DGA: I have returned! After feeling loved, I am posting up a story based around Rei and his antics as he tries towoo our unsuspecting and very much uncaring Kai.

Kai:...Unsuspecting? I know exactly what's-

DGA: Hush!

Kai:...-hushes-

DGA: Now this is a yaoi story so I would runfast if you don't see eye to eye with open minded people. Further more, this story will contain coarse language, possible scenes of violence, illegal activities, future innuendos, sex scenes, character bashings and ooc obssessions and worst fears...You havebeen warned.

Kai:...Like what?

DGA:...?

Kai: Obssession wise.

DGA: You'll have to see, ne? Disclaimer please!

Kai: Again? -sigh- D.G.A. Does not own Beyblades or the Character designs. But you are capable of gaining money from her now.

DGA:-in background- Yay! I have five dollars!

Kai:...Enjoy.

Life is complex. But, it takes arseholes like Hiwatari Kai to make it flat out impossible. I mean, what does it take to get nailed by this guy anyway?

Oh. Sorry. I should start from the very beginning, shouldn't I?

It starts with me, everyone's favorite neko-jin, Kon Rei. No. I don't lack modesty, thank-you very much. It's just that every body thinks I'm lovable and cute. It's not my fault.

Anyway...

I set out to see the world. To become both a better beyblader, and a better person. So I came to join the Bladebreakers…and…I never realized that you can become gay in one second flat.

There he was, stoic, tall and strong, ignoring all else and finding sanctum in his own mind. Hiwatari Kai. I lost all sense the second I laid eyes on him. Never before in my life, had I seen someone like Hiwatari Kai. I was used to tanned skin, natural hair colours…except Mariah's and Kevin's, of course…but…I had never seen someone so pale! I was infatuated by not only that, but also his mentality, and his dark contrast to my view on life and the world. Sure, he's a grouch, a bastard even, but one has got to admit, he's pretty damn gropable. And not just that! He's drop dead sexy! I mean really! I'm pretty attractive myself, and I'm not afraid to admit it. But he's just been voted this year's "Top Bachelor"! Come on!

But, back to what's important…

The Bladebreakers have been a team for over two years now, and I'm driving myself insane! I've fallen in love with the guy that everyone loves to hate but they still want a piece of him! Now I have to be cool. I'm making a game plan here.

I WILL by the end of this month, get Hiwatari Kai to nail me.

It's a broad goal, I know. It can be approached from plenty of different angles. But I have a feeling that only a few of them will work. So, I will do my homework and I will not rest until I finally make this boy my koi!

Now…how to get this party started…

DGA: And there's chapter one. Yes this, is a chapter fic. The first chapter is short but it's just the intro to the story. So,if you want the next chapter, review kudasai!

Kai: Or I'll poke your eye out with a rusty spoon. Doesn't matter if it's left or right. You can decide that.Then I'llpick your spleen out with a spork and prod you multiple times with sharp cooking utensils before finally calling you many nasty names.

DGA: Kai likes his cutlery.

Kai: Yes, yes I do.

DGA: Brutal...but very efficient.Rei sends his hugs to all those who reviewed "WithYourLips to Mine".

Kai: Lucky bastards..

DGA: HUSH!

Kai:...-hushes-