Disclaimer: I introduced my friend to Inuyasha. My friend wrote this with his deluded mind. I typed it up. Here it is.
Naraku was very happy with his new mask and wanted more clothing. He cut off Sesshy's skin and wore it as an over-coat. He thought that he looked absolutely fab! Sadly, as he was leaving the Laundromat, Sesshy's boa/tail got stuck in a washing machine. Naraku was pulled backwards and choked to death.
By now, Kagome had been re-incarnated as Kagomegamou, because in "Inuyasha" everyone's name starts with a "K". Well, Kagomegamou decided that she wanted to see Inuyasha, so she fell down a well and went to visit him. Since she had gone into the past, Inu was still alive and pinned to a tree.
Kagomegamou removed the arrow and instantly fell in love with Inu. They got married and had a kid named Boat-face. Unfortunately, Shippo and Boat-face were constantly rivaling for Inu's affection. One day, in a state of complete anger, Shippo stole Inu's sword and stabbed Boat-boy when he was sleeping.
As you can imagine, Inu and Kagomegamou were not happy that their son had just been killed. They grabbed Shippo can hung him from the ceiling. Then they would cut off parts of his face and arms whenever he talked. Eventually, Shippo's skin was so deformed that when the blood rushed to his head, his face turned red, and ha exploded. His arm flew into Inu's mouth and Inu choked to death. Kagomegamou was so sad that she used he hands to tear through her skin and rip her own heart our.
Meanwhile, Miroku was eating stuff with his deformed hand. Unfortunately, he had recently gotten a job as a substitute teacher. He had to join in the pledge of allegiance, but when he put his hand to his heart he sucked his skin off his chest and tore his own heart out. The kids in his class ate his limbs and taped his head to the wall.
I'd like to thank my good friend Nick for letting me put his stories up. There may be more, but you'll just have to wait to find out. (sarcastic)I can tell you're excited. Oh, and flames are WELCOME! Fire good, marshmallows need to be roasted! BURN!