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Chapter 3 – Adventures in Babysitting, Part 1

James practically ran to his house to tell Lily the good news. He burst into the hall, leaving an awkward Voldemort standing at the doorway.

"LILY, I'VE FOUND SOMEONE TO TAKE CARE OF THE KID!"

"Keep your voice down, I've only just got Harry to sleep!"

"Who?" Who the bloody hell was Harry?

Lily groaned, "Your son, you idiot, Harry is your son!"

"Oh, you should have said."

"Well, who is minding him?"

"Oh, yeah," James pulled Voldemort into the hall, "Lily, look who it is, Voldemort!"

"Oh my god! Voldemort, in my house? Iknow you probably get this everyday, butI'm a huge fan of yours, I really hope you become the Minister!"

'Well, what do you know? ANOTHER idiot! Becoming Minister will be too easy! Now, laugh maniacally!' "MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!" 'In your head stupid!' Damn! Voldemort looked up to see both James and Lily looking at him strangely.

"Er, are you ok?" Lily asked.

"Me? I'm fine, just thinking of a joke someone told me earlier."

"Oh, will you tell us, it must have been good if it made you laugh like that."

"Er, well I shouldn't, I mean, won't you be late? I mean it is 9 o clock."

"How'd you know that? There aren't any clocks in here."

'God, I hate these people already!' "Er I have an invisible watch."

"Really, oh cool! I want one! Where'd you get it?"

"The invisible watch shop?"

"Never heard of it, I'll have to keep an eye out for it."

"Well, we really should go, I've left a list of things that Harry might need, there's milk in the fridge, and all his toys are in his room. He shouldn't be a problem though, he's fast asleep at the moment, bye!" Lily said all this without taking a breath, as James dragged her out the door.

Now that Voldemort was alone he had some time to think. 'God they are so suffocating! Well, what now?' He went to the fridge, and saw it was filled with Bud and a couple of bottles of milk for Harry. He grabbed a Bud and went into the living room. He sat in a chair and turned the T.V on. 'Ooh, great the games on.' He sat there watching an intense game of hide and seek, with Stevie Wonder as the guest speaker. They were about to go into extra time, when the phone rang. Voldemort, annoyed at the disturbance, picked up the phone.

"Hello?"

"Hey master, wazzup?" He knew that voice, it was his servant, Pettigrew.

"How the hell did you get this number?"

"Er, I AM their friend, so what's up wit you?"

"Nothin, havin a Bud watchin the game."

"Ok, I was just letting you know that at the moment, you're losing to Fudge - 58 - 42"

"What? How could this happen, I thought you were supposed to help get some votes for me!"

"I tried, but I got distracted by this really cool lava lamp!"

"Damn you! Well it looks like I'll have to take matters into my own hands."

"Go gettem, tiger!"

"Pettigrew?"

"Yes, master?"

"You're gay." He hung up the phone and turned back to watch the game, which had finished. 'Damn that idiotic man to hell! Now what shall I do?' He was brought out of his thoughts by a loud crash upstairs. 'Oh, shit!' Voldemort ran up the stairs and pulled open the door to Harry's room to find…

Chapter 3, done! Ha, sorry to leave it there, but my brain has kinda shut down, plus I thought it made a good cliffy! If you review, I will post the next chapter as soon as I can, and hopefully make it a little longer.