlin and Heather here again,
Here is a disclaimer:
Heather's Disclaimer: We don't own most of the characters here. James, Sirius, Remus, Lily, Peter and the teachers belong to JK Rowling et al. Orlin belongs to uh Orlin (but it was I who convinced her to turn evil) and Sev belongs to me. Yessss. Argh! It's Bloomsbury- theyre after my blood!! Aaaaaarrrgghh, noooo the claws and the sharp pointed teeth....
Yes Well anyway moving on,
my dear friend Heather was sick of correctiong my work that she desided to rite this one with me.
Heather: I smell a grammer error (okay lots)
Tubs: i agree with Heather Orlins grammer is atroscious i keep telling her to learn in school but noooooo.!!
Orlin: Anyway I am going to sugest that we get on with the story
Summary: Once upon a time in a magical land there lived the Marauders. And Sev. And orl- lots of other people too. Join us in their sixth year at Hogwarts by reading this (true!) account. PG-13 for hints of RLSB and SSLE and green hair. Read... because its good.
Tubs: the end, wait no read dowbn thats the fict this is the ramblings end.
James landed with a thud on the familiar street of Diagon Alley, and looked up dazed. Sirius helped him to his feet and they brushed themselves down to remove the worst of the dirt which had managed to accumulate. Just the, out of a large and noisy crowd rushed Remus.
"Where in the world have you chaps been?" he exclaimed. "You're really late."
Sirius and James grinned sheepishly and apologetically.
"You don't even want to know…"
"Why, what happened?" Remus asked, looking at his two friends.
James proceeded to tell Remus what had happened as they walked up to Flourish and Blotts to buy their school books.
"Another dimension?! How the hell did you two work that out?" Remus asked them, a surprised look on his face.
"Well, it was Sirius…" James said, knowing that he himself had never opened a book about other dimensions, even when he was learning the art of animagus.
"Moony, we may not be as smart as you, but once in a new moon we do learn something" he replied with a grin.
Sirius suddenly noticed that James hadn't laughed at his rather witty moon comment and was about to ask why when he noticed that James was no longer with them- he was crossing the street fast, shouting at someone.
"What's got into him and who is he shouting at?" Sirius asked, glancing around. Remus laughed,
"Padfoot, use your ears- he's shouting at our dear friend Snape"
Sirius looked round and saw Snape walking out of a Potion Supplies shop and then looked at James who was walking straight towards him.
"This will be interesting. Last time those two were together, Prongs came out of it with a third eye and Snape had blue hair, purple robes with the Gryffindor emblem on them and a bad case of hiccups, remember? There was fire and all sorts…" Sirius said, his gaze still fixed on the pair.
"Yeah, you don't think he'll be stupid enough to attack him here do you?" Remus asked, looking slightly worried.
"I don't know, maybe we should go over just in case," Sirius said, walking over to James who was staring at Snape.
"Well if it isn't our good friend Snivellus. How has your summer been?" James said, grinning at him. Sirius was confused (!) what was James up to?
"My summer-" he started, but James cut him off.
"Really? That's nice. I see your hairs back to its usual greasy black state again, didn't you like the blue?" Not waiting for an answer, he carried on. "Hmm well if you don't like blue, let's try…" He looked to Sirius for inspiration.
"Try green Prongs!" Sirius replied, laughing at the thought.
"Padfoot, what were you just saying?" admonished Remus. "Though green does sound funny…"
James grabbed his wand and muttered the simple latin words, gave a quick flick of his wand and they all burst out laughing as Snape's hair turned to a bright acid green.
"What do you two think?" he asked, stepping back to admire his handiwork.
"Oh yes, that's his colour. Most definitely," laughed Sirius and Remus grinned as they watched Snape walk away from them, turning back to shout,
"Just wait till we get back to school!" (awww)
"Come on, we need to get our books," Remus reminded them.
The rest of the day was quite normal and they arranged for Remus to come and spend the rest of the holidays with them at James' house after making sure there were no full moons.
"See you two next week then"
"Yeah Moony, it'll be no fun without you mate" Sirius replied, poking James in the back.
"Huh, what?" asked James who had been daydreaming again.
"Thinking about Lily again, are we?" Remus teased. " I was only saying goodbye. See y'all next week"
"Me? Lily? Uhh no… yeah uh see you next week, eh? Remember to bring your school things with you."
"We believe you!" Sirius said sarcastically. "I mean, why would you be thinking about Lily?"
Then both he and Remus dissolved into laughter.
"Oh yeah, you never told us what Lily said when you asked her if you liked her. Well?"
It was true James hadn't told Remus, or Sirius, what had happened on the last week of term and he went rather red at this question.
"Oh, well she said that um she couldn't like me because she was seeing some lad in Ravenclaw and we left at that really," he said, which was half true, hoping they would just drop it. Lily did say she didn't like him that way but no Ravenclaw had been mentioned.
"Right," said Sirius, rolling his eyes.
"I've really got to dash!" Remus suddenly exclaimed, and turned and set off at a gentle jog towards the exit. "See you next week!" he called back.
"Come on Sirius, we should be getting back too. Do we have everything?" James asked.
"Yes… oh hang on, we need to get ink. We're down to one pot"
"You and your bloody fanfictions…" James muttered under his breath. "Come on! Let's get going!"
They bought five or six bottles at the nearest supply shop, but just as they were leaving James walked straight into the red haired girl he loved so much.
"Oh sorry," he said, before working out who she was. "Oh Lily! I'm, sorry, I didn't see you! Are you alright?" he fussed, genuinely concerned about her health.
She looked at him, a disgusted expression on her face,
"James Potter!" she cried. "I saw what you did to poor Severus. How could you?"
Leaving no time for James to respond, she carried on. "Clearly you didn't listen to a word I said before summer." And with that she turned and hurried out of the shop.
End of the Chapter 1
Tubs well do you guys likes? please please please please review :)
ok byes from
Heather, Tubs and you guessed it Orlin!!!
