The Bushwhackers are playing together in the garden they are in the sandpit
building a castle.
Luke: Look at my sandcastle yo!
Butch: Who cares about yo' crappy castle biznitch? Look at this bad mofo yo!
Butch proudly displays his sandcastle, which is exactly the same except it has a flag in the top.
Luke: Yo! Call that a castle? I could shit out a better castle than that yo!
Butch: Yo' couldn't shit out anything with my boot up yo' ass yo!
Luke: Yo! Yo' wanna start something bitch? Well come on then!.yo.
Luke kicks over Butch's sandcastle so Butch kick over Luke's. They both look at each other and wait for the other one to pull the first punch. Suddenly they are distracted by the sound of an ice-cream truck coming down the street. They both forget what they were doing and run over to the truck.
Luke: Hey mister! Can we have an ice-cream yo?
Butch: Look Bushwhacker Luke, that's no ordinary ice-cream salesman yo, that's The Big Show! Yo!
Big Show looks out of the window.
Big Show: That's right boys! What do you think? Pretty cool huh?
Luke: But. why are you selling ice-cream The Big Show? Yo.
Big Show: Well well well Bushwhacker Luke, funny you should ask actually. It happens to be a VERY interesting story.
Butch and Luke: Tell us! Tell us!.yo.
Big Show: Well. it all started yesterday. I was walking down the street minding my own business eating a cheese string when suddenly I thought to myself "You know one thing I have never done is sell ice-cream".
Butch and Luke: Yes, yes!.yo.
Big Show: And so here I am, selling ice-cream! How great is that?
Butch: Uhm, yeah well I have one question. What does Kane have to do with all of this yo?
Big Show: Kane?!? Why?
Big Show turns around to see Kane stood in the back of the van filling his underwear with chocolate chip ice-cream.
Big Show: Oh God not again! Kaaaaaaaaaaaane! Get out of here, I've warned you once!
Kane scuttles out giggling to himself and runs away down the street leaving a trail of chocolate chip on the road behind him.
Big Show watches Kane run away and shakes his head.
Big Show: I have GOT to stop him doing that. well boys, I'm sorry but that was the last of the ice-cream. I'm all out.
The Bushwackers look very disappointed and walk away sadly. Big Show drives off to the store to buy more ice-cream.
Later that night, the restocked ice-cream truck is parked out on a lonely field under a moonlit sky.
Big Show (talking to himself): Well, I've sold my house to buy this van, so it looks like I'll be sleeping here too.
He sets up a bed on the counter, draws the blinds and settles down to sleep. Suddenly there is a loud banging noise and the van starts to shake violently. Big Show rushes to the window to see Kane kicking the side of the van as hard as he can.
Big Show: What the.? No Kane, NO! NO ICE CREAM FOR YOU!
Kane just ignores him and continues kicking the side of the van where a large dent was appearing. Big Show is getting really annoyed but he doesn't know what to do, then all of a sudden he is hit by a flash of inspiration. He goes into the back of his van and returns with a vacuum cleaner.
Big Show: So what do you think of this then Kane?
He turns on the vacuum which hums loudly. Kane stops his manic kicking and stares at the vacuum, eyes full of terror. He didn't have a clue what it was or why it was growling at him. Kane turned around quickly and ran off into the night, tail between his legs.
Big Show: Hahaha! That sorted him!
Ric Flair suddenly emerges from an unseen location.
Ric Flair: Yes, that sorted him. but for how long? He'll be back, mark my words my friend.He will be back alright, and he will stick more ice-cream down his pants.
Big Show looked out into the night and saw the image of Kane howling at the sky silhouetted against the full moon, a shiver ran down his spine. He knew it was true.Kane's insatiable (and unexplainable) desire for ice-cream filled underwear would one day get the better of him. br br The very next day Big Show sold his Van and went back to his regular window cleaning day job.
Luke: Look at my sandcastle yo!
Butch: Who cares about yo' crappy castle biznitch? Look at this bad mofo yo!
Butch proudly displays his sandcastle, which is exactly the same except it has a flag in the top.
Luke: Yo! Call that a castle? I could shit out a better castle than that yo!
Butch: Yo' couldn't shit out anything with my boot up yo' ass yo!
Luke: Yo! Yo' wanna start something bitch? Well come on then!.yo.
Luke kicks over Butch's sandcastle so Butch kick over Luke's. They both look at each other and wait for the other one to pull the first punch. Suddenly they are distracted by the sound of an ice-cream truck coming down the street. They both forget what they were doing and run over to the truck.
Luke: Hey mister! Can we have an ice-cream yo?
Butch: Look Bushwhacker Luke, that's no ordinary ice-cream salesman yo, that's The Big Show! Yo!
Big Show looks out of the window.
Big Show: That's right boys! What do you think? Pretty cool huh?
Luke: But. why are you selling ice-cream The Big Show? Yo.
Big Show: Well well well Bushwhacker Luke, funny you should ask actually. It happens to be a VERY interesting story.
Butch and Luke: Tell us! Tell us!.yo.
Big Show: Well. it all started yesterday. I was walking down the street minding my own business eating a cheese string when suddenly I thought to myself "You know one thing I have never done is sell ice-cream".
Butch and Luke: Yes, yes!.yo.
Big Show: And so here I am, selling ice-cream! How great is that?
Butch: Uhm, yeah well I have one question. What does Kane have to do with all of this yo?
Big Show: Kane?!? Why?
Big Show turns around to see Kane stood in the back of the van filling his underwear with chocolate chip ice-cream.
Big Show: Oh God not again! Kaaaaaaaaaaaane! Get out of here, I've warned you once!
Kane scuttles out giggling to himself and runs away down the street leaving a trail of chocolate chip on the road behind him.
Big Show watches Kane run away and shakes his head.
Big Show: I have GOT to stop him doing that. well boys, I'm sorry but that was the last of the ice-cream. I'm all out.
The Bushwackers look very disappointed and walk away sadly. Big Show drives off to the store to buy more ice-cream.
Later that night, the restocked ice-cream truck is parked out on a lonely field under a moonlit sky.
Big Show (talking to himself): Well, I've sold my house to buy this van, so it looks like I'll be sleeping here too.
He sets up a bed on the counter, draws the blinds and settles down to sleep. Suddenly there is a loud banging noise and the van starts to shake violently. Big Show rushes to the window to see Kane kicking the side of the van as hard as he can.
Big Show: What the.? No Kane, NO! NO ICE CREAM FOR YOU!
Kane just ignores him and continues kicking the side of the van where a large dent was appearing. Big Show is getting really annoyed but he doesn't know what to do, then all of a sudden he is hit by a flash of inspiration. He goes into the back of his van and returns with a vacuum cleaner.
Big Show: So what do you think of this then Kane?
He turns on the vacuum which hums loudly. Kane stops his manic kicking and stares at the vacuum, eyes full of terror. He didn't have a clue what it was or why it was growling at him. Kane turned around quickly and ran off into the night, tail between his legs.
Big Show: Hahaha! That sorted him!
Ric Flair suddenly emerges from an unseen location.
Ric Flair: Yes, that sorted him. but for how long? He'll be back, mark my words my friend.He will be back alright, and he will stick more ice-cream down his pants.
Big Show looked out into the night and saw the image of Kane howling at the sky silhouetted against the full moon, a shiver ran down his spine. He knew it was true.Kane's insatiable (and unexplainable) desire for ice-cream filled underwear would one day get the better of him. br br The very next day Big Show sold his Van and went back to his regular window cleaning day job.