Author's Note – Okay, lol I had to work a bit on editing this because, damn. We had a lot of typos before. Lol. This is seventh grade shit here. Lol. Neways. –reposts the next chapter-
Disclaimer -ok we don't own Yu Yu Hakusho.-
Yumi: I hate disclaimers they're soo depressing... ¬¬
Yumi: Well we got alot of questions in our Reviews so I guess we should answer 'em..eh Aurie?
Aurie::absent look on face: We got mail?
Yumi: yes we did...Remember we were writing a fanfiction?
Aurie: We wer- oh OH! Oh YEA! - Now I remember! -
Yumi: uu well i guess we should get onto answering your questions...:steps away from Aurie and pulls out a piece of paper:
First Question:
SanWolf:
but can we set Kuwabara's hair on fire anyways:pouts:pwease?
Yumi::winks: We'll see about that...
Aurie::has a match under a Kuwabara picture: Yea, we'll see
((not a question so what?))
Birmah:
"the pokemone are coming hurray hurray. the pokemon are coming hurray hurray." hahaha snickers again
Yumi: Get a grip girl...¬¬
Aurie: Let's sing songs! Row-row-row your boat gently down the stream, throw the girlscouts overboard and listen to them SCREAM! -:pause: wait...
Yumi::backs away from Aurie and continues to read down the paper: oh- kay...next!
Half Blondie 1:
"Hiei: If any decent Niger saw you they'd probably scream their heads off..."
Uhh, did u mean Nigen?
Yumi: oh yeah...my bad...:glares at the Microsoft word icon on screen:dang spell check...
Aurie:;points at Yumi: She did it! -
Yumi::glares a deadly glare at Aurie:
Aurie::Is Lady Clueless and doesn't notice she's on the verge of being hurt:
Yumi:Lets move on before i hurt Aurie shall we:looks back down at the paper:
Aurie: Okies!
Kairan Akiyama
1)Okay, how many KawaiiGirls are there? 2)Why will Kurama get punished as well if Hiei kills someone? And 3)Will something eat Kuwabaka? (I love it!) Cause if it did, it's get indigestion. A-nee-way... hugs Teddy-Van I like your story, and roadtrips are fun. Last question. 4)How soon will you update new chapters?
1-Yumi: there are two of us...:glances at Aurie: but hopefully two is enough...
Aurie::humming a song while pouring boiling water on a bunch of Kagome and Kuwabara pictues:
2-Yumi: ok next...Kurama gets punished cuz he and Hiei were freed on the same conditions so if Hiei is punished he is too
Aurie: Which is unfair because Hiei's got a short fuse and Kurama doesn't so Hiei'd...:rambles for a moment: And anyway...:looks down at hot choccy she's going to have at the beginning of each chapter from now on: My hot choccy got cold...
Yumi:glares daggers at her for her comment about Hiei:
Aurie::looks sadly at hot choccy and doesn't notice:
3-Yumi: remembers she's supposed to be answering questions and looks down at the paper: Question three...Will something eat Kuwabaka?...most likely...:evil grin:
Aurie: Something ate my hamster...:pours hot choccy on Kagome and Kuwabara pictures:
4-Yumi: That's nice...erm...Aurie i can't read your hand writing here...
Aurie: I have classes for that, and meh in...er...english:tries to re- write question on paper:
Yumi: just tell us what it says...
Aurie: Anubis-kun is teac'ing meh how to write - 'e's got pretty 'andwriting :turns to paper and clears throat: "4)'ow soon will you update new c'apters?"
Yumi: alright...How soon will we update chapters?...well as soon as possible this one is a bit later then usual cuz i accidentally lost it...:nervous laugh:
Aurie:glares: Ye.((yes))
Yumi: OH-kay so that about wraps up the..ehem...questions...we hope you enjoy the second chapter of our story!
Aurie: Ye(yes) whe(we) do! -:makes note to go see Anubis about speech lessons:
Yumi:ENJOY:backs away as Aurie returns to glaring at her:
YYHRoadtrip: Chapter 2- Karasu and the Old Man
:Yusuke and Kuwabara return with the wood Kuwabara with alot of bruises and Yusuke rolling his eyes:
Hiei :sitting on top of the car looking at what little sky he can see through the trees:
Kuwabara::gawks at him:
Yusuke: Did you just sit there this whole time?
Hiei: Yup...just put the wood over there :points to a spot on the ground that's been cleared of leaves:
Yusuke::drops wood over at spot: Ya think you could be any less helpful!
Hiei: yeah as a matter of fact i could...:slips off the roof of the car and walks over to the wood:
Kuwabara::sits close to the wood on the ground after putting down his wood:
Hiei::creates sparks as he lights the fire sending some at Kuwabara:
Kuwabara::doesn't notice as a spark flies at his hair and sets it on fire:
Yusuke::blink, blink: When do you think he'll notice...?
Hiei::smirks and walks away as the fire starts to burn on Kuwabara's head as well as on the wood: what do you think?
Kuwabara::finally notices the fire on his head and jumps up: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Yusuke::stares at Kuwabara's burning hair:
Hiei::jump onto the top of the car and sits there watching with malicious interest:
Kuwabara::runs around in circles: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I'M ON FIRE! HELP ME!
Yusuke: Kuwabara, what did the pre-school teacher tell you about what you do when you're set on fire?
Yusuke: She only told you before we left...
Kuwabara: I DON'T KNOW I TOO BUSY WATCHING HER TO LISTEN! I HAD A HOT PRE- SCHOOL TEACHER!
Yusuke::slaps forehead:
Hiei: Hn
Yusuke: Stop, drop, roll...
Kuwabara::falls to the ground and rolls toward Yusuke which isn't helping the fire on his head:
Yusuke: umm...throw dirt on it!
Kuwabara::throws dirt into her hair: IT'S NOT HELPING!
Yusuke: Pull your hair out!
Kuwabara::ignores Yusuke and plunges his head into the ground succeeding in not only putting out the fire but earning himself an extra bump:
Yusuke: that works too
Hiei:..tsh...:shakes his head:
Yusuke: HEY...:looks around: Where's Kurama?
Hiei: Don't know. Why don't you go look for him?
Yusuke: Don't know, why don't you slam your head into the car door
Hiei: that seems like something Kuwabaka would do willingly not me detective
Kuwabara::sits up with a large bump on his head:
Yusuke: Sadly, you have a point
Kuwabara: HEY!
Hiei: go find Kurama Kuwabaka...
Kuwabaka...er Kuwabara: ok i will!...Hey wait a sec! what did you call me shrimp?
Hiei: Just go find him!
Yusuke: Yea :unenthusiastic: I'm right behind you, don't worry
Kuwabara::glares then starts to walk toward the forest hitting another tree as he looks back at the two Reikai Tentai and falling onto his back with another large bump on his forehead:
Yusuke: ...Maybe I -should- go with him...:pauses: Nah
Hiei: let him kill himself it'll be one less idiot we have to worry about
Kuwabara: grr...:gets back up and walks into the same tree falling back again:
Hiei::raises an eyebrow: and even I never thought he'd be -that- stupid
Yusuke: This is one of those times where the "ignorance is bliss" rule does not apply
Hiei: I think one of us should go find Kurama instead
Kurama::walks into clearing, slightly agitated: No need, I'm here
Hiei::lays back on the roof of the car: oh great...
Kuwabara::continues to ram into the tree:
Hiei: I think that fire obliterated any brains in his head...
Yusuke::looks at Kurama: So where's the food?
Kurama::is watching Kuwabara: Pardon?
Yusuke: Fooooood?
Kurama: Oh, yes. :pause: I was unable to actually get any
Yusuke: OO W-WHA?
Hiei: He got side tracked by that fucking bastard...:glances near Kurama into the shadows:
Yusuke: Who::blink:
Kurama::thumbs behind him: Him
Yusuke: WHO::stares into shadows:
Karasu::standing right next to Yusuke: ...
Kuwabara::stops ramming the tree and looks at Kurama: Oh there he is! Hey guys I found him!
Yusuke: you think Kuwabara?
Hiei: Karasu...the bitch :'accidentally' mistaking his gender:
Yusuke: Who? I don't see anyone!
Karasu: --;;
Kurama: --;;;
Hiei:...¬¬
Kurama: That may be because he's standing next to you now...
Kuwabara:o.0
Yusuke::looks over at Karasu: Oh. Hi Karas--Wait! You're supposed to be dead! Kurama killed you!
Karasu: Well, I'm not dead now, that's all that matters
Hiei::jumps up and draws his sword: I can fix that!
Kuwabara: Who is that::points to Karasu:
Kurama/ Yusuke::fall over, Karasu and Hiei being to dignified to fall over: Hiei: You idiot stay out of this Karasu get out of here before i decide i want to taste blood on my blade!
Karasu: But...:eye's get all watery: (forget dignified) but...
Hiei: uu...
Yusuke: WHAT::yelling at Karasu: But WHAT!
Karasu: I wanted to play cards...
Yusuke: OO
Kurama: o.O
Hiei::twitches: '-o
Kuwabara: OOH! I WANNA PLAY CARDS TOO::jumps up and down on the balls of his feet:
Karasu: -- Alright
Hiei::twitches even more:
Yusuke: Are you mad!
Karasu: No, I'm happy
Yusuke: That's not what I mean!
Hiei: let the bitch play cards with the ass hole
Kuwabara: HEY!
Hiei: oh yea that would be an insult to Yusuke your a baka
Kuwabara:...
Yusuke: No, That's not what I mean :points: Karasu's dealing for war and I wanna play go fish!
Hiei: i stand corrected,...Yusuke is a baka too
Karasu: My mother used to yell that at the other demons when we went to the super market, "You baka! Get out of my way!"
Hiei: shut up bitch... :accidentally on purpose mistakes his gender again:
Karasu::throws cards at Hiei: -
Hiei::slices them all in half: GRR
Kuwabara::glassy eyes: I WANNA PLAY CARDS!
Karasu::eyes water: My cards...
Kurama: Not again...
Karasu: YOU KILLED THEM!
Hiei: ... ¬¬ you're a baka... bitch...
Kurama::suddenly passes out:
Karasu::stops crying and looks over at Kurama, blinks: So THAT'S what that did
Kuwabara: I WANNA PLAY CARDS SHRIMP! GET LOST!
Hiei::looks at Kurama: what did you do Karasu?
Karasu: Oh, it wasn't me --- It was the old man
Yusuke: Old man?
Karasu::nods:
Hiei::twitches and grabs Karasu by his robes: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
Karasu: The strange old man, the one who drugged Kurama and... :suddenly passes out:
Yusuke::stare: No one passes out like that!
Hiei::twitches more and drops Karasu: get your spirit gun ready Detective...I sense someone nearby...((A/N: Yumi-keep in mind people that neither of us are trying to act exactly like the characters so Hiei may seem a bit off))
Yusuke::nods:
Kuwabara::walks into the woods where Hiei is looking and soon can be heard screaming like a girl: AHHHHHHHHH GET AWAY FROM ME!
Yusuke: Ya think it's the old guy, or a bug?
Hiei::raises eyebrow the shrugs: who cares? just one less baka we have to worry about...
Kuwabara::comes running out of the forest followed closely by a bald old man:
Hiei: damn...thought he died...
Yusuke: Keeps on disappointing, doesn't he?
Hiei::glares at Kuwabara as he attempts to hide behind him:
OldMan: YO! GOOD LOOKIN! WHERE YOU GOIN?
Yusuke: OO Wha..?
Hiei: O.O :looks back at Kuwabara then inches away from him:
Kuwabara: GET AWAY FROM ME!
Yusuke::backs away:
OldMan: COME ON::spots Hiei: YO! WHATS UP HOT ONE?
Hiei::stares wide eyed at the old man for a minute then pulls out his sword to make sure he doesn't any farther toward him:
Yusuke::grabs Kurama and Karasu by the backs of their shirts and starts to rag them away from the scary old guy:
Hiei: Oi detective where do you think your going?
Yusuke: To the car, I'm getting outta here, that man's a fruitloop!
Hiei: You're not leaving without me::runs after them followed closely by the old man:
OldMan: Wait for me hot stuff!
Hiei: You're not leaving without me::runs after them followed closely by the old man:
OldMan: Wait for me hot stuff!
Yusuke::shoves Karasu into the car along with Kurama and gets into the driver's seat: Umm...umm...damn! Kurama still has the keys!
Hiei::climbs into the seat of the car and slams the door locking it immediately: then go get it!
Yusuke::turns around in seat and digs through Kurama's pockets: Keep him distracted Hiei!
Hiei::looks at Yusuke like he's mad: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Yusuke: What, you WANT him to get us!
OldMan::can't stop in time to avoid running into the car and slams against Hiei's locked door: oww...
Yusuke: Hit him with the door!
Hiei::opens the door as the old man stands up hitting him directly in the mouth and successfully knocking him out the closes the door quickly and locks it again:
Hiei::opens the door as the old man stands up hitting him directly in the mouth and successfully knocking him out the closes the door quickly and locks it again:
Yusuke::!!!:: The keys aren't here!
Hiei: WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY'RE NOT THERE DETECTIVE LOOK HARDER!
Yusuke: They aren't in his pockets and I'm not going to strip search him!
Hiei::turns around and hits Kurama upside the head: WAKE UP FOX! NOW!
Yusuke: That's not going to work!
OldMan: eheh...:starting to gain consciousness:
Hiei: GOT ANY BETTER IDEAS DETECTIVE!
Yusuke: Maybe the old guy's got them!
Hiei: GAH! IF HE DOES THEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE THE ONE WHO GETS THEM!
Yusuke: He's on your side of the car!
Hiei::climbs into the back and starts to search Kurama's pockets: He's up front!
Yusuke: That's not funny!
Yusuke: Umm...Kuwabara can get them!
Hiei: JUST FIND OUT HOW TO GET THE FUCKING KEYS!
Yusuke: NOO!
Hiei: OH SO YOU DON'T WANT TO GET OUT OF HERE?
Yusuke: I'm not going near that guy!
Hiei: well then...HOW THE HELL ARE WE SUPPOSED TO GET OUT OF HERE?
Yusuke: I don't know::blink: Send Karasu!
Karasu::out like a light:
Hiei: HE'S NOT EVEN AWAKE::hits Karasu upside the head as he did Kurama:
Karasu::doesn't move but falls down to the behind the front seat thing:
Kuwabara::wanders toward the car not knowing where he's going and trips over the old man's head knocking the old man out again but falling into the side of the car:
Hiei: WAKE UP DAMN IT::leans over him and starts to move the seat back like he did to Yusuke:
Karasu::eyes pop: GAH! What are yo- :seat knocks him out again:
Hiei: GRRRRRRRRRR
Yusuke: Kuwabara! Get the car keys! Get the car keys!
Kuwabara: what keys?o.0?
Yusuke: THE CAR KEYS THE OLD MAN HAS!
Kuwabara: the old man has the keys?o.0 But I thought Kurama had them...
Yusuke: Get the damn keys!
Kuwabara: ok ok :Kneels down and searches the man for the keys:
Hiei::climbs back into the front seat and moves it back more onto Karasu's head: HURRY UP AND GET THE DAMN KEYS!
Kuwabara: FOUND EM::stands abruptly with the keys:
Yusuke: Get in the car!
Yusuke: On second thought...JUST GIVE ME THE KEYS!
Hiei::reluctantly motions for him to get into the back seat: MOVE IT SO WE CAN GET OUT OF HERE!
Kuwabara::hurriedly gets into the back seat and hands him the keys: Like I'd let you have the keys when I'm not even in the car yet...
Hiei::turns around and give Kuwabara a glare:
OldMan::stands up swaying a little: YO! WHERE YOU HOTTIES GOIN?
Hiei: DRIVE!
Yusuke::fumbles with keys and put them in the key-thing and turns the car on and floors it:
Hiei::grips the side of the door as Yusuke speeds off: LOOK OUT FOR THE TRUCK::points forward at the truck moving at full speed toward them:
Kuwabara: GAH::hides behind Hiei's seat not noticing that he is on top of Karasu:
Yusuke::turns sharply to one side then sharply again to get back on the road: Hey, I didn't take driver's Ed yet!
Hiei: OH THAT MAKES ME FEEL SOOO MUCH BETTER!CAR!
Yusuke::swerves: WAKE KURAMA UP!
Kuwabara::shakes Kurama furiously:
Hiei: DETECTIVE ARE YOU TRYING TO GET US KILLED::flies into the door as Yusuke swerves again the goes pale: THIS IS A ONE WAY STREET DETECTIVE!
Yusuke: I'm TRYING!
Hiei: YOU'RE TRYING TO GET US KILLED?
Yusuke: NO!
Kuwabara: I CAN'T GET KURAMA UP!
Hiei: TRY HARDER! IF WE DON'T WAKE HIM UP WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE BECAUSE OF THE SPIRIT DETECTIVES HORRIBLE DRIVING!
Yusuke::is took busy flooring it and swerving in jerky motions to reply:
Yumi: so everyone we hope you enjoyed the second chapter::smirks: we may set Kuwabara's hair on fire in every episode if we get a chance...
Aurie: And we shall! ((got to see Anubis for speech during chapter))
Yumi: we don't know that for sure Aurie if we get flames or requests for it we will...but we could also use some suggestions about what to do with each character in turn...so in your reviews feel free to give us some of your ideas :glares at Birmah: and nothing that only you and your brother could up with Birmah...
Aurie: It behtter not 'urt Kurahma, the ideas.
Yumi::glances at Aurie then smiles: I'm sure none of them would Aurie...Thanks for reading and please Review otherwise this story will cease to exist.. Ja ne!
Aurie: Dun 'urt Kurahma! I KILL you if you touch him!
Yumi: How about a decent goodbye Aurie-chan
Aurie - Bye :Waves: Like tha'?
Yumi: very good...now go find some pictures of Kuwabara that we can burn...be sure to review our story everyone!