Disclaimer - I don't own any of the characters, I tried, failed and am now in another country with a different identity.

NOTE – I'm sorry about the delay, I've been revising for my AS exams, but I have the week off. So I'm taking this time to do chapter 4, as a way of apologising.

On with the story then.

Last time – He was brought out of his thoughts by a loud crash upstairs. 'Oh shit' Voldemort ran up the stairs and pulled open the door to Harry's room to find…

Chapter 4 – Adventures in Babysitting – Part 2

When Voldemort went into the room, he knew something was wrong. It may have had something to do with the fact that Harry was no longer in his crib, but Voldemort wasn't too sure.

He looked around the small room unaware of the presence behind him, but he did notice that the room was tidy. 'So the kid must have fallen out of bed. Of course he did, you idiot, you are so good at stating the obvious.' He walked further in, and upon realising that Harry was no where to be seen, he started to panic.

'Oh damn! I've lost the baby! Come on think, he couldn't have got that far, he's just a baby. If you were a baby, where would you go?' Voldemort thought for a while 'Not the porno shop, that's for sure… but then again… nah, probably not, after all, you are the only person I know who has been there as a child.' Once again he was brought out of his thoughts when a noise out of the open window startled him.

'Crap the kid's climbed out of the window!' Without giving it a second thought he did a run and jump out of the window, landing on the groundwith a crash. 'Ow, I'm getting too old for this.'

Back in the room baby Harry looked at the strange man that jumped out his window. 'So that was the idiot who wants to become Minister? God he didn't even have common sense to look behind him!' Harry heard screams, so he crawled over to the window and looked down at Voldemort.

Voldemort quickly jumped up and looked around the ground for any signs of the baby. 'Damn! It looks like I overreacted again! The only thing that's out here is a bloody cat, oh how I HATE them!' Out of frustration, Voldemort kicked the passing cat, and was then tackled to the ground by the very pissed off animal.

"AAAAAAGGGGHHH! GET OFF ME YOU DAMN FURBALL! NOT THE FACE, NOT MY BEAUTIFUL FACE!"

He finally got the possessed cat off him, and looked up to the window at the sound of laughter. There, looking down at him, was an amusedHarry. 'I don't believe it! The kid was there the WHOLE time! Wait, how the hell do I get back into the house? Damn! I really should think about these things. I know! I'll pick the lock!'

Voldemort ran to the front door, totally oblivious to the ladders that hefell over. He stood up, and placed them back where they were - amazingly under the open window. He turned the corner to find a cloaked figure trying to pick the lock on the front door.

"Excuse me, what are you doing?"

The figure stopped what he was doing, and looked up. "Me, oh nothing, I'm just er… checking the doors."

"Really?"

"Yes, the streets aren't so safe anymore."

"Ok, then, carry on. You know you look really familiar, do I know you?"

"Probably not, but know this, I am not your enemy."

"I never said you were."

"I am not an evil person."

"I never said you were."

"I'm not here to break into this house, kill everyone in it, and frame you in order to make you look bad to ensure that Fudge becomes Minister."

"…. Oook, what's your name again?"

"I'm an Auror, one of the best intelligence forces there are." The man replied.

Voldemort took out his wand and killed the man. He then took the time to make fun of him.

"HA! What an idiot! "one of the best intelligence forces there are, I think not!" Voldemort then opened the door that the auror was trying to open. He rolled his eyes and said, "Some intelligent force you are, you couldn't even gather the intelligence that this door was already open, you retard."

He walked back into the house, closed the door behind him and went to find Harry. 'Hopefully he's back in his bed, asleep!'

Oh, how wrong he was…

Well, another chapter, hope you liked it, I'm not sure how long I will be with the next chapter, but I hope to do another soon. Now, I've done my part – all I ask is that you leave a nice review – please, the little purple button is calling to you… don't ignore it, tis not nice.