"That's it? That's the grand adventure of the infamous Jack Sparrow? You sat on a beach for three days drinking rum?"
 "Welcome to the Caribbean, love."

- Elizabeth Swann & Captain Jack Sparrow PotC

Evan maneuvered his board to hop up onto the sidewalk outside the mansion gates. Stopping off at the skate park had been worth the hour trip back on his board. He'd been able to complete two new moves and meet up with a couple people. It'd been a while since Evan had been able to get out and just hang out. With all the danger room sessions and school, spare time was sparse.

Sliding over to the front gate, he stopped and typed in his personal password. Grinning to himself in amusement, he entered inside and flipped up his board so it landed in his hand. Suddenly he was shoved to the ground by an unseen force.

"Oh and Daniels no letting her in on the bet or else it's off, got it?"

"Buzz off Maximoff, I've had my fill of you for the day." Grumbling as the speedster left him with a breeze that nearly knocked him on his back.

Spyke walked into the rec. room, dropping his stuff as he moved. Heaving a sigh, he spotted the empty couch. Flopping onto it, he looked over to see the other occupants of the room. So far it seemed only Kurt and Bobby were present.

Glancing over at the whispering duo he rose from his position, Evan then lurched over to their spot. Evan plopped down next to the boys. They continued whispering back and forth, scribbling down a notes every now and then.

"So what are we plotting today?"

"A way to seek revenge on Jean." Kurt answered shortly, his tail lashing out in frustration.

"Any particular reason?"

It was often that Jean found herself on the wrong end of a prank. Mostly it was due to her inability to get a rein on her powers twenty-four seven, which was understandable but to go and tell the adults what the other students were planning was inexcusable. Which left entering her room or using her shampoo an foolish action. There was constantly dye in the bottles and last time Sam walked into her room he ended up covered in pickle juice plus Rogue was not amused to have bright pink hair at all. Settling down to see what Jean had down to piss of the pranksters, not a very wise move in Evan's mind.

"We were freeing the frogs in bio during lunch. It was going smoothly when little Miss Perfect felt it her civic duty to turn us into Principal Kelly." Bobby grumbled, still angry at their prank gone wrong. It was a traditional stunt pull every year at Bayville by one group of animal right activists or another.

"Ouch" Evan flinched; it was well known that Kelly hated the students from the mansion. He was against an elderly handicapped man housing young teenagers who constantly were not in attendance and had no reasonable excuses for the numerous absents. There were enough rumors flying about what Xavier made them do to live with him without the principal adding in his two cents. The two would be serving in detention until summer break, it would no doubt only heighten the amount of pranks pulled on the principal not to mention unsuspecting students in general.

"If I can lend a helping hand tell me." Offered Evan, hoping to get in on the joke. He may be on of the youngest original X-Men but with the new recruits, the tightness of the friendship between the original group had degraded somewhat. It would be a shame for the friendship that Spyke and Nightcrawler shared to go to waste and this was a perfect way to preserve it in Evan's mind.

"Actually ve could use you." Kurt grinned, perking up some and putting an arm around his friend's shoulder as they started making plans anew.

They continued to prepare their attack on the unsuspecting red head until.

"Evan did you start you homework?" Ororo stated rather than questioned. Evan never had his work done unless you sat down and made sure he completed every last problem. He just never saw the point in doing something that was a waste of time and paper, after all teachers don't actually read the work anyways, so why do it? His aunt on the other hand did not see it this way and was determined to bring his GPA back up from its continuous dissent into oblivion. Apparently being around star students such as Jean and Scott did nothing to encourage his to complete homework, quite a shame too it had seemed like such a fine idea.

"Auntie O it's only the first day of break!" He whined trying to get out of finishing the homework, he had yet to complete in his last block. If it weren't for Maximoff, the damn insufferable git, he would be able to plot with Bobby and Kurt. Evan was so going to laugh in his face when Rogue turned him down and he was victorious! Oh it was going to be so great to rub Pietro's face in it, glory would be his. Spyke was distracted from his day dream by his aunt.

"Well then you better get started."

With that said, she led him up to his room and made sure he sat down with his work and started before leaving his presence. Grumbling about over protective aunts and pointless, time consuming research and the evil teachers overextending the boundaries of schoolwork into leisure off time Evan started his lit. assignment.

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Wanda resisted the urge to fling Todd into the wall next to her. Instead, she simple shut the door in his face after telling him that if he so much as breathed within a ten-foot radius of her he'd find himself buried alive in the deepest pit of hell.

How he could have such a thick skull as to not realize that yes she really did mean it when she said 'get the fucking hell away from me' when she said it. It had was really frightening that he would just pop up suddenly around her. Like when she was coming out of the shower or walking to the bookstore. Of course, both times she had flung him into the nearest wall and left the area with haste. Still he didn't seem to get it.

It was somewhat sweet in a twisted demented way, similar to the bearer of the feelings.

Suddenly her door was knocked on but before she could answer it, the person came in and shut the door. Glaring at her brother she was about to fling him out of the room but figured he might just send Todd up to try and serenade her again. Holding back a shudder, she looked at him expectantly awaiting his pointless babble. When he didn't start yakking her ear off she started the conversation the best way she knew how.

"Do you always barge into rooms when not invited?"

"I knocked, feel privileged." She didn't answer only scowled at him. Moving her hands in a gesture he realized would send him sprawling out into the hallway if he didn't think fast.

"Okokok don't get your panties in a twist I just wanted to ask you for-"

"Rot in hell"

"Ah come on Wanda! We're twins aren't you suppose to want to repair our relationship or be secretly hoping we'll be friends again!" He wheedled, sending her a winning smile. This only made her more determined to scowl at him as he prolonged his visit in her room.

"Dream on little brother."

"Yea well why don't you just help me for once instead of working against me?" He mock pouted.

"I won't help you in one of your stupid little tricks to get closer to father." She answered stiffly.

"Father? This has nothing to do with him!" She raised an eyebrow at him, unconvinced of his sincerity.

"Really it has nothing to do with him whatsoever. Promise."

Wanda eyed her brother, curiosity peaked but there was no way she was going to let him know that. That's all he would need, he'd be able to get anything out of her, and she knew he'd know it not to mention use it to his advantage. There wasn't any way she was going to let someone use her as their pawn.

Gazing into his eyes she shuttered at the coloring. Just like their father, could he really be different from that hateful monster? Before she could be sucked into her pessimistic thoughts Pietro thrust his pinky in her face.

 "Pinky promise, this in now way at all pertains to our father."

Gazing dazed at the proffered finger she finally sighed and linked it with her own.

"Great! Now all I need you to do is…"

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Why is Pietro enrolling the help of his big sister? Well twin sister but you know what I mean! Ok this chapter wasn't as funny as the others but it's setting up some plot…sorta…I hope so anyways!

Thanks everyone who reviewed the last chapter! You totally made my day!

Sweet Jeebus I just saw the biggest fucking bug ever just fly across my screen! Ok sorry it's three AM and I'm finishing this up so I'm a bit…psychotic at the moment.

HoneyBug16: hehe I'm glad you found it entertaining! I hope I continue to make this humourous!

Sarah Crysala: lol You were most defiantly the most helpful with me updating this sooner! Thank you!

Puppiescute/ Mic Mic: Thanks! Oooh that's not a bad idea at all. *grins and starts scribbling down stuff*

xotchl: I hope this was soon enough for you and that it's entertaining also!

Barbara Ruiz: That would be pretty funny for him to do that. He'd prob just buzz if he was on a sugar high. *giggles at the mental image* Very interesting idea!

Tokyobabe2040: It was a wonderful flick! *blushes* Thanks, I'm so glad you like the story! I'll try to get this story's next chapter out sooner!

lyerial: Oh she will, buwahahahahaha! I can't wait to type up that part of the story! Patience though, Petey has to make a fool out of himself first after all!

Battosai Yuriko: Sure I'll post the quotes! (I love that movie!) I tried to just have him talk at a normal pace so that it's easier for everyone to read! I'm glad you found it funny! Hopefully I'll continue to entertain! Was it a good movie, S.W.A.T.? I haven' t had a chance to scope it out yet.

Demongurl 15: Sorry! I tried to get this out sooner but the second half just wouldn't come to me! I'm happy you like it!

kosumi: Ah but wasn't it a funny ending! I'll try to lengthen the chapters in the future! Try not to hit anything while you're bouncing bud. Y'know Petey he's bound to tackle it creatively!

Rogue Warrior Spirit: I tried to make him talk normal so that it's easier to read! Oooh I'm so happy you like it, you really really like! *grins like a loon*

Thanks again everyone!

Later yo,

                Icy