Seeing as we got 1 Review thank you so very kindly we decided to put this chapter up today!

Orlin: Anyway Heather could not be here today to put this chapter up with me so i'm on my own doing it-

Tubs: and what am invisable!!??

Orlin: As i was saying i am on my own doing it. This has to be one of my favourite chapters in this fict coz it was so funny writing it.....so i hope you enjoy.

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Tekitwa Dreamer: hehe yeah the hair colours where great fun to write, and i felt bad writing the hate with snape but its so funny and so i hope you like this chapter.

On with The Damn Fine Story

Finally the day before school arrived. After Remus had joined them there hadn't been much space in James' small room for much and they were starting to get restless.

"Just wait, this time tomorrow we'll be in our dormitory with all the other Gryffindors. Won't that be fun?" Sirius asked, an excited look on his face.

"Yeah," James and Remus agreed.

The next morning they would be awoken by James' parents who had agreed to take them t the train station…

As it turned out, James and Remus were awake long before James' parents, thanks to Sirius' snoring which were getting louder and more persistent as time went on. They tried to wake him with gentle punches, hard punches, water and various spells but to no avail. The only thing that would wake Sirius up was the faint call of "Breakfast!" from the bottom of the stairs.

When they arrived at the platform, they were greeted by the sight of twenty or so excitable first years, milling around the platform.

"Big year," Sirius commented as one of them tripped over his trunk, disturbing the owls. Before long they had boarded the train and were on their way back to Hogwarts.

Four carriages down in an inconspicuously gloomy corner seat, Severus brushed his hair from his face with a silent sigh of relief. Although he would never admit it, he was immensely glad that the Potter Brigade had sat down in their usual seats near the other inanely twittering popular kids. How glad he was that wasn't like them, he thought to himself as he reached down to pat his jet black cat, Anspitzer, who was lying, curled up but alert, on his long black robes. But the, a tiny voice in his head interrupted with a pang, it surely couldn't be all bad. No concerns about being attacked, a vast network of friends and- no. He shook his head, as if to get rid of the thought. He would never be one of those mindless arrogant clones like James Potter, and with that he turned back to the thick leather book he had propped up next to him.

Sirius sat writing a history essay he had ignored all summer, Remus sat reading a book on charms, and James had disappeared…

Sirius looked up, "When did he leave?" he asked looking at the empty seat where his friend should have been.

"Maybe when he said, see you later you two I am going to see what is happening up the train." Remus said, not looking up.

"Oh yeah, say Remus have you finished your Which Witch essay for Binns yet?" Sirius asked. "Coz I was wondering if I could erm compare my essay with it…" he looked at Lupin pleadingly.

"Oh here, just use this. I made a spare incase you didn't bother," sighed Remus.

"Wow you ok mate? Not ill are you?" Sirius asked looking amazed. "And don't you need to go to that Prefect meeting?"

Remus looked up, "Well you seem to always copy mine so I thought I'd help," he grinned. "And yeah I guess I should go, see you later." He got up and left, but Sirius didn't notice him leave. Likewise he didn't notice the fourth year Gryffindor girl walk by, obviously a keen member of his fan club, see him, go bright red and run off.

Meanwhile, James was wandering down the train when he stopped and looked in one of the carriages and saw Snape, alone as usual.

"Aww if it isn't poor Snivelly Snape, all alone again," James said, walking into the carriage.

"Potter. What do you want?" Snape said looking at James with a fierce glare. "Or have Black and Lupin realized how pathetic you are and made you leave? Well you're not welcome here!"

"Now first Snape, you don't have any friends (aww) so don't patronise me about it, and secondly I figured we could finish what we started in Diagon Alley," he said raising an eyebrow at Snape.

"Well…I…um" Severus started but James already had his wand out.

"JAMES WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" came the voice of Lily from behind him, he hid his wand and turned round.

"I was just having a friendly chat with my friend Sniv- I mean Snape" he said, looking her in the eye and grinning.

"Yeah sure… I believe you," she said, half laughing. "James Potter leave now or I'll put you in detention for threatening another student." She moved slightly so that her silver Prefect badge was visible.

"See you in class Snape, bye Lily," James said, turning red as he left because Snape had made a fool out of him.

Remus returned to his carriage to find Sirius still writing his essay out.

"We'll be there in ten minutes. I've just been to ask the driver." He said. "Has James been back?"

Just then James walked in and threw himself into a chair.

"We have to get him good this year," he stated, looking at Sirius. "Blimey, did we have History of Magic homework from Binns?!" he asked panic stricken.

"Don't worry, here have this one," Remus said, laughing at his friend.

"Oh yeah, Sirius, your fanclub is awaiting you in the corridor," James said, knowing it would irritate him.

"WHAT? WE AREN'T EVEN AT SCHOOL YET! HOW DO THEY FIND ME?"

"Don't worry, James' won't be far off," Remus said to make him feel better.

Orlin: Well that is it for now i think we did well with this chapter i especially like Sirius in this chapter,

Tubs: No You like the James Snape and Lily bit i liked the Sirius bit honestly,

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