Author's Note – I'm going to repost this from my old, KawaiiGirls account. So you people can enjoy this as well. Lol.
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Kurama pulls up to Yusuke's house and knocks on the door. Yusuke opens the door holding two black gym bags. They load the gym bags into the trunk of Kurama's car. Yusuke seats himself in the passenger seat of the car and Kurama takes the wheel.
Kurama: We have to go pick up Kuwabara next then we'll meet Hiei at the park I already have his bag. Which by the way seems very light...
Yusuke: Why? Didn't he pack any extra clothes?
Kurama: I'm sure he did...but only a little...wrinkles his nose
Yusuke: with lots of sarcasm in his voice Oh I'm sure that will be pleasant.
Kurama: with an equal amount of sarcasm Hai...
They soon arrive at Kuwabara's house. Yusuke stays in the car as Kurama goes to the door and knocks. A sleepy Shizuru answers the door
Shizuru: Don't normal people sleep at this hour?
Kurama: -- Shizuru, it's 8 o'clock in the morning.
Shizuru: Yeah, she sighs Fine lemme get him up...
Yusuke: heard from the car You mean he's not up yet?
Kurama: Tell me he packed his bags before he went to bed last night...
Shizuru: Lucky for you I reminded him of that.
Yusuke: shouting up at Kuwabara most likely waking the whole neighborhood OI! YOU BIG LUGHEAD! GET OUTTA BED SO WE CAN GET OUTTA HERE!
Kurama: winces at the volume of Yusuke's voice Do you have to yell so loud?
Yusuke: If I wanna wake him up I do.
Shizuru: Doesn't sound like it worked.
Kuwabara: comes bounding down the stairs Okay guys I'm ready to go!
Kurama, Yusuke, and Shizuru all sweat drop
Kurama: Let's get going before the neighborhood committee comes and gets us for disturbing the peace...
Yusuke: Alright, Hey Kuwabaka! Get in the car!
Kuwabara: Okay...getting in the car Hey wait a sec...
Kurama: starting up the car and starting to drive Yusuke, you do realize that as soon as we pick up Hiei you're going to have to get into the back seat. We don't a fight in the back seat this early in the trip do we?
Yusuke: Guess not...Unless you want your car blown to ashes
Kurama: I'd rather like to keep my car in one-piece thank you
They drive to the park and they continue to drive around until they spot Hiei. Hiei takes too long walking up so Kurama gets out and pushes him along the pavement to the car. Yusuke had taken over the driver's seat and Hiei quickly took the passenger seat next to him not wanting to sit next to Kuwabara. Kurama sighs and takes the back seat
Yusuke: Alright I get to drive!
Hiei: I'm so happy for you sarcasm
Kuwabara: Where are we goin' again?
Yusuke: I don't think we decided on that yet...So...where to?
Kuwabara: I know!(wow he actually knows something, for once)
Hiei: Since when did your haze of stupidity fade away?
Kuwabara: Shut up shrimp! We should go to the beach!
Kurama: That sounds like a good idea.
Yusuke: I guess...it'll give me a chance to check out all the hot babes!
Kuwabara: What makes you think they'll pay any attention to you when I'm around? Besides you already have a girlfriend!
Hiei: If any decent Nigen saw you they'd probably scream their heads off...
Kuwabara: Like they'd be attracted to a shrimp like you...
Hiei: And you think I care? Now for the rest of this trip I don't want to hear you talk to me. If I hear any of your obnoxious baka comments I'm going to pretend I don't hear you...
Yusuke: Give it up Kuwabara...mutters so no one can hear Besides they wouldn't be attracted to an ugly baboon like you...
Kurama: Yes please I would like to keep my car in one piece...
Hiei: sits back and mutters some incoherent words followed by something about wishing he could murder the baka nigen behind him
Kurama: Could we please get going? And Hiei don't you dare even think about it...you know that if you kill a human then not only will you be severely punished but so will I.
Yusuke: You got it! Now sit down, shut up, and hold on its gonna be a bumpy ride!
Kurama and Kuwabara both gulp. Kurama latches himself onto the seat in front of him and Kuwabara grabs onto the side of the door. Hiei simply propped his feet up on the dash board as Yusuke's foot plunged down on the gas. The car sped forward and after 10 minutes of almost crashing into trucks, cars, street signs, and trees, running all the stop signs, and stop lights, and driving the wrong way in a one way street they had to stop for gas
Kuwabara: clinging to the door for dear life We're gonna die. We're gonna die. We're gonna...finally realizes the car has stopped and he's still alive I'M ALIVE!
Hiei: hears Kuwabara's exclamation of joy Damn...I was hoping he would have fallen out...clinging tight to the bottom of his seat his feet had fallen off the dash board during a sharp turn around a corner
Kurama: hair his mussed and is clinging so tight to the seat it has holes in it where his fingers are Yusuke...Do you think it's possible that your driving could get ANY WORSE?
Yusuke: Was it really that bad? completely unaware that his friends are looking ill from his driving techniques
Kurama: looking green like he's about to throw up
Yusuke: Guess so... Does that mean you wanna take over then?
Kurama: nods and says exasperatedly Yes Yusuke...
Yusuke: starts to get out and waits for Kurama to get into the driver's seat
Kurama: as he's getting into the driver's seat after paying for the gas Oh and Yusuke...
Yusuke: yeah?
Kurama: Remind me NEVER to get into the same car as you...when you're the one driving.
Hiei: also looking a bit green I don't think I want to sit up front any more...
Kuwabara: Awe is the shrimp getting a stomachache?
Hiei: Unless you don't want to have a stomach I suggest you shut up!
Kuwabara: What happened to ignoring me? Huh?
Hiei: corner of mouth twitching Just shut up!
Kurama: Both of you just shut up and quit arguing!
Everyone stares at Kurama
Kurama: What?
Yusuke: first to snap out of his surprised stupor nothin'..
Hiei: Hn.
Kuwabara: Whatever...sits back and props his feet one the seat in front him, which results in Hiei pushing them down with quite a bit of force
Kurama: turns the ignition and starts to drive
After 10 minutes of driving and some arguing
Yusuke: Kurama...I'm getting bored can you turn on the radio?
Yusuke and Kuwabara had gone through the ABC game (where you look for things alongside the road and find things that start with a particular letter for those idiots out there), Jiigen, and thumbwars, and Yusuke had just beaten Kuwabara at thumbwars for a 15th time
Hiei: as Kurama reaches for the radio dial No. I don't want to listen to your baka nigen music...
Kuwabara: Whatever, shrimp, you think whatever we like is stupid any ways so your opinion doesn't count.
Hiei: Opinion...that's a big word for you Kuwabaka...
Kuwabara: What did you call me!
Kurama: Kuwabara, Hiei if you don't stop it I'll put both of you beside each other.
Yusuke: Don't you think that would make it worse?
Kurama: Yusuke. Don't make me pull over...
Yusuke: whatever...just turn on the radio and none of that crap you listen to please...lets hear some Rock' n' Roll!
Kuwabara: Yeah! Rock' n' Roll!
Kurama: Sighs and changes it to the loud rock' n' roll they demanded
Hiei: slightly startled by the sudden change of volume in the car, feet fall off the dashboard Damn it! Why do we have to listen to this shit!
Kurama: Majority rules, Hiei
Kuwabara: Besides you think everything we like is stupid so your opinion doesn't count!
Hiei: Opinion...that's a big word for you Kuwabaka...
Kuwabara: Shut up!
Yusuke: Well he has a point Kuwabara
Kuwabara: Shut up Urameshi!
Yusuke: Make me!
Hiei: Both of you shut up!
Yusuke: YOU make me!
Hiei: turns around and draws sword pointing it in Yusuke's general direction I will if I have to!
Kurama: Hiei sit down! slams on breaks
everyone flies forward and both Yusuke and Kuwabara are upside-down
Hiei: goes forward into the dashboard Oi! What was that for?
Kuwabara: Ouf...
Kurama: Not my fault! Look! points ahead at traffic
Kuwabara: I would if I could...
Yusuke: Kinda stuck here
Hiei: Hn...Sits back down and folds his hands behind his head
Yusuke: A little help here?
Kuwabara: Yeah we could use some help...
Hiei:...remains where he is
Kurama: Hiei do something...
Hiei: Why don't you if you're so concerned?
Kurama: I have to watch the road...Now do something.
Yusuke and Kuwabara are both still struggling to get up
Hiei: Hn.. Props feet up on the dashboard and notices a small curved button sticking out of the side of his seat and, curiosity taking over, presses it back. He jumps when it starts to move forward and then smirks
Yusuke: realizing that the seat is coming back on him AH! HIEI MOVE IT UP!
Kurama: Hiei I meant do something to help!
Hiei: continues to smirk ignoring both Kurama and Yusuke's comments
Yusuke: HIEI MOVE IT UP! DAMN IT!
Kurama: Hiei...
Hiei: continues to move it back
Yusuke: DAMN IT HIEI YOU BASTARD MOVE IT UP!
Kurama: suddenly gets an idea and reaches for the radio
Hiei: doesn't notice and continues to move it back
Yusuke: DAMN IT YOU BASTARD MOVE IT UP!
For those -few- Kuwabara fans out there he's still trying on his own he's not about to except help from Hiei as you may know so we're keeping him quiet here cuz he doesn't really have an important to play here
Kurama: Turns the volume of radio all the way up ( bursting 2 spirit detectives eardrums!)
Yusuke: AHHHHHHHH!KURAMA! WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO KILL ME! I'M RIGHT BY THE SPEAKERS YOU BAKA!TURN THE THING DOWN!
Kuwabara: AHHHHHHHHHHHH! IT BURNS!MAKE IT STOP!
Hiei: feet fall off the dashboard once more God damn it Kurama! Fine just shut this off! starts to move it forward(to Yusuke's relief I'm sure )
Kurama: smiles and turns it down a little but doesn't turn if off just yet
Yusuke: finally gets his head out from under the seat Damn it! Kurama I demand shot gun!
Kurama: I don't think that would be wise Yusuke...remember what happened last time Kuwabara and him were that close in a confined space?
Yusuke: But Hiei just tried to murder me!
Hiei: Not murder...
Yusuke: Tsh yeah right! You would have enjoyed that you little bastard!
Yusuke::starts singing along to the song:((the horror))
Hiei: grrrrr : slumps down in his seat and glares out the window at the stationary cars:
Kuwabara: XP :starts to sing also: ((MY EARS THEY BURN!))
Kurama::twitches at the traffic and Kuwabara's singing: Please do not sing
Kuwabara::stops and blinks: why?
Kurama: Because it...well...it's...
Hiei: because your singing is hideous
Kuwabara: shut up shrimp!
Yusuke: Yea, Kuwabara, and didn't you take singing lessons in, what, fourth grade?
Hiei: I bet he failed that one...¬¬
Kuwabara: no I didn't! the teacher thought I had a really good voice!
Hiei: she was deaf then...
Kurama::finally gets sick of music and turns to the news: Maybe they'll be something on the traffic...
Reporter: At Heathrow Airport today, an individual, later discovered to be a public school teacher, was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a compass, a protractor, and a graphical calculator. Authorities believe he is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement. He is being charged with carrying weapons of math instruction.
Hiei: how about we not listen to anything...:glaring at the radio:
Kurama: I can live with that :turns off radio:
Kuwabara: but...
Hiei: shut up baka
Kuwabara::glares and sticks his tongue out at Hiei:
Hiei: You want something to happen to that?
Kuwabara::tongue zips back into his mouth:
Yusuke::snickers:
Kuwabara::shakes his fist at
Yusuke::kicks him:
Kuwabara: Owies::holds where Yusuke kicked him:
Yusuke: You asked for it
Kuwabara: XP
Yusuke: XP
Hiei: I could solve the problem of tongue easily :puts his hand on his sword:
Kurama: Hiei, I don't want blood in my car, take it outside
Yusuke: But we're on the highway
Hiei: I could easily do that no matter where we are..
Kuwabara::scowls:
Kurama::sigh: I give up
Hiei: then I can kill them here?
Kurama: No.
Hiei: damn...
Kurama: Wait till later, when they aren't in the car
Yusuke: Are you serious! You'd let him kill us!
Kuwabara: XP
Hiei: can I cut off his tongue now::referring to Kuwabara:
Kurama: No actually, because then we'd both get charged for the death of a human and have to suffer for it
Kurama: Not right now but you can
Hiei::smirks:
Kuwabara: Ha! like the shrimp could really cut my tongue out::white faced:
Yusuke: Ya know, actually he can
Kuwabara: shut up Urameshi!
Yusuke: Can't make me
Kuwabara: wanna bet?
Yusuke: Is that a challenge::sits up straight in his seat and takes headphones out of the seat pocket:
Hiei::glances back and thinks about stopping them but decides to just watch them beat each other up:
Kuwabara::pulls out his set of headphones: what do u think?
Yusuke::proceeds to cram the headphones down Kuwabara's throat:
Kuwabara::hitting Yusuke in the head with his headphones:
Hiei::turns away and watches the traffic:
Kurama::looks at them in rear-view mirror: If you don't stop you don't get lunch, or dinner, or any food at all unless you can steal it from Hiei
Hiei: Oi!
Yusuke::slowly put the headphones back:
Kuwabara::puts his headphones down and slumps, pouting, into his seat:
Yusuke::does the same and looks out the window: Are we there yet?
Kurama: We haven't moved for the past half-hour
Hiei: baka...
Yusuke: Look Kurama! A side road! With no traffic!
Kurama::looks down road, it looks creepy: I wonder why...
Yusuke: Take it Kurama!
Kurama: Well...
Yusuke: Hurry! We only got 2 hours before we move past it!
Hiei: Just go! I don't want to listen to them bicker the whole a whole two hours!
Kurama::sigh: Alright...
Kurama::turns off onto side road: If we die Yusuke, I'll kill you in Spirit World
Hiei: We won't die Kurama it's just a road..
Kuwabara::makes a girlish sound: I don't wanna go!
Kurama: but no one else is on it and it's FORBORDING and...did he just...:referring to Kuwabara:
Hiei::smirks:
Kuwabara: Did I just what?
Hiei: he wasn't talking about you baka
Yusuke::tries to scoot as far away from Kuwabara as possible:
Kuwabara: what?
Yusuke::coughGAYcough:
Kuwabara::brings his head up between the two front seats: where are we going?
Hiei::leans away and pushes his head away:
Kurama: Well we were trying to go to the beach but.:looks out window ad dark forest: I think we're lost now
Hiei::sarcasm: oh joy...the Detective got us lost...
Kurama::would glare at Hiei but is too busy with driving:
Kuwabara::clings to Yusuke's midriff: I'M SCARED!
Yusuke: Wha..? GET OFF!
Hiei: ..:mutters so only Kurama can hear: Bakas..
Kurama::sighs and nods in agreement then pulls the car to a stop and checks the time: 8:30 already? It can't be!
Kuwabara: AHHHHHH DON'T STOP DRIVING GET US OUT OF HERE::still trying to cling to Yusuke:
Kurama: I think we should stop for the night :wonders how time passed so quickly:
Kuwabara: NOO! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE IF YOU STOP!
Yusuke: We are not!
Hiei: shut it baka you're being obnoxious..
Kuwabara: STOP IT! I'M SCARED AND I WANNA GO HOME!
Hiei::rolls his eyes: coward
Yusuke: Well tough luck!
Kurama: Yusuke, Kuwabara, we need fire wood
Yusuke: Yea?
Kurama: ...Go get it
Kuwabara::slightly surprised Yusuke hasn't made any attempt to get him off but doesn't think on it: WAAAAAAAAA! I DONT WANNA GO!
Yusuke: Oh :opens car door and gets out, dragging Kuwabara out as well:
Kuwabara :grabs on of the sides of the door: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Kurama::steps out of car: I'll find food, Hiei, when they bring back wood please start a fire
Hiei: Hn.
Yusuke::whacks his hand and drags him away from the car:
Kuwabara: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Yusuke: Quit being such a baby!
Kuwabara: BUT I'M SCARED!
Yusuke: Think of Yukina! How would she feel if she saw you acting like this::continues to drag him away from the car:
Kuwabara::jumps up: YUKINA MY LOVE! I WILL NEVER BACK DOWN::starts to run into the forest and accidentally runs face first into a tree:
Yusuke: We're just collecting firewood, Kuwabara, not killing ourselves
Kuwabara :swaying as he backs away from the tree: Ah...but mommy! I don't want to go to school! That big kid picks on me::falls to the ground with the swirly eyes:
Yusuke::stare: I'll just get the wood myself
Kuwabara: eheh...
-Hey that's the end of the first chapter. We hope you enjoyed it. We don't really care if you flame us but if we get too many we may stop making this story but, any flames will be used to set Kuwabara's hair on fire.-